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#1 Derp_Meowslurp
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look at all these conspiracy theorists. You think something is wrong with this site? Something is wrong with your tinfoil. all my reviews are exactly where i left them. somewhere on this website. and that's the fun of it! its a review easter egg hunt!

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#2 Derp_Meowslurp
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everyone hates it. but i love the dark theme. I don't like sites with white backgrounds.

other than that i hate everything. I hate that my ratings disappear in my profile, i hate the fact that the search is completely useless, i hate the horrible game pages that tell you virtually nothing and are set up like a carnival that's so busy that you spend a few minutes just staring around at things and noticing all the redundancy and lack of salient, specific information.

You wanna know what kind of game watch dogs is? LMAO BRO, you better google that, what are you, a noob? everyone knows what kind of game watch dogs is b/c everyone was watching the E12 streams on brocast with their T1 lines and 4 lcd double wide monitors. bro. how do you like the synopsis that's one sentence and has spelling errors? you like that? we do to muhahahhahaha.

complaining on the forums bro? yeh we love that. makes our coffee breaks around the water cooler soooo timeworth and hilarious. we mainly just ignore you, but its really fun to watch the unpaid mods try to appease the stupid cows that complain. what really gets us is when you lost all your reviews and you rage quit hahahahahahahahahahaahahahahhahaahaha

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#3  Edited By Derp_Meowslurp
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First, let me say that I'm going to play this. I am a a total sucker for open world/semi open world rpg type games, especially ones where i can kill tons of zombies.

But what in the double F*** were these rubes thinking with riptide? The story, progression, graphics, weapons, pacing, cliches were virtually identical to the first game. That was one of the biggest letdowns i've experienced after being uber hyped for it. its like they didn't even try and just rehashed every thing they could.

edit: haha just saw this is a moba game. another disappointment. fitting

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#4 Derp_Meowslurp
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@DigitalDame: Thanks, its actually PrivDog from Comodo Dragon that's blocking certain 3rd party cookies and such. I'll expect a reply in about 6 months.

I'd also like to ask is there a way to search upcoming games based on their genre's? I'm only interested in RPG's; why can't gamespot let me view these? on the old site, searching by genre was borked, b/c you had to scroll through 20 pages of crap b/c the dates were all messed up.

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#5  Edited By Derp_Meowslurp
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@DigitalDame:

Can you please tell me what url i need to allow in my 3rd party cookies exception in comodo dragon so i may comment on the news articles?

I've created an exception for gamespot.com, however i still can't use the comment box; and it says i need to sign in.

And where is the hours it took to complete game for the reviews? or the bottom line? lets get this going

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#6 Derp_Meowslurp
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the best way is to aggressively go after the locked points first, just one at a time, then follow the pipes to see how they connect to the main hub that gets you past it.

i had no problems solving any of these, but some of them were just annoying

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#7  Edited By Derp_Meowslurp
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@numbes said:

http://www.gamespot.com/wolfenstein-the-new-order/ these pages the same as every game page most of the videos are news stories which have little value to someone looking up a game and the developer and publisher info is hidden at the far bottom right that is of value i was requesting developer and publisher info to be expanded like a cast list on imdb looks like it has been modified a bit already it is alot better

http://www.gamespot.com/companies/machinegames/ i want information in these pages

http://www.gamespot.com/far-cry-3/ on developer info it has ubisoft montreal it is like having a collaboration between uwe boll quentin tarantino and Martin Scorsese and only putting uwe bolls name on it

I agree completely, its not just the developer stuff either, its pretty much everything squashed on the right side of the screen that needs to be front and center.

lets examine:

http://www.gamespot.com/murdered-soul-suspect/

The Where To Buy is fine where its at.

Underneath the Where to Buy - JUST LOOK AT THAT

You have a tiny little cover art with a tiny little release date and you can't even fit all the platforms onto your silly line. i mean c'mon. how many links do you want me to click? i clicked the link for the game. i don't want to click more links just to find out the platforms. Remember i completely ignored the giant ribbon of irrelevance at the top. it has no value and is confusing.

oh my. the "synopsis." really now; lets not get too wordy.

follow what? another link?

I can make out something that looks like a 6...maybe thats a score of some sort.

Rating the game is fine and looks nice where it is.

the dev, publisher, author, esrb rating, all need to be on the main page. the first thing you see under the hideous ribbon of dhoom.

the video review...i can somewhat understand that being at the top. that other video baffles me. im baffled. why is it taking up real estate there?

and then the news headlines, some of which have seemingly nothing to do with the game at all. maybe the author of that article mentions the game. and so it shows up there. all of that needs to go away under its tab...called news. or there should be maybe 3 relevant articles at the very, very bottom of the page. maybe.

