The greatest Spyro Story collab' ever (Created, by you!!!)

You can use this topic (by you, I mean 9weerwolf and I :lol: jk) and post whatever randomness you can conjure up. If we keep it here then we won't have to "infest" the other topics :P

Have fun!!

Do u lik mudkipz?StreetBallerlol

i liek mudkipz

lets not start with mudkips, k?Essence220

^k, we start with budoofz. :PStreetBallerlol

lol I thought you hated both of them. :P

Shall we get this to become the topic it was ment to be? :P

...

Spyro: err.... what was this topic ment to be?

Lowndes: ... good question!

Cynder: Will you answer it then?

Lowndes: Maybe......

Lanser: This is the worst Spyro comic ever!... of all time!!

Lowndes: Ok ok, i got something!

Hermit: Come closer so I can see...

Lanser: This isn't turning into another Mcdonalds sketch is it?

Lowndes: Err... no! *Tears up Mcdonalds sketch*

Spyro: Can't you do anything to make us awesome?

Lowndes: Hmmm....

Spyro: *Slaps Cynder*

Cynder: OUCH!! Son of a...

Lowndes: BLEEP

Cynder:... what was that for?

Spyro: I didn't do it!

*Ignitus falls from out of nowhere and squashes everyone*

Ignitus: Woops! I suddenly feel this isn't the groceries section.

Lowndes: o_0

Ignitus: You wrote it!

Lowndes: The end

Lanser: I think I shoulda taken that life insura *Crushed by credits*

Fusha: How come I don't have a line?

Lowndes: You just did!

Me: and the randomness begins

Ignitus: Yes...wait...why am i here?!

Me: ...i have no idea, plus i get lonely sometimes

Terrador: You need to get out more

Me: Shut up Terrador

Cyril: still...you really should get out more

Me: Don't make me use this! *brandishes a sword from nowhere*

Terrador: I'd love to see you try and use that

Me: Bring it on!

^ True! Totally true!;)

What if Spyro was like Kingdom Hearts?

Spyro: *Is having effort carrying a Keyblade* Man, this is a heavy key!    Cynder: Spyro, it is no key!

Spyro: Oh... Then how do I get back home?     Cynder: -_-

Scene 2

Spyro X: Spyro, I am your...    Spyro: ...Father?   Spyro X: No, your Nobody...     Spyro: You ARE a nobody to me, and your name

reminds me of Sonic X!:P       Spyro X: -_- *sigh*

Scene 3

Sephiroth: FF7 IS DA BEST!!!     Spyro: ORLY?

Scene 4

Cynder: I'm Kairi!     Sora: Kairi, you look so deformed! *Gets b-slapped by Cynder*   Cynder: HOW DARE YOU!?!?!

Scene 5

Ignitus: *Notices that the Disney characters are replaced by characters from horror movies* WTF? *Gets covered in Linda Blair's puke* -_- 

Cyril: Not a day goes by when I don't think about you; your gorgeous figure, your fantastic personality. What I'm trying to say is.... I love you! ^_^

Ignitus: O.O Are you serious? That's a rock, Cyril!

Cyril: What!! *Squints* OH MY SWEET ANCESTOR!!!!!!! I wondered why she never moved, or spoke, or did anything, and looked like a rock!

Ignitus: On to more serious matters; where's Spyro and Cynder?

Terrador: I think they went out back to err... *gestures*.

Ignitus: Doing what?

Terrador: Y'know... *gestures*

Ignitus: What?!

Terrador: :roll: Grrr.... they are *comic whistle* and err... ding dong... err.... stuff....... wink.

Ignitus: What the hell do you mean?!?!?!

Terrador: *Muttering* F'ing Moron!

Ignitus: Wait, what did you just call me?

Terrador: Nothing! I said err... that... err... they were.... out back... with the .... err... Fudge-cake Monkeys! Yes thats it! I think *Awkwardly walks away*

Ignitus: Oh! ^_^

*He walks to the exit and peers out*

Ignitus: Spyro, Cynder! Are you th...*See's them* .. O.@ Oh my........

Spyro: AH! 0.0 Err... This Isn't what it looks like!!!

Ignitus: b..b..b.b..b.b. ??? O.O

Cynder: I..i can explain!

Ignitus: Why are you both...? HOW??! ....

Spyro: Well... we get along really well, i think... it was time...

Ignitus: Yes, but...but... A three-some with the Destroyer!!!!!!!!!!!! O.O

Cynder: yeah.. it sounds odd when you put it that way...

Destroyer: ......... ^_^;

Ignitus: *Faints*



?

