15 Reasons The Angelina Jolie Tomb Raider Movies Are Even Worse Than You Remember
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5. A Bunch Of Statues Come to Life
Following the CGI robot that gets the movie going, Lara Croft: Tomb Raider indulges in some more terribly dated action with a scene where a temple’s statue guardians come to life. Holographic looking and completely non-menacing, they're meant to impart a sense of danger as Angelina Jolie whirls around in front of a green screen, dodging whispy attacks and running from enemies that look so insubstantial they make it impossible to forget the actors are just jumping around a soundstage rather than fighting anything close to real.