THE COUNTDOWN THREAD!!! (Diego's getting a PS3...19 DAYS TO GO!!!)

ROSE GOT TO 10,000 :Dgovinator07

WOOOOOO 

Say whut? ?>.>

I was going to be out, but what got me out of bed was the dudes that were coming to install the internet. And I just got a surprise in my GS inbox that kinda broke my heart, so I'm not exactly the mood for partying.nintendo_warrio

Stupid Internet-installing dudes... Parties were made to mend broken hearts though. Time to dance! >D

Go ahead, I'm listening :P.

Thanks, by the way :D.

Also, I got internet on my PS3 now :D:D:D 

No problemo. M'kay, it might not be as funny without a voice, but I'll give it my best.

Senor's real name is Keith O'Brian, and he was one of my mom's best on-and-off friends. So, why is he Senor then? We call him Senor because he's terrible at Spanish, and it got him into trouble, which is where the first story begins... One day Senor fails his Spanish exam and needs to retake it. He somehow convinces my mom that it was her fault, and so she goes to retake the test with him, even though she passed. Now, back then at their school, the Spanish exams were pass or fail. 100% or 0%, no in between. So they sit down and my mom is handed a written exam, but the teacher tells Senor his exam will be oral. He walks to the front of the classroom and the teacher says something in Spanish. Since he has no idea what she just said, he wanders around the classroom going, "Hmm..." When he passes my mom's desk, he turns his back to the teacher and mouths, "What did she say?" Then he turns back and continues to wander around the classroom. My mom's kind of shocked, but not surprised that he's trying to cheat, so when he comes back around she whispers, "Say hello to the donkey." Unfortunately, he didn't hear her the first time, so he goes around twice more. "What?" from him the first time. The second time my mom repeats herself. Then he comes around yet again and asks, "What donkey?" To which my mom replies on his next round, "The one sitting on top of the file cabinet." So he finally stops wandering, walks straight to the donkey and tells it hello...in English. Then the teacher says, "50% for Mr. O'Brian, and 50% for Ms. Carlin who gave you the answer." XD

Rockin'! 8D What's your first course of action going to be?

Senor is not a very lovely person, I actually highly dislike cheating, I'd rather fail an exam than cheat :P

See what I can download for free from the PSN :P.

My username is TearInTheRain :P 

Nope. Doesn't have a shred of honor, but he's funny! Hung himself out of the second story window of the school just so he could change my mom's (and his) grades and save her from a beating. Oh, and after college he went to Spain for a few years still not knowing how to speak Spanish!

Sounds reasonable.

Agh! You did that on purpose. That, and how depressing. XP

Why U.S.?

Wait, these stories are real?? 

I will be lost in time :cry: 

Yes! :D That's the best part!

Get over it. :P

What do they use the addresses for?

Awesome :P, how did you manage to find such a character?:P

Time...to die :cry:

Need one to set up an account. 

My mom had all of these stories about him. He did some flippin' ridiculous things, and it was so memorable she could retell them like it was yesterday. So the stories are all told from her perspective. They always make me laugh though. Did you wanna hear that one where he went to the school and why he ended up hanging out the window? X)

You know, I didn't really find that part sad. Just strange.

Hmm... Wanna see if you can use my neighbor's?

Totally :P

You should watch the movie!

Nah, I managed to find a list with US addresses, but thanks :P 

Well... It's report card day and my mom got an F in her typing class, so she runs away. Then at the house she ran away to, she gets a call from her abusive mother, who for some reason sounds sweet for once and is asking her to come home for a special dinner. So she goes home, and when she gets there her sister is on the phone and says it's for my mom. So she takes the phone...and it's Senor. He asks, "Are you alright?" And she says, "Yeah, I'm fine, but it's weird. Mother should be screaming at me, but she's actually making a really nice dinner." So Senor proceeds to tell her that he broke into the school and took the spare set of keys from the janitor's closet to open the typing room. We think he was actually there just to change his grade, but then he saw my mom had a 9% in the class. Senor, however, had a 0%. So he put one zero in back of her grade, and a 10 in front of his. Now my mom had a 90% in yping, so she had all A's. Except, what apparently didn't occur to Senor was that if the janitor's closet was wide open, the janitor might still be in the school. And, what do you know, the janitor happened to be upstairs. Senor heard him coming, and the window was open, so he jumped out and hung there while the janitor spent a few minutes cleaning. Also lucky for him, the janitor didn't see Senor's fingers hanging out of the window or close the windows. Even though it was just the second floor, the school was raised pretty high, so he probably would have broke something if he had let go. And that is why my mom was saved a beating.

