I'm so bored I'll write a story

Somewhere in Canada, a garbage called Sypheik was busy cleaning a sweetshop. He was so busy cleaning the shop that he forgot that its true goal on this planet was to hold trash, not clean trash. Well, that garbage actually got fired because he was not doing what he was supposed to.
Sypheik was walking alone in the cold streets of Edmonton. So he found a letter on the floor saying that there was a job offered for a garbage at the grocery store as a shredder. Saddly enough, Sypheik was not qualified to do that kind of job. He kept searching from one place to another, but with nothing in result. Ate the end of the night, when I nearly gave up, he got a mail in the face. That mail was from our god, Sephiroth, saying that he could achieve his goal by making his own trademark, Sypheik garbage inc.

THE END o:

I know there must be some pretty good artist in there, I guess you'd like us to see your talent? ^_^

here's something I made:

Here's my situation: I dont know what to do of my weekend....Any sugjections?