2 years old:
At two years old the child learns how to walk, she can also speak a few different

languages but for some unknown reasons she just isn't able to speak English.

1 year old:
When the child is born, she neither cries nor laughs. Suddenly out of nowhere she

shouts: "I am the hottest girl in the world!"

This phenomenon caused a few baby boys in the same hospital to be born prematurely...

Lets play a game.
Right now a child is born (female).
The person below talks about the child when she is one year old.
Then the person after that talks about the child when she is 2 years old and so on.
Each person talks about the important things that happened in the child's life during

his/her corresponding year.
For example, 1 year old:
The child learns how to walk and she goes on a journey to search for "T-Bag" Bagwell.

Unfortunately she is hit by a bike and suffers from severe injury.
Then the next person talks about her when she is 2 years old.
You can make the story as interesting as possible but keep it appropriate.
Hopefully the child can live on to 100000000 years old.
Now the game begins.