The Videos should replace the News, the images are fine on the side bar. Also you should have some user reviews on the main page, maybe 3 of the top reviews, or two good reviews, two bad reviews. and a link to the reviews. so everything will be accessible from just the main page in some small measure.

conclusion: its confusing clicking on a game title to then go to a page that tells you almost nothing about the game in a coherent, easy to read, easy to understand format. When i click a game title, I am asking Gamespot a question. And that is, "what is this game about and why should I buy it."

if this is some snob elite club where i should be clued in on every title, then i didn't get the memo. Nothing I said was extreme or hard to understand. It's common sense. You, as a dev team, can debate the details, let's just agree that when you click on a game title it needs to be a succinct list of details front and center.

i just realized i still have no idea what Murdered Soul Suspect is about or what it is, and i eye-BEEPED the crap out of that front page for 15 minutes. Is it a shooter? RPG? Isometric? Hentai? Is this a movie? there's nothing there.

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#8 Derp_Meowslurp
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I want to give you an example of the reviews i have to trawl through looking for some interesting critique and info that helps me decide to buy.

http://www.gamespot.com/wolfenstein-the-new-order/user-reviews/2200-12590592/

so he rates it a 5 and i'll post the entirety here for you,

"

User Rating: 5 | Wolfenstein: The New Order PCBy mihael88 | Review Date: May 26, 2014

gameplay in this game is very satisfying shooting feels juicy etc but story in the other hand is most laughable thing i ever witnessed and insult to human intelligence.

this game can not even measure with return to castle wolfenstein and one from 2009.

this game is not for everybody i recommend it for those who just like to blew up things."

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#9  Edited By Derp_Meowslurp
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hey hey hey everyone calm down, one of the Fallen has come to great me in the favela below the pearly gates. lets not run him off when he's here to see me.

  • "Site navigation is counter intuitive. Examples: Reviews and upcoming games" - Is this everything? If not can you include additional examples.
  • "Games missing assets like screen shots." - Which games in particular are you looking at?
  • "User reviews lack features that I thought were amazing and I would like to request that you add them back." - You mentionedhours the game was and a bottom line, was there anything else?
  • "I can't comment on any of the articles." Which articles? I'll check to see if there's an issue with your permissions.

1) Site Navigation is ridiculous. haha maybe b/c you stare at it for 20 hours a day you don't see the forest. I don't want to tell you how to run a game site, but how am i supposed to know all these games? I click on games, and i get just a list with a release date, maybe a tiny synopsis. A major lack of succinct information. Click on Reviews, you can see its organized like a trash can.

so when you find the game you're looking for it turns into total chaos. Lets use this as an example:

http://www.gamespot.com/wolfenstein-the-new-order/

The first thing you notice is some giant background. You're unsure if this is really wolfenstien. it takes you a minute to orient yourself, looking at all this chaos, you say, 'oh i'd like to look at the pc version, so you click PC in the banner and...HERP DERP start again. so click back, and you decide that the banner is useless and serves no purpose. Where is cover art? Where are the links? oh ok, there's a ribbon with Reviews, News, images, etc. ok but whats this, you ask yourself as you scroll down...who the BEEP is this camp chick gawking at me. the ribbon say wolfenstein, but its top 5 watch dogs, battlefield, herpity doo derp, and you realize ERMAGAWD this is the news. you double take the ribbon, b/c there appears to be two sections for news and ZERO sections for the actual information for the game.

I don't really think i need to explain the reviews. it's basically like forum postings. so some derp is all liek, "Oh her derr i thank dat game SUKKED. OMG the grapix where turrible iz this 2001?' so you go to his profile and discover he was born in 1998. Well then, kid, is there anything you'd like to tell me about the actual game? you know, salient info? b/c the reason why the old format worked was b/c people are stupid cows that can barely breath out of their mouth, so unless prompted to write something, they'll just use it as a diary to vent their rage cuz the grapix.

2) games missing graphics, yes they are, I love Japan. I really do. i don't need to see 500 of their games flooding the list on an English language only website. I know they put out 10 games a day, can you please provide a filter for this? Can you please give us a few more options to organize them if you don't want to do it? Your New Releases, Upcoming and Top games are a jumbled mess.

3) can I get an ETA on this? and please hurry up you've had months and i'm tired of reading diary entries from angsty teens.

4) im using Comodo Dragon browser, is there a website i should add to my list to allow comments, b/c i can't comment on any articles here.

Thanks

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#10 Derp_Meowslurp
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hahahha omg this thread is hilarious

i guess crapspot has bigger problems than ultimate failure on the design.

hahaahaha this is a train wreck. People should be getting fired if they're getting paid at all

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