^ Here's some SERIOUS randomness, and yes, it IS possible. Proof:

Spyro: *Flies through a canyon-like area* I've always remembered my dreams... Dreams that are part of my emotions...

"I need to see your reflection..."

Cynder: *Smiles at a sleeping Spyro, and fades away*

Ignitus: *Paddles Spyro, says "Sleep well, my son." and fades away*

Spyro: *Opens eyes as soon as Ignitus is gone, and flies away as the environments turn into a green space*

"Is the dream a vision?"

Malefor: *Breathes electricity at little skeletons wielding saws, and after killing them, charges at Hunter*

Hunter: *Has purple, evil-looking eyes and aims his bow at Malefor*

Cyril: *Is running up a stairs, leading to a planet* LEAVE ME, VOLTEER!

Volteer: *Chasing Cyril and saying lots of weird things*      Cyril: VOLTEER!!!

Volteer: *Eyes become red*

Spyro: *Confronts Malefor and exhales*

Malefor: *Grins, claps with his front paws, so that a ball-shaped barrier surrounds Spyro*

Spyro: *Gets stuck inside the ball-shaped barrier*

Malefor: I... am the Dragon Guard...

Spyro: You're a good Dragon Guard... *Lets himself fall THROUGH the stairs Cyril & Volteer ran up, and ends up hovering above the ocean, turning back in his classic PS1 look, and THEN falls into the sea*

"And in you and him, lies an incredible new Legend."

Domination: The Dragon Guard 

Here's some randomness which is from some upcoming story that I MIGHT write:

*A yellow dragon with red eyes runs up the corpse of a Golem, and screams so loud that the sky collapses*

Lanser: I-I've been meaning to do... this...! *Closes eyes and tries to kiss Fusha*

Fusha: *Also closes eyes and tries to kiss Lanser, and is suddendly flying up* LANSER!

Lanser: *Opens eyes and sees Fushia flying away from earth* FUSHA!!! *Gets abducted by an UFO*

(Scene 2)

Ignitus: And who might you be?

Yellow dragon: M-my name... is... Reno the Flame... *Looks into the Pool of Visions and screams for some reason*

Ignitus: What's wrong?

Reno: I SAW YOUR MOTHER, SHE'S TERRYFYING!!!!!!!!

Ignitus: Good at your mother jokes, I like him already... *sarcasm*

(Scene 3)

Reno: *Gets to meet Cynder and screams*

Cynder: What's the matter?

Reno: You're n-n-not wearing make-up!!! O_O

Cynder: I... never did...

Reno: *Faints*

(Scene 4)

Reno: *Accidently pees on my carpet* Sorry 9weerwolf! *Gets the **** out of my room*

9weerwolf: ._.

^ That... was quite some trip... o_O

Or in other words...

Reno the Flame: *Screams out of terror at Lowndes*

Me: And another random... thingie...

Reno: *Stands before a haunted castle and swallows* Wish I was more courageous... *Walks to the door and opens it*

Anybody home?

*Instead of someone answering, Reno could hear some voices calling for help, but they soon faded away*

Reno: I'll take that as a yes. *Enters the castle, while he's shaking* O-o-ok-kay... Where's the king? I need to talk to him...

*Notices a door and opens it, only to see Godzilla destroying a town, behind it* O_O *Screams*

-A few moments later-

???: Leave now... or face true FEAR!!!!!!!

Reno: *Swallows* I'm here for a reason.

???: What might that be?

Reno: I need to talk to the king...

???: Leeeaaave noooooooooow...

Reno: B-but!

???: Want some candy?

Reno: Huh? The heck's going on? *Walks up a stairs and sees a door, which he opens and sees something REALLY frightening* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Screams outta terror*

Ember: Hey sweetie, I'm the queen! ^_^

Reno: *Multiple hearts pound inside him* What? I just love that candy in the shape of hearts.

END! 

What if Reno the Flame was going to fight Malefor instead of Spyro & Cynder?

Reno: *Stands before Malefor's lair, swallows and enters*

???: Who... is... THERE!?!?

Reno: Well, uh, yeah, you see uh, like eh, well, me... *swallows while walking, sees a door and opens it, seeing Ember*  O_O NOT YOU AGAIN!!!!!!!! *Closes the door with a slam and heads to another door and opens it, seeing Cynder lying in bed with none other than Spyro*

0_0 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHH!!!!!!!! *Closes door and heads to another door, with the sign "I, Malefor, am here, dumbo", and enters it*

-Lots of beatings, kisses, disco music, chanting in Spanish, the Lion King theme song, MSN sounds, laughing children, screams of girls and howling wolves could be heard behind the door-

Reno: *Behind the door, fighting Malefor* Haha, no, oh baby, oh no don't ya dare, lalalala I'm a little girl, no yes, maybe, bla bla no ho c'mon, prepare to die! *Comes out of the door again, carrying Malefor's ugly head*

And that's what they call a stupid-head. Hehe.

