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#1 black_awpN1
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I actually really like X-play and I do think there creadible, however I cant see why this game deserves a 3/5. a 4/5 maybe, but a 3/5? The game is great, worthy of 4/5 or higher IMO.

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#2 Saturos3091
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XPlay :lol:. They're such a joke, they focus so much on the tiny little issues and don't understand the big picture. It's quite sad when I hear they reviewed yet another great game...

Thought I'd let you know, they gave Crysis and Turok a 3/5 as well. A 5 point scale system does not work well (but then again neither does GS' current review system).
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#3 xboxdevil
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It's X-play. 'nuff said.
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#4 Prid3r
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there one thing im wondering .

Or im really good at videogames or Reviewers really suck at them .

I mean , they found so many thing to complain about the game , puzzle , camera ,etc .... yet , the only thing that had ever bothered me was the camera at stage 9 during a fight agains sword angels .

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XPlay :lol:. They're such a joke, they focus so much on the tiny little issues and don't understand the big picture. It's quite sad when I hear they reviewed yet another great game...Saturos3091
i say its the dude and the girl, they sound like they dont know anything about video games and are reading it off a script that someone tells them to that accually knows about video games.
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#6 black_awpN1
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Well, I like X-Play. I do find their reviews to be accurate in the majority of cases. Not sure how there NOT creadible.
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#7 LibertySaint
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i like x-play, ppl who don't like'em are to hardcore of fanboys. What points did they say for why its 3 out a 5? cause i kinda feel it s a3.5 out of 5....but there scoring only allows for whole numbers. Really the gameplay isn't anything new at all, its still linear and it still dmc orginal really, which isn't a bad thing but it isn't anything amazing either, so 3 out 5, mabe. It sgraphics are great tho, i'm liking the in-game cut scenes too :D

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#8 X360PS3AMD05
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It's pretty much confirmed as a flop.
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#9 jangojay
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Xplay the guys who hate on a game for one problem yet doesn't say a thing when another game has that same problem. Thier reviews aren't consistent.

Here's something to think about, they gave crysis a 3/5 for bugs and what not, yet mass effect gets a 5? Lawl.

Only reason to watch that show is because they get some decent info in the gaming market and have some interviews/previews.

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#10 ReverseCycology
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That's just the right score of DMC4 from X-Play.

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#11 VendettaRed07
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how... i dont understand how anyone could think that game is a 6/10..
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#12 jackvegas21
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I love X-play. Hate on them all you want but they break the hard truth when it comes to any platform/game.
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#13 TOTAL_DEFENSE_0
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Xplay is out of their effin mind
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#14 numba1234
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Crysis review was the only unbareable one. I was pissed off taht they gave the game a 3/5 because of glitches...
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#15 Juggernaut140
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They gave Turok a 3/5 for "no auto aim". Now that score sounds about right but that's the problem they chose to complain about?
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I like X-Play....:(
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#17 TacoJelly
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Peoples opinions vary, they gave MP Hunters a 3/5. I would've given it a higher score, but they stated their arguement and it made sense.
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#18 TacoJelly
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They gave Turok a 3/5 for "no auto aim". Now that score sounds about right but that's the problem they chose to complain about?Juggernaut140

If you saw the video though it made sense. And they gave it a low score for no "aim assist" not auto aim.

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#19 EPaul
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I like X-play at least you dont have to worry about the advertsing affecting the reviews
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#20 HarlockJC
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I have always liked X-Play expect for their hate for DBZ
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I love X-play. Hate on them all you want but they break the hard truth when it comes to any platform/game.jackvegas21

refer to my example.

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#22 skrat_01
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X-Play blows.

Nuff said

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#23 SunLord592
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seriously everyone has different tastes and opinion. you cant get what you want all the time.
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#24 RonnieLottinSF
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The best reviewers in the business are Game Trailers.
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#25 deactivated-59d151f079814
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Who actually listens to Xplay? Did you guys even listen to the Crysis review, rating aside (I will not go into that because opinions are opinions).. After he got done with the review of the game, Adam added that it will take around a $2000 upgrade to reach the recommends for Crysis.. This was one of those wtf moments, because my PC didn't even cost me half of that and it met the recommends..

