Far Cry: The Movie

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#1 thebaronmoo
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Well here is an old trailer for a piece of crap movie that im assuming never got released by our old friend Mr. Uwe Boll.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7He_lmPG8yk

:( WHAT THE ****!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Why did he ever think this would be good? words cannot describe the hatred i have for this man for ruining one of my favorite series of all time! MR. Boll, I HATE YOU!

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#2 Legendaryscmt
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" Is that your gun?"

It saddens me to know that a woman doesn't know the difference between a piece of metal and a penis
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#3 SouL-Tak3R
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I hope they cancelled it because it looked HORRIBLE. It didn't do the game justice.
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#4 vitriolboy
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" Is that your gun?"

It saddens me to know that a woman doesn't know the difference between a piece of metal and a penisLegendaryscmt

Equally saddening to see how long he had to think about it

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#5 yungog
Member since 2008 • 731 Posts
wowww that looks terrible
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#6 Carbon_Python
Member since 2008 • 168 Posts

Hold on ive got a math equation for his movies

Uwe Boll + Game + Camera = Super Inhuman Uber Extreme Epic FAIL

and to the simple version:

Uwe Boll = Epic Fail

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#7 KamikazeDonut
Member since 2008 • 3016 Posts

I want to see a Uwe Boll movie just to see how bad it is.

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#8 jtparsons54
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oh my gosh... so bad. SO BAD! go back to boxing mr. boll.
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#9 OfficialBed
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ugh...no thank you...looks garbage
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#10 bunnyman14
Member since 2005 • 605 Posts
How does he acquire the video game licenses, and why do they agree!? I don't understand! Surprisingly, that movie actually seemed to be following a similar plot, except for the hat. I like how they **** up the Far Cry logo though; his staff can't even do a proper copy and paste.
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#11 PS2Dude89
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WOW! Thats all I can say. I'm happy that got cancelled because it looks terrible!!!!!
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#12 Atreyu606
Member since 2008 • 282 Posts
Great, an idea for a movie that could've actually have been decent, but this looks like friggin garbage... you couldn't pay me to watch that crap, even though Far Cry is an amazing game...