Malefor's ugly head: Hey! Put me back on my body! *Malefor's body approaches Reno, and he grabs the dragon with his right front paw, beating him up*

Reno: Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes YES!!! *While being beaten up* 

End? 

I just had a not too good day at work and now my ribs hurt from laughing so hard....

Damn dude, you're awesome....

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

^ Awww, you're too sweet!

Reno: Wait, how did you call Joe???

Me: Too sweet.

Reno: *Gets big eyes for a while*

Me: ???

Reno: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Runs away*

Me: *Turns to Joe* He always does that. *Hears Reno pee-ing on my floor* -_-;

Reno: Wait, how did you call Joe???
Me: Too sweet.
Me: ???
Reno: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Runs away*
Me: *Turns to Joe* He always does that. *Hears Reno pee-ing on my floor* -_-;9weerwolf

Me: JUNESamuel_Aurbrey

Byrd: PRAWNS!!

Lowndes: ......... what?!

Lanser: Don't mind him, he's always like that!

Byrd: Too bladdy right mate, whey hold on!

Fusha: So is this going to be another script things with no particular plot?

Lowndes: Ermm.... quite possibly...

Lanser: So...... what's the random bombshell?

Lowndes: Errr.... SHAKBIBLYBOOMBULALALALA!!!!!!!!!!!

Lanser: -_-; ........ worst.... try.... ever!!

Lowndes: This is not the simpsons foo!

Reno: ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lanser: What the?!.... Ach, nevermind. Gimme that laptop.

Lowndes: No, get your own! *Laptop gets stolen* .... sad face.

jyhmg: fgeg hjnt jyhm tdg hnt gfrt hgj j fgb fgb

*Steals laptop back*

Lowndes: WTF?!? You ruined it!!

Lanser: Damn, I guess i can't type with claws.

Lowndes: Ha!

Fusha: Get off me you freak!

Lowndes: O.O Byrd, what the freck? Isn't there anyone else of your species?!?!

Byrd: Sorry mate, I got bored, and errr..... y'know.

Lowndes: Okay, this really isn't going anywhere is it?

Lanser: Now you only just realised?!

Lowndes:........................................................ sad face

As said before, Joe, Reno the Flame is a scaredy dragon. Alright, at times Reno is scared for good reasons, but those reasons are mostly his own fault, like what I've planned for chapter 1 in the story he's gonna appear in, he finds Malefor lying under the ground and accidently brings that evil purple dragon back!

Even the four guardians get mad at him, not to mention Spyro & Cynder don't bother to fight him; they let Reno fight Malefor because it's RENO's fault, yeah, he doesn't have the best of luck, kinda sad, stupid, yet hilarious, don't you think? 

To Lowndes: How would Lanser and Fusha react if they got to meet my character, Reno the Flame??? Just curious. 

No, Reno is not EXACTLY like me. I think before I do something, while Reno is SUCH a curious character that he tries things and the result of that often frightens the poor dragon.

I am a sensitive boy with good inside me, Reno is a person who thinks "What could possibly go wrong?", does things that either frighten him or hurt others, and when he hurts others, Reno facepalms, LITERALY.

I get scared easily and if something's scary enough, I scream (example, that darn maze game), Reno gets WAY more afraid than I do and screams as soon as a scary event begins. Reno is much more a scaredy cat.  Much more than I am.

I'm a peaceful person, not a fighter. Reno TRIES to fight but doesn't realize he isn't a fighter. This is supposed to be funny and sad at the same time; funny because the way he gets owned by others is funny, sad because when he finally realizes that he cannot fight, Reno is ashamed of himself, turns emo and tries to grow up faster than possible.

Me: *Plays the maze game, sees the Linda Blair screamer and screams back at it, because I'm scared*

Reno: *Plays the maze game, sees the Linda Blair screamer, eyes get huge, and he pees on the monitor*

This should give you a perfect idea of what Reno the Flame's like.;) 

What if RoG met RvB?!?!? :O


Church: Thank God everythings get back to normal now!

Tex: Normal?

Church: Well, kinda...

Tex: *Questionable stare*

Church: Yeah, fair point!

Caboose: *out of nowhere* Thanks you my alltime bestest buddy! ^_^

Tex: Please let me kill him?

