Horseflies.
I'd want to include roaches, but theyre more disgusting than scary.
Now horseflies, with their mouthpieces and compound eyes and hairy torsos...no thanks!
last summer, i went outside to the backyard cause i heard my dog whining.
Turns out, there was a horsefly strafing it like battlefield 1942! , and i kid you not, the minute i stepped outside, it went after me!
I slam the sliding door and that thing is literally ramming into the window trying to get a piece of me...oh my poor dog. I'll never forget your sacrifice!
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