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User Rating: 8.6 | Global Operations PC
By TheLazySouth | Review Date:
The game itself has crappy sounds, hit & miss AI, often onesided maps(especially the canadian map) and... I'm sorry, I can't finish this review, "The Caveman's Valentine" is on and... I can't... I can't turn away. I can't turn away from Samuel Jackson. I have absolutely no idea whats going on, but apparently Samuel is inclined to stay "nasty" on some "mothers" which can't be a good thing.

Dude! A guy is getting tortured to opera! Not like Reservoir Dogs like he's being tortured to disco, at least you can groove with the pain, man!

Wow, this is pretty arty. Jackson looks like the lead singer of Bad Brains.

Anyway, this is a pretty good game that suffers from movement and low quality sound effects. It tries to be super realistic, and kinda decreases it's fun value by doing so. I got this game from a wholesale place in Jersey for ten bucks, not a bad deal but not worth the effort Rockstar Toronto, er I mean Barking Dog Games put into it. Horrible online play, and by horrible - I mean awful! You can't move two feet without reverting to the same place you spawned. This is a great game for a rainy day or just scratching that tactical sim itch, Global Ops is great.

Favorite Maps:
Sri Lanka
Mexico
Columbia
North Africa
Uganda

*A little tip, when VIP's are about to be ushered via plane or helicopter - shoot the aircraft to delay pickup.

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