Church: Nah, we don't know if we still need him yet.

Caboose: I Always wanted a pony! And you made me 13 times happier getting me 4 of them ^_^

Church: Have you been with Tucker again Caboose?

Caboose: Noo, Tucker is a person... per-son, I am Caboose... Ca-boose. You are Church... church, can you say church? ^_^

Church: -_-' Just tell me what's happening Caboose

Caboose: You got me four flying ponies, how could you have forgottened? ^_^

Tex: I've got a feeling we should check this thing out.

Church: If we must, probably some red's trying something again! Ok Caboose, show me where your ponies are.

Caboose: Righ up here ^_^ *Leads them to the top of the hill*

Church: Either Caboose is right- as unbelievable as it sounds, or I am sitting here right now- looking at four dragons... Please say you see them too?

Tex: Yep

Church: I mean dragon dragons, as in bitey bitey nom nom blarg dragons...

Tex: Yep

Church: and I am not drunk or knocked-out or dead...

Tex: Yep

Church: You're not listening to anything I'm saying are you, and you're eyeing them up aren't you?

Tex: Yep

Church: Y'know, you're the only chick I've seen with an interest in something, more than that of your own species.

Tex: Ye... wait what?

Caboose: I call that one Purpley cos he is purple, that one Bluey cos he is blue, that one Greeny cos she is red and Redy would sound silly, and that one Sponge cos it's like my bubble-bath ^_^

Church: Let's see if they speak... *Leads them over*

*Grabs their attention*

Church: Ermmm... Blarg blargedy blarg honk honk blarg blarg honk blarg................ honk

Caboose: Bow Chikka Wow-wow

Spyro: Ermmmm... what are these things saying?

Tex: They speak our Language dumb----

Church: Blargedy bla... ahem, i mean hi, I'm Church, can you Church? Chur-ech, Church!

Cynder: Is there anyone intelligent we can speak to?

Tex: Ha, Told you Church!

Church: God Dammit!

Tex: Hi... yeah, I'm Tex, And i'm completely f-----g lost right now.

Caboose: Hey! Why can't I see anyone anymore?!?!?

Church: That's because you started facing the other way.

Caboose: Ohhh!!! *Turns around* That's better ^_^ Oh my God, PONIES!!!

Cynder: You do realise we're dragons...right?

Caboose: Noo, dragons are big scary monster things that fly and set fire to bad things. You are little, which makes you ponies ^_^

Cynder: Then what are you? Some strange metal cheetah thing?!!

Caboose: Now now Sponge, Ponies don't speak unless my head makes them, except when it's making cup-cakes ^_^

Cynder: My name is Cynder!! >=(

Spyro: Easy Cynder, we clearly need to find something else.

Lanser: What are you things anyway?

Tex: Ermm... we are humans.... well one of us anyway.

Church: Hey! Oh yeah i forgot.

---Meanwhile at red base---

Grif: What?! The blues got some more teamates again?!

Simmons: Donut, stop cleaning that sniper rifle and gimme *Looks down scope* Aw c--p

Grif: What is it?

Simmons: I think I'm Hallucinating again!

Grif: Just don't tell Sarge

Sarge: Tell me what? And why are the blues scheming with painted ponies?

Grif: Simmons is hallucinating again sir!

Sarge: Ah, that explains it. Time for plan C *Shoot's Grif*

Grif: Owww!!!! What happened to the other plans?

Sarge: I calculated that they wouldn't work.

Grif: And shooting me would work?

Sarge: Ah well it's worth it. Grif get over here.

Grif: I can't, you f-----g shot me in the legs!!!

Sarge: Dammit Grif stop being Grif *Shoots Grif* Woops, that one was accidental.... i meant the plan not the shooting.

Donut: I kinda saw that one coming....

Grif: Ok, I'm fine here no-one mind me, y'know, just bleeding to death here

Sarge: Hey, where'd Grif go? I have a plan W!

Grif: I hope that's a joke............... and I just said that to Sarge............... cr---- *Get's shot*

^ Wow, lol, Grif keeps being shot at!:lol: Funny crap you've written there, Lowndes! xD

Blazing Coward: Birth of the Star Mountain part 1/4 (A little story of Blazing Coward, made for the USU)

*Reno the Flame is watching videoclips of Michael Jackson in the Pool of Visions*

Ignitus: In the name of f-... Reno, how'd you do that!? Those MJ clips in the pool!?