I did, and I really didn't think it was that great. :? I wanted to know why Japan reminded everyone of it, and I suppose I founf my answer. They're not THAT similar though.

They have a list of those? :shock: Now that is really strange...

That totally sounds like something out of a cartoon, it's so absurd!:lol:

It's one of my top 3 movies, I believe.

Yeah, it is :P 

That's Senor! ;D Another?

Yeah, I guess that movie is just way over my head. I'll never understand.

I'm already feeling better, but let's here one more :D

That's rather sad. It's like a tear in the rain :( 

Senor wasn't only bad at Spanish, but he was also terrible in band. Now, for some odd reason, he was in band class and marching band. Anyways, I don't remember the name or class of the instrument he was playing, but he was the last person on the left side, if you were facing the orchestra. The left side was also the side by the door. So they're playing, and suddenly the conductor stops them. He says, "Wait, what's that terrible sound coming from the [insert name of Senor's instrument's family name here]?" So he has everyone who's playing that type of insrument play a small piece by themselves. He goes from the right to the left, and by the time he gets to the end, Senor is missing. :P So now the teacher is confused (apparently he didn't notice Senor was there) and they continue playing. Except, this time, there's no terrible sound.

That's not sad! And neither is a tear in the rain! Oh gosh...this is almost getting as bad as "War has changed."

That's soooo a cartoon character :P

It's not supposed to be just sad! Also, you love that phrase :P! 

Yeah, that one I can see as cartoonish. Wish I could have been there to see it. We don't have hilarious people like that in school here. Maybe in college?

It will forever keep me mystified. I love that phrase? Why do I love it? D>

Or maybe we'll never have those people, which is very unfortunate.

Because it is worthy of being loved! 

Senor is still out there. He runs a hospital now, if you can believe that. He didn't go to medical school or anything though. Apparently he just runs a small hospital, and some idiot lets him.

Eh, I guess it has grown on me a biiit...

So what was for lunch?

Who the hell would let a person who hasn't gone to medical school run a hospital?...

AHA!

Rice, a chicken thingy and noisette potatoes. 

Dunno, but one time Senor lied for a job interview, saying he knew some coding language that he didn't. He got hired for the job, and apparently didn't know how to type either, but the guy who hired him thought he was joking and laughed. There are some really gullible people out there I guess. X)

Oh hush. It's not like I'd ever say it to someone else though. XP

Yum, except for the chicken thingy. Sounds suspicious.

That's pretty messed up...Many people may die because of him.

Because you're afraid of it's power!

I don't know its name in English :P. 

Well, that's the thing, he only runs the hospital. It's not like he's a doctor or anything, so technically their lives aren't directly in his hands...we hope.

And what power would that be?

What's its normal name?

Well, he must manage something and every resource is relevant in a hospital.

The power of inducing introspection and amazement.

A Fricassé, I believe. Also, I love how you asked its "normal" name as if English is something abnormal :P. 

Yeah...we just hope someone else is making sure it gets done. An adept assistant manager or something.

To those who care to think about it. If I randomly said that aloud, no one would give it a second thought. Except for you guys, whose heads would probably turn if you heard that aloud.

I dunno... Sounds even more suspicious! Yeah, English can be quite the abomination. A Fricassé is a Fricassé, it shouldn't have to be translated into English.

My overusing of it has made people adopt it, or at least they do it around me :P.

Never heard that before? 

Well not I sir. You'll never get me to say it!

Actually, I think I may have...which makes it all the more suspicious! I probably heard it at my secret job as an officer of the Underground  World-Wide Domination Protection Force. But you didn't hear that from me. In fact, that place doesn't exist. You heard that from me.

Oh come on, say it!

If you do work for that place that doesn't exist, you're kinda failing :P 

Gimme a good reason!

Agh! Don't remind me! :cry:

You will feel immense pleasure and other goodies.

TRY HARDER! 

I will not! The only things I can say that will bring me pleasure are "flippers" and "peptidoglycan."

We're working on it. Please be patient oh good, hard-working citizen. Th UWWDPF is not on the move as we chitter-chatter. *wink, wink*

You have to try! You can't know if you don't try.

I've had enough patience, it's time for action! REVOLUTION ACTION

What, the personalized Micheal film? :PRoseFlambe169

Yes! I wonder how they did it :P