Witty Caption Contest V3

I'm changing mine for GREAT JUSTICE!Soulxxx

kratos: oh my bad i didn't see u there

undead: aarrrrggggggggghhhhhhhhhh

kratos: ouch u might want to get that checked out

~~Who moderated my post on the last one i didn't even say anything bad WTF!!!!~~

i think they were just getting rid of all the unofficial contest stuff i didetrnalconundrum

so was that one part of it or did u just start that one on ur  own?

Undead soldier"Ow, my head, do you have any idea how hard it will be to put that back on?"

Kratos"No, but it will be even harder once I cut your arms off too."

[QUOTE="etrnalconundrum"]i think they were just getting rid of all the unofficial contest stuff i didQwark678

so was that one part of it or did u just start that one on ur own?

It's time to VOTE

yeareach:
Ted finally learned why it was a bad idea to get in the way of a Dancing Spartan...

Soulxxx:
The undead discovered that you actualy CAN light a fart on fire - The hard way

etrnalconundrum:
Kratos: I told him i was gonna cut him. He didnt believe me. why didnt he blieve me?

evanescfan:
notice kratos' left blade*
Kratos: i'm chargin' mah LAZAH!

solidusScott:
Narrator: "And Kratos performed a sending that would make even Lady Yuna jealous"

GMG
Undead: My flesh!  I need that for things.

tuff_gong92:
Kratos: "Now be honest, does this cloth make my butt look big?"
Undead: "Well kinda"
Kratos: "I'm gonna cut you!"

curlfro:
This is when the undead learned not to smack Kratos's ***.

Qwark678:
kratos: oh my bad i didn't see u there
undead: aarrrrggggggggghhhhhhhhhh
kratos: ouch u might want to get that checked out

error11:
James Bond (sean conary voice): Now thats what I call The Cutting Edge.

Hellisunreal:
Yeeee-Hawwww!!!!! & they said I couldn't do westerns

beywarrior1:
kratos: "HEY. arent you that ugly chick from friends? no wait dont jum.....damnit. i lost more employees that way."

You can vote for any two different captions

My vote goes to Alucard_rules and solidusScott.

Kratos:"****, Athena, you`ve gotten big!"

Athena:"Are you calling me fat?"

Kratos:"Wha, no, I, you see..."

Athena:"You bastard!"(flings Kratos across Greece with the Sword of the Gods.)

Kratos:(while flying through the air)"FATTY!"

Athena: *whispers* Your balls are showing..

~Love that reflection