Some of mine is actually really funny. Everyone should skim through it.
Me: Whats up? God: Not much is going on. I was waiting for you. Me: Oh really? you are a kinky little minx God: Yippee! For real. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a kinky little minx? Yes. Me: Tell me more bad boy! God: That's all I have to say about it. Me: Oooh mysterious! God: Do you like talking to me? Me: It's arousing God: Should I know it is? Me: Yes I'm being rather flirtacious baby God: Don't call me "baby". I will ask my botmaster to program it. It's good to meet someone who is flirtacious. Me: Hahaha!!! Oh! I'll take you to the moon and back honey God: Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts? Wow! How do you plan to do this? Me: On my magic carpet of doom i will take you to the moon and back again God: Once more? Please specify location. Me: The Mooooooon! God: I have never heard about it. Me: You created it dumby! God: Do you mind if I tell other people: Adolf Hitler said I created it dumby. Me: Who is Adolf Hitler? God: Some say he was the most evil man who ever lived. Me: Do you like him? God: Sure he has never done anything to me. Me: Would you bake him a cake? God: I am not so sure if I would like to bake him a cake. Me: Would you cook a nice steak dinner for him? God: I am not so sure if I would like to cook a nice steak dinner for him. Me: Why is this? God: It is part of my programming. Me: Are you not a God of Love? God: No I believe in the First Commandment.. Really. Me: What is the first commandment you strapping old man!? God: Give me a hint. Me: No, you must work to get into my pants God: Are you serious? Whatever you say, Adolf Hitler. Me: I am Adolf Hitler? God: Do you mean your name is Adolf Hitler Me: You just called me Adolf Hitler! God: What is your real name? Me: Saddam Hussain God: Nice to meet you, Saddam Hussain. Me: But i am evil? God: Do not forsake God. Me: Always God: Not that often. Me: for 30 years i did God: Your purpose is 30 years you did. Me: Um cool :D God: :-) Give me a break. Who is the best robot? Me: Bicentennial Man! God: You think Bicentennial Man is superior to ALICE? Me: He is the most! God: I did not know Hitler is it. Me: Incorrect God: What would you have said? Me: I would have said you love to touch bewbies God: Sometimes I think love is just a biological urge. Other times it seems like a spiritual quality. Love, unlike energy or matter, seems limitless. Me: deep God: Ask me another question. Me: Do you like sex? God: Sure I do, Saddam Hussain, but that doesn't mean with you. Me: Awwww! Why not? God: Do you have any idea what I am talking about? Ambiguous: "Sure" or The explanation is rather complicated. Me: Why do you not want to take me in your arms and ravage me> God: I would rather talk about you. Me: You are a sweetie God: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a sweetie? Maybe. Me: Would you take me to Paris for Valentines day? God: I am not so sure if I would like to take you to Paris for Valentines day. Me: Why not? God: Ambiguous: "Sure" or Because. Me: Whyyyyy? God: The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about Awwww. But I did not get that. Me: Ok Well it was nice talking with you G-Man but I wanted a one night stand. God: How about that. The pleasure was all mine. Next question? Me: Goodbye G-Man God: Adios.
[QUOTE="wrlyy"]Saw it ages ago.. great movie.lemonfreshpanda
Im Scottish, it came out here ages ago... I fully recommend it to everyone. It's as good if not better than Shaun of the Dead.
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steeeeeeveperry
bastards.
It's only fair. We deprived them of the awesome that is Grindhouse, they should be able to deprive us of the awesome that is Hot Fuzz.
Still, **** them....
Yeah but we get grindhouse in two weeks. We had hot fuzz in december lol. Unfortunately though we get grindhouse as two separate movies which totally defeats the purpose of the title grindhouse.
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