Ask a question, get a stupid answer

Because God wanted him to be president.

Why won't my PS3 hook up to the internet?:cry:

Because God is punishing you. jk

Why do dogs chew on bones?

because your sick in the head.

Why did I answer that?

cuz your sick in your head:P

why am i watching tv?

cause you're not playing games...

why am I playing games?

because thae are gewd fur yur helth.

y cant eye spel?

idon no

Who is excited about the new firefox?

Your mom... jk

Mike Jones. Who?

I like cake:)

Who is DAVY JONES!!!?

Your pants!

Who is a Jihadist?

A person that runs around shouting JJJJJJJJJJ at three in the morning.

What's that?

that is whatever it wants to be.

why do rodents like cucumbers?

Because it is clean and they are dirty.

Why do dogs need so much excersice?

Because there is justice in the world.

Why is it cold outside?

Because Winter sucks.

Why can't it be hot outside?

Cause it fails

Why do they lose?

I don't know.

Why is soccer so awesome?

Because people like it.

How do you make a never-ending cookie bowel?

wif a never-ending sugar :D

what is GameSpot?

a machine that feeds offf the souls of human beings

Why do people smoke weed?

Because the baby got kids to feed,

Why do people die?

Because imagine if life never ended and we all still got sick and stuff. Man that would be a dragg.

Why do we need tutors?

To know what to do.

What is never-ending?

my ****

why is rosie so unattractive?

Because of that big nose...

When will the world end?

POTATO

que?

Me no comprende, weh (btw, I'm not Hispanic) :P

Who?

Il est moi

Qu'est-ce que tu fait?

Je regarde la tele...

Tu es francais?

si

ching ching chon?

Your mom

Nee how ma?

vagina.

Can you build a ladder to heaven?

Depends..

What came first, the chicken or the egg?

Chuck Norris

Why am i so bored?

Well because you aren't playing a video game.

Why is the sound on my computer not working?

because I sabatoged it

Weed or cigarettes

champagne

Rainbow?

No reason...

What's the next question?

No answer.

What does fjdaskpiop mean?

Everything.

What's the square root of 1?

LIFE

What is the answer to life?

The toilet

What is my answers in my geometry homwork?