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#26 deactivated-59d151f079814
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The best reviewers in the business are Game Trailers.RonnieLottinSF

No :| not trying to sound like a broken record, but they are very console bias we saw this in the GOTY awards.. Where they didn't even NOMINATE Crysis in best graphics.. Their reasoning? Because they couldn't get it to perform well ona pc that took them "a week to upgrade"... I also believe some where they have their specs and it was a measely 8600, and they were expecting to run the game at high graphics.

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#27 skrat_01
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The best reviewers in the business are Game Trailers.RonnieLottinSF
I dont think you can say there is 'one best review' (opinion can differ though).

Always best not to keep your eggs in one basket imo.

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#28 lovemenow
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Well, I like X-Play. I do find their reviews to be accurate in the majority of cases. Not sure how there NOT creadible. black_awpN1

nope its more comedy..i remember one time they said the voice acting was bad in one game.. then i played that game and found out they made it sound bad in the review on purpose just to make a joke..

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XPlay :lol:. They're such a joke, they focus so much on the tiny little issues and don't understand the big picture. It's quite sad when I hear they reviewed yet another great game...

Thought I'd let you know, they gave Crysis and Turok a 3/5 as well. A 5 point scale system does not work well (but then again neither does GS' current review system).Saturos3091

They rated Turok and Crysis the same?

fail

I always hated X-play, terrible reviewers.

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[QUOTE="RonnieLottinSF"]The best reviewers in the business are Game Trailers.sSubZerOo

No :| not trying to sound like a broken record, but they are very console bias we saw this in the GOTY awards.. Where they didn't even NOMINATE Crysis in best graphics.. Their reasoning? Because they couldn't get it to perform well ona pc that took them "a week to upgrade"... I also believe some where they have their specs and it was a measely 8600, and they were expecting to run the game at high graphics.

They go over every game with a fine tooth comb and are the best in the business IMO.

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#31 deactivated-59d151f079814
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[QUOTE="sSubZerOo"]

[QUOTE="RonnieLottinSF"]The best reviewers in the business are Game Trailers.RonnieLottinSF

No :| not trying to sound like a broken record, but they are very console bias we saw this in the GOTY awards.. Where they didn't even NOMINATE Crysis in best graphics.. Their reasoning? Because they couldn't get it to perform well ona pc that took them "a week to upgrade"... I also believe some where they have their specs and it was a measely 8600, and they were expecting to run the game at high graphics.

They go over every game with a fine tooth comb and are the best in the business IMO.

Thank you for completely avoiding the statement, I see you are clear expert in debate :roll:

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[QUOTE="RonnieLottinSF"][QUOTE="sSubZerOo"]

[QUOTE="RonnieLottinSF"]The best reviewers in the business are Game Trailers.sSubZerOo

No :| not trying to sound like a broken record, but they are very console bias we saw this in the GOTY awards.. Where they didn't even NOMINATE Crysis in best graphics.. Their reasoning? Because they couldn't get it to perform well ona pc that took them "a week to upgrade"... I also believe some where they have their specs and it was a measely 8600, and they were expecting to run the game at high graphics.

They go over every game with a fine tooth comb and are the best in the business IMO.

Thank you for completely avoiding the statement, I see you are clear expert in debate :roll:

Actually if they went 'over every game with a fine tooth comb' then they would have realised even an 8800GT could run the game on high at 40f frames per second at 720p res.
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#33 deactivated-59d151f079814
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[QUOTE="sSubZerOo"][QUOTE="RonnieLottinSF"][QUOTE="sSubZerOo"]

[QUOTE="RonnieLottinSF"]The best reviewers in the business are Game Trailers.skrat_01

No :| not trying to sound like a broken record, but they are very console bias we saw this in the GOTY awards.. Where they didn't even NOMINATE Crysis in best graphics.. Their reasoning? Because they couldn't get it to perform well ona pc that took them "a week to upgrade"... I also believe some where they have their specs and it was a measely 8600, and they were expecting to run the game at high graphics.

