when she arrived at hyrule, she came upon Hyrule castle. Not knowing where the evil wizard was, she walked inside having high hopes that he may be inside. She was dissappointed to see however...
'i've been wanting to do that for years. check it ho . . i'm the original woman in nintendo land, not you....me!! so if you wanna open your pie hole, you might think about that first. - now you're gonna find me that wizard...huuuu - zip it - and find the wizard before i go loco on you!'
Then all of a sudden the two women started to go at it ! They were pulling each others hair,scratching each other in the face like a big cat fight!Then Link walked in and saw the two women fight each other and he loved it! It was one of his biggest fantasies to see women fighting,so he just watched them with a big smile on his face.As the fight continued someone tapped Link on the shoulder,when he turned around he saw.....
Ganondorf! He stared at Link for a second, and then glanced over at the women and said "HOW HOTT IS THAT!! You know id typically try to kill you right about now Link, but since theres a show goin on, i'll let it slide."
Soon the fighting stopped. both women wre battered up and hairless. Link and Ganadorf were still fantasizing. Soon Peach started cryin and flooded the whole place!!
Link looked at Ganon and said 'this is the real reason we were flooded out'.
Ganon nodded and said 'hey man, i know some gerudo thief women down at the local *bar*, you wanna head out and pick up on em and down a few fairy beers?'
Link said he'd catch up, he needed to stop off and get some rupees.
They left Peach crying and yelled for Zelda to come with them, she said she had to change first, but she'd be there soon.
but peach decided to step in and stomp on the goombas, after the goombas disappeared there was nothing left of the chainsaw man. His bag however had been ripped off revealing...
a block of cheese so he began to eat it and finished it in 3 seconds and was flabbergasted to see that there was nothing to hide behind and Peach and Toad were just about to see him when he ....
ran into kid icarus flying around. kid told mario he wanted to be 3-d, mario told him that he could become 3-d by doing one simple thing - fly to the sun and grab a shine. kid flew off towards the sun, mario laughed and muttered 'sucker'. at that point he lost his wings on his hat and plummeted down into a hole, where he found a cow and a skulltula. he pulled a flask out and took a swig. 'i'ma tired' he laid down and feel asleep.
Mario awoke to see Link, yanking the utters of the cow. Link was in his new TP mock up and waved to Mario "Howdy!" Mario pointed and laughed calling him a red neck when...
Mario awoke to see Link, yanking the utters of the cow. Link was in his new TP mock up and waved to Mario "Howdy!" Mario pointed and laughed calling him a red neck when...REVOLUTIONfreak
Link tunred into a wolf!! Link then said who ya callin a red neck??!!! Mario took a huge gulp of milk and then...
someone pressed PAUSE freezing both Mario and Link. Looking at them, Bowsar said - meh this game is getting old. Flicked off the console and walked outside to play some b-ball with fox mccloud.
Mario turned to Link and said " I dare you to go over and pull Fox Mccloud's tail!"Link ran to were Bowser and Fox were playing b-ball and then Link stuck out his arm......
and yelled 'oompa looooo!!!!' . It got real quiet and everyone just looked at her like she was completely insane. Link said, 'yeah...uh, hmmm, ok then, you got pube hairs in my eyes'
But it didn't work so they went looking for a doctor . As they were walking they came across a sing that said "Dr Mario's .If you have money i'll do what ever you want !"........
...Falco's blaster started overheating and began firing in all different directions eventually killing Fox who was piloting the ship, Falco then relised what he just did and then he...Liquify
EVERYONE knows that peppy pilots the great fox now!
they went at it again, and ended up making out and cursing each other the whole time..'you dirty girl'.....'mmmmm, am i?'.....'yes, yes you are a dirty girl'....the whole scene ended with . . . . .
but then they decided that Teletubbies were to annoying, and decided to go back to Hyrule. After they arrived, the King of Hyrule confronted Zelda and said......
but then they decided that Teletubbies were to annoying, and decided to go back to Hyrule. After they arrived, the King of Hyrule confronted Zelda and said......REVOLUTIONfreak
i am turnin u to stone and u may never see peach again!  Zelda then...
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