The worst game ever made.
Well, I'm sorry, but you're wrong. Seriously, this is the worst game ever made. I am not joking. If there were a zero for a rating, I would use it on all of the attributes. I don't even know how to get started about this putrid waste that someone in the '89 decided to call a game. Don't touch this game. It's not worth any of your money. Buy Duck Hunt, or Mario, just don't even touch this game, it's not worthy of your finger oils. Don't even emulate this game, it's not even worth the two or three megabites that it will take up. I can't stress enough how bad this game is. OK, now that I've warned you, lets talk about the actual game.
The story is that some siamese twins named Shiva want to spread evil on the earth. Your best buddy Hu (you're Chu) can't defeat the baddies, so he starts drinking, it's now up to you, and Hu to save the world, even if he is drunk.
There is music in this game - if you call music a single song track being played in a never ending loop. The sound effects are basically beeps here and there. The sound is defenitely the worst part of this game. I literally got a headache after playing this for about a half an hour, and I had to turn my TV on mute to kill that awful sound.
The levels in this game are extremely repetitive. The enemies change every once in a while between levels, but you'll find yourself fighting the same boss over and over again.
You've got three basic moves in this game. Throw object, jump, or use fan to block incoming projectiles. You can also do co-op. Co-op for this game is the test to see if your friend really likes you, and would sit through a migrane-causing game with you. The gameplay basically goes like this: try to find 8 ying-yang symbols in the level, then fight the boss of the "round". Once the boss is defeated, move to the next "round". There are ten rounds in this game, so it'll take you about an hour to beat the game. The bosses are also extremely easy, and can be defeated using the same pattern for each one.
Now you might ask why I gave it a two for reviewers tilt, and the reason for that is because the game's name made me chuckle before I witnessed the horror that is Master Chu and the Drunkard Hu.