They go over every game with a fine tooth comb and are the best in the business IMO.

Thank you for completely avoiding the statement, I see you are clear expert in debate :roll:

Actually if they went 'over every game with a fine tooth comb' then they would have realised even an 8800GT could run the game on high at 40f frames per second at 720p res.

I read some where that gametrailers PC doesn't even have a 8800 of any kind they have a 8600, a basic mid range card.

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#34 RonnieLottinSF
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[QUOTE="RonnieLottinSF"][QUOTE="sSubZerOo"]

[QUOTE="RonnieLottinSF"]The best reviewers in the business are Game Trailers.sSubZerOo

No :| not trying to sound like a broken record, but they are very console bias we saw this in the GOTY awards.. Where they didn't even NOMINATE Crysis in best graphics.. Their reasoning? Because they couldn't get it to perform well ona pc that took them "a week to upgrade"... I also believe some where they have their specs and it was a measely 8600, and they were expecting to run the game at high graphics.

They go over every game with a fine tooth comb and are the best in the business IMO.

Thank you for completely avoiding the statement, I see you are clear expert in debate :roll:

LMAO! :lol:

So you want to debate an opinion? Sorry but that isn't going to work and if you think it will then you suck at comprehension.

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#35 deactivated-59d151f079814
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[QUOTE="sSubZerOo"][QUOTE="RonnieLottinSF"][QUOTE="sSubZerOo"]

[QUOTE="RonnieLottinSF"]The best reviewers in the business are Game Trailers.RonnieLottinSF

No :| not trying to sound like a broken record, but they are very console bias we saw this in the GOTY awards.. Where they didn't even NOMINATE Crysis in best graphics.. Their reasoning? Because they couldn't get it to perform well ona pc that took them "a week to upgrade"... I also believe some where they have their specs and it was a measely 8600, and they were expecting to run the game at high graphics.

They go over every game with a fine tooth comb and are the best in the business IMO.

Thank you for completely avoiding the statement, I see you are clear expert in debate :roll:

LMAO! :lol:

So you want to debate an opinion? Sorry but that isn't going to work and if you think it will then you suck at comprehension.

Yes clearly they go about with a fine tooth comb when I pointed out how rediculous their take on Crysis was.. Odviously they arn't really professional when they make such rediculous statemetns about a game..

I just gave you a direct counter example of why they arn't very good reviews.. I honestly could care less if they gave Crysis a low score or didn't nominate it for best graphics at the very least.. But it was the way they went about it with their lame ass excuse to show how bias they really are imo..

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I love X-play. Hate on them all you want but they break the hard truth when it comes to any platform/game.jackvegas21

Agreed. Plus, The Sess is a hardcore gaming nerd, so is Morgan.

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#37 mo0ksi
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[QUOTE="Saturos3091"]XPlay :lol:. They're such a joke, they focus so much on the tiny little issues and don't understand the big picture. It's quite sad when I hear they reviewed yet another great game...

Thought I'd let you know, they gave Crysis and Turok a 3/5 as well. A 5 point scale system does not work well (but then again neither does GS' current review system).DragonfireXZ95

They rated Turok and Crysis the same?

fail

I always hated X-play, terrible reviewers.

LMAO, nice.

But to stay on topic X-Play is a complete joke. Honestly, who the hell would complain about a game for having too much depth? They would with SupCom.

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#38 LordQuorthon
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The best reviewers in the business are Game Trailers.RonnieLottinSF

I agree. I don't agree with all their reviews, but the way they describe the game always matches perfectly with the rates they give it. It really annoys me when a website or magazine praises a game through 15 freaking paragraphs and then they give it a 7/10, or when they make you read the same 15 paragraphs of endless rants to give it 7 or 6 anyway.

