Where the hell is my receipt?

User Rating: 1 | Ninjabread Man WII
Dear lord. Do yourself a favor. Forget there ever was a Ninjabread man. The concept died right after conception. Someone said Hey, I have an idea! and someone said SHUT UP BOB! Sadly this is not the case, and here we are. The controls are broken. Well... they would be if they existed. Jumping is spasmic (no jump or double jump... it decides for you), and hitting with the sword is random (group of three in front. I try to slice over and over... nothing. I die, return, and flick the wii remote... 2 slice combo.) I spent 5 minute with this game and I swear to god the next 30 minutes looking to pawn it off on someone. Stay the hell away!

Oh, and I said it's hard because you can't beat a game you can't control!