I farted.

Yep.

@gotrekfabian: it’s been delayed...

So, someone was anally violated because of a film? Seems a bit extreme...

A little bit of poo just came out.

I farted. Merry Christmas.

@progamerbigguy: so you can’t accept someone has an opinion that differs from yours? Good luck with that, love...

‘Super’ fun? ‘Super’ **** off. Yeah, I’m THAT witty...

@lorddaggeroff: I dunno, man. That plot seems pretty far-fetched...

I’ve written my own horror film. It’s about me shitting all over the small village in which I reside, but there’s a twist: My turds come alive and murder people in very shitty ways. Brown.