Reno: >_> Seriously, Iggor... *Points at a switch on the back of the pool*

Ignitus: Iggor!? Why you little... *Is about to attack Reno, when suddendly, he is stopped by a mountain that comes outta nowhere* WTF? o.o

Reno: Is... this one of those deus ex machinas?  *Staring at the mountain*

Ignitus: *Goes get Spyro, Cynder and the other 3 guardians, whose jaws drop on the ground* See what I mean, guys!?

Spyro: That mountain looks like a huge pile of sh-*Gets slapped on the mouth by Cynder*

Cynder: Must you ruin everything!?

Spyro: No, just your lives... *Sees that the huge mountain shoots out a beautiful blue beam into the sky, causing blue little stars to fall to the ground like snowflakes* Wow, I take that back! O_O

Terrador: Amazing...    Volteer: This is remarkable, an amazing thing to see, this is just...   Cyril: We get it!

Mountain's voice: I have scattered the stars of eternal love!  *To be continued*

Blazing Coward-Birth of the Star Mountain part 2/4:

Spyro: *Kisses Cynder* Well *laughs*, it works!            Ignitus: Meh, maybe for you... *Slaps Reno*

Reno: *Avoids it and runs out of the temple*

--Later that night--

*Everyone, including Reno is sleeping inside the temple during a stormy weather with a starry sky*

Mountain's voice: Pleeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaase...       Reno: *Wakes up, shrugs and sleeps again*

Mountain's voice: Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeelp meeee... I'm begging you...

Reno: *Wakes up again* Mountain? *Walks to the star mountain*        Mountain's voice: Heeeeeeeeeeeeelp...

Reno: *Gets scared* I-i-is someone inside t-t-there...?        Mountain's voice: Response at laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaast! *Demonic

voice*         Reno: O_O *Swallows*          Mountain's voice: Help meeeeeee out of this mountain, or eeeeeeeeeeelse!!!

Reno: No! I'm not going to help some demonic monster! *Walks away*        *The star mountain starts glowing*

+The next morning+

*All the four guardians, Spyro, Cynder and Reno stand around the Star Mountain*       Ignitus: *Feels love for Reno* ???

Reno: Hmph... *Thinks about last night and feels uncomfortable* *Swallows*      Volteer: Something wrong, Reno?

Reno: Well, last night, I... *Is interrupted by the Star Mountain, who shoots some red beam into the sky*

Reno: Eh? *Is confused*        *The dragon temple is surrounded by skeletal versions of Hunter!*

To be continued...

Blazing Coward: Birth of the Star Mountain-Part 3/4:

*The four guardians and Reno get knocked out of the Dragon Temple via the ceiling*

Reno: *Lying on the ground* Ow... *Sees the skeletal versions of Hunter and screams*

Ignitus: Wait, where are my son and daughter?     -Meanwhile, inside the temple, Spyro & Cynder are held by two monstrous claws

 that stick out of the mountain's front-

Cynder: *Screams*       Spyro: *Uses Fiery Rage to get free and tries to rescue Cynder*

Cynder: *Sees Spyro trying biting in the hand's arm, scratch the hand and charging at it with the horns, but Cynder still ain't free*

Spyro: There's got to be another way!     Mountain's voice: Indeed there is, you help me out of this mountain and I'll release your

giiiiiiiiiiiiiirl...      Spyro: Alright, how can I help you out?     Mountain's right claw: *Points at the top, where a cork is*

Spyro: *Cimbs up the mountain and pulls out the cork, causing a purple smoke to come out of the mountain* O.O

-Outside-    Volteer: *Talking the skeleton versions of Hunter to sleep*    Ignitus: Wow, who knew Volteer's gibberish would

come in handy?      Reno: I certainly didn't.    Terrador: Me neither, thanks Volteer. *Notices the purple smoke coming out of

the temple's roof* What is THAT?

Ignitus: How should I know?      Reno: *Notices a skull made of black smoke in the purple smoke* Oh no...

~The skeletal versions of Hunter accidently breathe in the purple smoke and a white blinding light appears, while breaking bones and monstrous roars are heard*

Reno: *Gasps* I've got a bad feeling...     *TBC* 

Blazing Coward: Birth of the Star Mountain~Final part:

*The purple smoke is slowly disappearing, revealing clones of Lanser that replace the skeletal versions of Hunter*

Reno: *Screams out of terror while noticing that the sky is red, and hears women screaming in the distance*

Ignitus: What happened to those skeletons!?       Lanser clones: *Laugh with the same voice as the skeletal Hunters*

Reno: They WERE the skeletons! *Screams lungs out, literaly*

-A Lanser clone runs at Reno, and trips over the screamin' dragons lungs, like characters do in cartoons when they trip over a banana peel-

