If a Castlevania character met another character...

Nathan: oh man, Zombies ad Vampires...i hate these things, i hate them with a Passion

Samuel L Jackson:*speaking in his loud voice. there are Mother______ Zombies and vampire in this Mother_______ castle.

Nathan: wait...what are you doing here?

Samuel L Jackson: im the hottest thing around, you think they'd keep me from this series for long?

Nathan: but you arent cut out for this, this job is dangerous

*a zombie waddles its way closer to Nathan an SJ

SLJ: have you not seen me boy? i can do everything...just go watch my movies

Nathan: i dont have time for that, i have to kill Dracula!

SLJ: i already DID! how? im SAMUEL L JACKSON!

*the zombie moves in behind Nathan

Nathan: thats impossible!

SJ: im Samuel L Jackson! DO NOT QUESTION ME

*the zombie is right behind Nathan, ready to eat him

*BANG BANG BANG!!!

Nathan: OH MY GOD! you shot at me!? *he turns around an sees the zombie who had its head shot off

SLJ: ever question me again about my Awesomeness...and you will get the same. now go wash my cars!!!

Medusa meets Zohan

dracula: can you defeat the belmonts for me

Strongbad: not unless i have my trusty lappy

d: what is a lappy

s: what is a lappy. what is a lappy

strongbad proceeds to storm out of the draculas castle............... he was never seen again

JT: I WANNA ROCK YO BODY.....

JB: *talking to a fleaman in a JT Concert audience. do you have any idea how hard it was to get these tickets?

*fleaman just hops around

JB: Whatever...*why did i bring him anyway?

JT: Cry me a river, Cry me a river...

JB: im gonna get on that stage! im totally gonna rock with JT!

*he crawls up the stage running to JT

JT: hey, what the!?!?! SECURITY!

*JB gets tackled by bodyguards

JB:but JUSTIN WAIT!!! im just like you! i want to bring SEXY BACK!

MC Hammer meets Hammer

Hammer: Got alot of good things on sale stranger... (slightly tilts barrel to MC)

MC: Aight Stop. It's Hammer time.

Hammer: Stranger, now thats a weapon!

MC: uh, you can't touch.

Hammer: awe, comon, just a lil?

(slight struggle for the hammer ensues, hammer falls on top of cat, killing it instantly)

Hammer: um... its your cat now.

MC: I'm too sexy for my cat. Too sexy for my cat. Poor pu ssy poor pu ssy cat.

Yoko meets Kagome

i don't think anyone know who that it. This thread has been left untouched for too long.ShaunyP

Kagome *looks at alucard while in wolf form* *looks inuyasha* *looks alucard in bat form* *looks inuyasha*

*kagome smiles*

what was I thinking.... *whispers*

Yoko: I`ll brake you in 2 lil girl.

Kogame: ....

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and I would levae the one that DJ posted..

Golem and Mechazawa from Cromartie High School

[QUOTE="ShaunyP"]i don't think anyone know who that it. This thread has been left untouched for too long.DynamicJumpIuff

whats the worst

IM BRINGIN IT BACK. i dunno who those other characters are so i think i will do this...

Alucard: so wait...i dont get the castle?

Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law: No, your dad specifically mentioned in his will that you WILL not get it.

Alucard: But im his only kid.

Harvey Birdman: Yeah...and your his only kid that killed him too. think that puts you up high on his list?

Alucard: So what do i get?

Harvey Birdman: you get nothing followed by jack squat...

Alucard: What about my Dads personal belongings? who gets that?

Harvey Birdman: Death...Death gets it. He was your dads only friend, who ironically, despite his name, didnt kill him.

Death: OHHHHH YEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHH

Alucard: this is total crap, why would my dad draft up a total crap will? is it because he is mad at me still? the guy's dead

Harvey Birdman: Plus, your dad said he might be coming back...

persophone with vacuum and mrs. doubtfire

Persephone: *vaccuming*

Mrs. Doubtfire: Hello dearie.

Persephone: *vaccuming*

Mrs. Doubtfire: Oh, now it isn't nice to ignore people.

Persephone: *vaccuming*

Mrs. Doubtfire: Excuse me?

Persephone: *vaccums Mrs. Doubtfire's mask*

Robin Williams: HEY! WHAT THE HELL!!!

Death & Yami Yugi.

:lol: :lol: ....

Persephone and the vaccum will NEVER get old :lol: *remembers persephone, the vaccum and jonathan`s panties*

:lol: