4 penis options but only 1 for vaginas. Sad day for equal representation.

@duckun: That was worded poorly. Steam takes a 30% cut, while Epic only takes 12%. Sentence instead reiterated the 12% in both directions without relating to Steam's revenue ratio.

@frosty988: That article was purely satire.

@mrgorgun Harrison Ford wanted him to die a hero's death in Return of the Jedi. The actor playing him has wanted him dead for ages.:

@harlemstruggle: Super Mario World