Cyril: Your lungs... Reno! Your lungs! They are real slippery!    Reno: *Cannot breathe*

Ignitus: *Facepalms* Alright, put back your lungs in your body. *Sees Reno putting his lungs back in his stomach*

Reno: *Sees something* Volteer, look out! O_O        Volteer: Eh? *Turns around and a Lanser clone cuts Volteer's body in half 

with a knife*      Reno & the other 3 guardians: ANYONE WANNA MCVOLTEER EXTRA LARGE!?!?!? *Scream out of terror*

Spyro: *Wakes up, notices that he lies in front of the mountain, looks up and sees Cynder floatin' in the sky with red eyes*

Cynder: Huuuuuurrrgh, argh...    Spyro: CYNDER! *Flies up, slaps Cynder and they both fall on the ground* You okay?

Cynder: *Wakes up and is back to normal* Yeah, thanks. *Sees Malefor in the sky* LOOK OUT!

Malefor: *Cuts Spyro's body in half with his nails and laughs evilly*    Cynder: *Screams and hears women screaming*

Reno: *Carrying both body parts of Volteer* Goodness sake this is gruesome...    -The Lanser clones chase Reno*

Terrador: Shouldn't we help him?   Ignitus: No, only he can do this...      Reno: *Starts to feel fear*

Lanser clones: *Get closer to Reno and their eyes turn green without pupil*    Reno: *Looks back and pees at them outta fear*

-The Lanser clones disappear in Reno's urine*   Reno: I see! *Starts pee-ing everywhere until all the Lanser clones are gone*

Ignitus: See?    Other 3 guardians: *Jaws drop*      Malefor: *Is about to eat the head of Spyro*    Cynder: NO!!!!!!!!

Malefor: *Opens mouth*    Cynder: NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! *Pees at Malefor, who sinks back into the ground and is gone, FOREVER*

Blazing Coward: Birth of the Star Mountain~Epilouge

*The red sky turns into a starry sky and the woman screams are no longer heard*     Reno: Whew... *Falls to the ground, asleep*

Volteer: Greeeeeaaaaat, and how exactly were you planning to put my body back to normal!?!?

Ignitus: With... glue! ^_^      Volteer: Oh in the name of... >_>

*A shadow is seen, flying out of the hole in the temple roof, flying at Reno, who screams out of fear because he thinks it's another Lanser clone*

Reno: *Screams while he sees Lanser* Guardians, another Lanser clooooooooooone!!! O_o

Lanser: No no, I am the REAL Lanser... And your friend Spyro has saved me...     Reno: Spyro got you out of that mountain?

Lanser: *Nods* But I want to apologize, because what I didn't knew was that savin' me would release all those horrors into the world... With all of my heart, I'm sorry...

Ignitus: We forgive you...     Volteer: *Is still cut in half* I DON'T! *Gets slapped by Ignitus*       Lanser: Anyways...

Reno: *Gets away the sweat on his forehead*    Lanser: ...thanks to you, I can be with my love again...:)

Terrador: You... found your love???    Lanser: *Nods and sees Fushia flying at him* Fushia is who she is. *Kisses Fushia*

*Spyro, Cynder, the Four Guardians and Reno are all warmhearted by Fushia & Lanser kissing*

Fushia: Alas, my honey and I've gotta go...    Reno: Aww, you have to already?    Lanser: Sorry but yes, Fushia's having a child

and this is a great moment.    -Back to reality-    Reno: *Is asleep in a Mcdonalds*   Ignitus: O_O Reno...

Volteer: ._. *Notices that Reno peed over his Big Mac*    Reno: *Wakes up, is told that he urinated over his big mac, and is

watched by everyone else* !?!?!? O_O *Heads outta the Mcdonalds, runs on top of it and screams SO loud that a scratch in the earth appears!!!*

The End! 

^ Now you should know what kind of character Reno the Flame is, plus I used my humor and insane imagination for that story.

An example of my insane imagination; Volteer and Spyro getting their bodies cut in half, but aren't killed by that. Then again, it was inspired by that episode from the 90s cartoon Courage, where the main characters got their heads cut off, but didn't die. Instead they put the heads on the wrong body. 

I should do these kind of stories more often, I enjoy writing them.:) 

Wut, another short Blazing Coward story? YAY!=D

Blazing Coward: Temple of Fear~Part 1/4

*It was a dark and stormy weather, and the sky was starry*

*The four guardians, Spyro, Cynder & Reno were asleep in the room with the pool of visions, while something or someone was walking through a hallway*

Reno: *Hears a door close automaticly, with a slam, and wakes up* Huh? *Hears more doors close* What the?

