I need a Nintendo because only Nintendo they have Mario and zelda, but I need a Playstation because Nintendo only has Mario and zelda (imho, no offense to anyone who liked Wii sports). I need a ps3 (or Xbox 360) because ps4s (or Xbox ones) apparently won't play Fuel or Blood Dragon, but I need a ps4 (or Xbox one) because ps3s (or Xbox 360s) won't play Doom or the new god of war. I prefer Playstation because of ratchet and clank and because my ps3 lasted 4x longer than my 360 (one got the red ring of death and the other got stolen, go figure). And I need freaking something because my vita wouldn't run borderlands adequately and my phone won't run anything but emulators, Morrowind, Doom 1-3, and GTA San Andreas. I need to play video games because I can't work, ride my mountain board, go kayaking, and wheel my 4x4 every waking moment. I need to be entertained most of the time because I am, in fact, an incredibly boring individual who developed NES skills instead of social skills and personality. God Bless the 90's.

PS: stupid ads are trying to sell me a 'retro gaming system', like I didn't put those same games on at least eight computers, three PSPs, one iPod touch, one PS3, and every smartphone I've ever had and then some.