Zombies are endangered. Don't slay them!

For thousands of years, zombies and mankind have coincided in peace and harmony.smashtv

Zombies eat people's brains. That's a strange definition of peace and harmony.

And zombies smell, what with being dead and all.

Death, I say! grab what thy can and rain all merry hell upon the undead masses! Go forth and may carnage follow! Let not a one of these abominations stand in your way!

DEATH TO ALL THE SMELLY ZOMBIES!

I happen to need my brains, so that is why I kill em!

Didn't you make the thread on desecrating the dead yesterday:lol:

why is everyone so scared of zombies? They walk really slowly. just walk away.

Btw how do you kill a zombie if they're already dead?

Dude, you must be a hit with the ladies...what with all the garlic and all...and I can't wait till they rise...I've got so many ideas on how to kill them...but before I get more weapons for the zombiepocalips, explain to me the scientifical proccess a rotting corpse manages to reanimate itself.

PS: I'm an atheist and I think jesus was a trickster....just because he sais that he died for your sins doesn't mean he actually did....his cult followers just spread the lie....ya...stick that in your pipe and smoke it.

http://www.ctrlaltdel-online.com/comic.php?d=20060807

http://www.ctrlaltdel-online.com/comic.php?d=20060807

Devallyk

haha...awesome

I'm sorry if some of you are put off by my zombie fearing ways, but these re animated flesh bags deserve some respect. Sure they move real slow, smell like a rotting stinking manure pit, and have terrible personal hygene, but these facts alone don't warrant plunging a pitchfork through the torso of one. Who knows really... one may be you dead uncle! Ever think about that one? So I urge you all to not only respect the zombie, but treat them right and they will treat you right. I had a cocktail the other day with one and he was a witty fellow. I wouldn't think of blasting his skull apart with a shotgun like most of you war mongers would.smashtv

bring it on

RUN THEM INTO THE GROUND WHERE THEY CAME FROM

lol

I'm sorry if some of you are put off by my zombie fearing ways, but these re animated flesh bags deserve some respect. Sure they move real slow, smell like a rotting stinking manure pit, and have terrible personal hygene, but these facts alone don't warrant plunging a pitchfork through the torso of one. Who knows really... one may be you dead uncle! Ever think about that one? So I urge you all to not only respect the zombie, but treat them right and they will treat you right. I had a cocktail the other day with one and he was a witty fellow. I wouldn't think of blasting his skull apart with a shotgun like most of you war mongers would.smashtv

You lost your credibility right there psycho...which means all that talk about jesus and god must mean its not real! got ya there...and my uncle was an a**hole.

these re animated flesh bags deserve some respect.smashtv

I'd love to believe that, I really would. But at what price?

Already these undead masses have begun a campaign for turning good, upstanding citizens into nothing more than cattle for their greedy, feasting needs. I mean, these poor folks in the Human Processing Plants even have to wear a uniform to set them apart from their zombie masters, look:

http://www.zestuff.com/product.php?productid=36&cat=2&page=1

How demeaning is that? So I say we must band together and bust us some zombie skulls wide open. And if my own undead uncle comes a'calling, then I'll spill his infected blood as happily as any other...

Why must we thirst for the blood of these supposed monsters? Can't we give them some space and just leave em be? Whoever said the only good zombie is a dead zombie never met Spud.Spud is my neighbor and he has half a head and smells like somebody pooped in his hair. But I'll tell ya...Spud is a decent zombie and I respect him far more than any human. So there

Why must we thirst for the blood of these supposed monsters? Can't we give them some space and just leave em be? Whoever said the only good zombie is a dead zombie never met Spud.Spud is my neighbor and he has half a head and smells like somebody pooped in his hair. But I'll tell ya...Spud is a decent zombie and I respect him far more than any human. So there

smashtv

yup...made yourself look even stupider there...now you are a wannabe UBER christian....thats bad...

 Soon all zombie bretheren will be silenced through the almighty power of my golfclub. Blessed by the pope it was(so what if I stole it?). With its Un-holy...I mean holy...powers I shall kill all forms of undead things! Have you never seen Dogma?

.......yeah Im crazy.

I hate Zombies

With Dead Rising coming out, it shocks and disturbs me that so many of you have taken it upon yourself to grab weapons and attack the undead. For thousands of years, zombies and mankind have coincided in peace and harmony. Within the last few years, blasphemous humans have made games that glorify the slaying of these delicate creatures. Do you really want them to get angry and really rise up and turn on us? With all the people glorifying this type of game, I rubbed garlic all over myself and got a tatoo of a cross in preparation for our real life zombies when they rise up against us. I suggest you heathens do the same!smashtv

With Dead Rising coming out, it shocks and disturbs me that so many of you have taken it upon yourself to grab weapons and attack the undead. For thousands of years, zombies and mankind have coincided in peace and harmony. Within the last few years, blasphemous humans have made games that glorify the slaying of these delicate creatures. Do you really want them to get angry and really rise up and turn on us? With all the people glorifying this type of game, I rubbed garlic all over myself and got a tatoo of a cross in preparation for our real life zombies when they rise up against us. I suggest you heathens do the same!smashtv

lol wtf why do you always make these wacky posts about stuff like this..last time it was saints row and religion :lol:

why would you say uncle? why wouldnt you say something like..your mom or dad.

If a zombie approaches me trying to grasp me and devour my skull, what am I gonna let it? no, im gonna blow its freaking mind away. Take it up with the developers you psycho
cclbiah

And you call me the psycho. Now that's funny. You're probably the same guy that runs around knocking over tombstones you maniac. Have fun with your satanic game you scaled skinned forked tongue man-serpant

Blood for the Blood God! Burn! Maim! Kill! Burn! Maim! Kill!

(Bonus points if you pick up the Warhammer 40K refs.)

Sure they move real slow, smell like a rotting stinking manure pit, and have terrible personal hygenesmashtv

Maybe he is right, sounds like zombies must already be around. I have people like that at work 

I say let's build a fire, grab some Guns, and have some target practice. Hey you could actually charge for this! You just lure the zombies into a specific area and have your Customers take aim with whatever weapon they choose and you will RACK UP! Can you say CHING CHING. $$$$ And then afterwards too make your customers fell extra special and make then come back for more. You give them ACHIEVEMENTS!