Spyro: *Wakes up* Man, can someone make those doors shut up? *Walks to a door, which is closed and cannot be opened* O_O

Reno: *Gasps* What is this?    *Suddendly, the pool of visions shoots out water, and floods the room*  Spyro: *Gasps* !?!?

Reno: *Screams*    Cynder: *Wakes up and screams when she sees the flood*    Dragon Guardians: *Wake up and startle*

Ignitus: What the ancestors is going o-... *Is pulled underwater*    Everyone else: IGNITUUUUUUUS!!!!!!!!!!!! 0_0

Ignitus: *Is underwater and sees a hole beneath him, he swims into it, ending up in a mysterious white space* ???

Spyro: I'm going after him! *Is about to dive, but notices two evil red eyes underwater* WTF is THAT!?!? O.O

*TBC* 

Blazing Coward: Temple of Fear~part 2/4

Cyril: I've got a plan, Spyro! Grab everyone else, including me, and fly up!      Spyro: NOT WITHOUT IGNITUS!!!! *Goes

underwater*       Reno: SPYRO! *Goes after Spyro, who swims into the hole where Ignitus went* *Gasps*

-The two dragons find themselves in the same white space where Ignitus went, but Ignitus was nowhere to be seen-

Spyro: *Swims down*    Reno: *Follows Spyro and is startled by a shark* O_O *Grabs the shark by the tail, swings it around and 

he throws it away* *Swims down, after Spyro*     Spyro: *Notices a golden Ignitus statue* I-I-Ignitus...?

???: Afraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiid!?!?!?!?      Reno: *Gasps and looks around* Who was that?

???: You cowardly draaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagons... Weeeeeeeeeelcome to my teeeeeeeeeemple...

Spyro: *Notices that the water is going down and lands on the ground* Who says the Dragon Temple is yours, whoever ya are?

???: How about meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.     Reno: *Swallows* Show yourself! *Sees Joe sitting in the distance* Huh?

*Reno walks at Joe, whose back's turned*   Reno: Heeeeey SOADjoe19!!!:)     Joe: *Turns around, revealing he has no face*

Reno: *Screams out of terror and runs back to Spyro* Okay, make yourself secret again.  ???: *Laughs evil*

Spyro: Just tell us who you are!      ???: I aaaaaaaaaaaaam... the father of Malefooooooooooooorrrrrrrr...   *TBC* 

Blazing Coward: Temple of Fear~Part 3/4:

Spyro: *Thinks of when he & Cynder defeated Malefor and swallows* -The ceiling starts cracking and collapses, so that the other

3 guardians fall in the white space- Volteer: Where... are we? *Is confused* Malefor's father: Hmph...

Reno: What is it, father of Malefor? Malefor's father: You don't look like you know your precious temple too good.

Reno: What do you mean? Malefor's father: *Points at Volteer, who looks around confused* Reno: Oh...

Spyro: So what? He's probably lost in his own gibberish so that he doe- Malefor's father: If so, then how come you guys don't

know this place either? Reno: He... has a point... Terrador: We've lived inside the Dragon Temple since the beginning of

time, we DO know it! Malefor's father: *Isn't convinced by Terrador's words* If so, you'll have to do a test, ALL of yooouuu...

Spyro: What would that be? Malefor's father: Try to find back your temple, I'll be convinced if you guys reconize it...

*The environments turn into a giant maze* Reno: Great, this couldn't get any worse... *Hears thunder and howling wolves*

Spyro: Oh Reno...

Blazing Coward: Temple of Fear~Final part!!:

Reno: I just realized, where are the two lovers?      -Meanwhile, Spyro and Cynder see a floating Linda Blair face-

Ignitus: Maybe we find out if we find back the temple. *Starts searching and is followed by the others*

-Later-     Terrador: This maze is really big, I hope we fin- *Suddendly falls into a hole appearing randomly beneath him*

Reno: TERRADOR!?!? *Also falls in a randomly appearing hole*     Ignitus: *Finds the Dragon Temple* At last! I knew it, guys!

*Reno & Terrador also land before the temple and enter it*    Reno: Eh? *Is walking with Terrador through a red corridor with 

closed windows and skulls on the ground*    Terrador: Why is the interior different? *Hears a door closing with a slam* Oh no...

Ignitus: *Enters the temple and ends up inside a colosseum* The heck? *Hears doors close with slams and a metal roof appears out of nowhere and water suddendly comes out of the walls around Ignitus* What the Ancestors!?!?

Floating Linda Blair face: Spyyyyyyyyyyyro, Cynderrrrr, I am the father of Malefor... I'm in my truuuueeee fooooorm...

Spyro: *Swallows*     Cynder: I think we're going to die!       -Meanwhile, Cyril and Volteer see TWO Dragon Temples in the

distance-     Cyril: ...WTF?     Volteer: Which one are we gonna enter? *Hears the Golem approaching behind him*

Terrador: *Is standing in water with Reno, who screams* TAKE IT EASY, RENO! We've got to... *Faints*   Reno: *Also faints*

The End? 

The end of the beginning

Spyro: Finally sparx, all the guardians are here together

SParx: Jeeeezz man, you've been standing here for hours just saying that!

Spyro: SParx....why is your voice deeper than mine?

Sparx: Erm...i don't know? O.O my mommy said it's cause i'm a big boy now..

Spyro: Ignitus what do you think.

Ignitus: *fart* I think we should eat him.

Spyro: o....kay, erm terrador?

Terrador: i PITTY THE FOOL WHO DON'T EAT BREAKFAST

Spyro: wha *DONK*

Terrador: EAT SNICKERS FOOL *CHarges out the side of the building*

Cyril: O.O

Spyro: WHy....WHy me? *To volteer* You understand me...right?

VOlteer: PIKACHU! *nodding in agreement

*a loud rumbling is heard, suddenly a tank rolls through the hole terrador made, the hatch opens to revel terrador*

Terrador: FEEL MY SNICKERY WRATH LITTLE GLOWING TWIG *Fires snicker cannon*

SPyro: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo *jumps in way and is turned into a snicker bar.

Suddenly a putrid smell fills the air

IGnitus: i...can't...breathe *dies*

Cyril: O.O

Destroyer: ^_^'

PArt 2

The putrid green gass from the destroyers fart hangs in the air, ignitus' body lies there, his eyes rolled in the back of his head and his tounge sticking out. The spyro snicker lies on the floor in the center of the room. THe remaining survivours are runing from the gas, screams of terror running with them

Terrador: SHut up fool! or i'll kick your mars bar loving a**

Sparx: B-b..BU...but *pee's over volteer*

VOlteer: Pika....PIKa.....PIKACHU! *bolt of electricity strikes sparx and he is knocked out.

Cyril: O.O

The destroyer blocks their path and ready's up of another fart. SParx re awakens.

SParx:WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE

Cyril: O.O.......ZOMGS shut up **** i r gon PWN this littl3 NuBzCaK3z

*FLies at the destroyer with an intent look on his face, before reaching the gigantic feind he pulls out a laptop*

Cyril: plahahahaha pr3par3s ter bee rik roll3ds!

Suddenly never want to give you up comes on and the destroyer screams in terror fleeing into the distance

Cyril: Thats rite! u got pwnZ NubCaK3z!

Sparx: help! helP!

Everyonce turns to see ignitus alive and well with sparx ties to a kebab stick.

Ignitus: Wha? He looks so crunchable

Terrador: Eat Snickers fool!

SUddenly Ignitus' eye's brighten and he drops sparx evryone follows Ignitus with confused expressions displayed openly on their faces

SParx: Help? anyone....don't leave me tied up here!

They reach ignitus to see him holding the spyro snickers. HE happily takes a big chunk out of the corner.

Spnicker: OUCH

Cyril: O.O

Spnicker: who said you should eat me ignitus *tears well up* i thought you were me friend.

Ignitus:.........NOM

Spnicker: NOOOOOOO

A fairy pops out of nothingness.

Fairy: Humble travelers *her voice sounded more like a grown man putting on a girly voice* you must save spyro from his spnicker form. travel east to the magical fondu fountain wher.....

Ignitus: I think we should eat her...NOM

*he wipes a bit of fairy juice off his face and licks his lips, turning back to spnicker*

Spnicker: erm, guys? what abut the fondu....Ignitues...all the chocolate you could eat?

Ignitus: TO THE FONDU!

Cyril: O.O........Y3AAAAaaAA4

Terrador: They be no match for the SNICKER tank fool!

I'm... just... lost? :? These shorts are funny though! :P

"Welcome to my world..."TM

^ Did you stole that from Joe? HOW DARE YOU STEAL JOE'S SLOGAN!!!! I'll bla bla bla! *Slaps Lowndes* (JK)

Joe: Aww, he stole my slogan; "Welcome to Joe's world".

Lowndes: I'd never steal! Many people say "welcome to my world".

Me: *Realizes that Lowndes is right* Oh f---!!! *Facepalm* 

^ I don't think those shorts are ment for that, so please don't analyze them.:P