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#39 whoody12
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I think X-play is credible, even through they gave DMC and Crysis a way to low score

but I think you can devine a magazine/website as credible, as long as they use their owne opinion, and not get sold out *cough GS*

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#40 exiledsnake
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lol at the x-play hate. so what if they had a bad review? its not like gamespot is any different. or any of the other "credible" reviewers for that matter. and when adam said 2000$ pc he was giving a hyperbole like he always does in his reviews.
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#41 Saturos3091
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LMAO! :lol:

So you want to debate an opinion? Sorry but that isn't going to work and if you think it will then you suck at comprehension.

RonnieLottinSF


If we were only able to debate facts, then SW wouldn't exist :|.

X-Play still may go over games with a "fine tooth comb," however with that fine toothed comb the big issues are pushed along and only the small insignificant ones get through. They make it pretty apparent in their reviews that they lack any sort of awareness when actually playing the games for the first time.
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#42 mistervengeance
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any site that rates out of 5 is highly inaccurate. at least a scale of 10 is necessary.
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god forbid people have opinions of their own.
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I actually really like X-play and I do think there creadible,

black_awpN1

You can't be serious :| Arn't these the games took 'flopped' an RTS for being too deep? :|
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#45 RK-Mara
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3 stars =/= 60%

And I like X-Play. Their reviews are fun to watch.

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XPlay :lol:. They're such a joke, they focus so much on the tiny little issues and don't understand the big picture. It's quite sad when I hear they reviewed yet another great game...

Thought I'd let you know, they gave Crysis and Turok a 3/5 as well. A 5 point scale system does not work well (but then again neither does GS' current review system).Saturos3091

hm... sounds like Gamespot back in the day.

>_>

I like X-play and I believe that they take make some great points in games and videogaming in general that other publications leave out. Though I don't base my purchases on them solely, I do take in their opinion. But nobody HAS to agree with them.

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#47 kansasdude2009
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[QUOTE="black_awpN1"]

I actually really like X-play and I do think there creadible,

darkslider99


You can't be serious :| Arn't these the games took 'flopped' an RTS for being too deep? :|

not just too deep, but too complicated. Sure, you could spend days looking through the manual trying to figure out what things are, but then you would be reading, and not playing.

You may have a different opinion, but they make a valid point. Videogaming in this day in age can be deep, but you have to know how to do it.

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[QUOTE="skrat_01"][QUOTE="sSubZerOo"][QUOTE="RonnieLottinSF"][QUOTE="sSubZerOo"]

[QUOTE="RonnieLottinSF"]The best reviewers in the business are Game Trailers.sSubZerOo

No :| not trying to sound like a broken record, but they are very console bias we saw this in the GOTY awards.. Where they didn't even NOMINATE Crysis in best graphics.. Their reasoning? Because they couldn't get it to perform well ona pc that took them "a week to upgrade"... I also believe some where they have their specs and it was a measely 8600, and they were expecting to run the game at high graphics.

They go over every game with a fine tooth comb and are the best in the business IMO.

Thank you for completely avoiding the statement, I see you are clear expert in debate :roll:

Actually if they went 'over every game with a fine tooth comb' then they would have realised even an 8800GT could run the game on high at 40f frames per second at 720p res.

I read some where that gametrailers PC doesn't even have a 8800 of any kind they have a 8600, a basic mid range card.

Enforces how certain review(ers) should simply be avoided.

That is damn pathetic though especially for a 'gaming website'

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#49 skrat_01
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3 stars =/= 60%

And I like X-Play. Their reviews are fun to watch.

RK-Mara

Thats the thing, their reviews don't need substance or deep analysis - they just have to be 'fun to watch'.

Problem is its a major catch 22.

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#50 aerman176
Member since 2006 • 710 Posts
I typically like x-play, but giving DMC4 the same score as Turok? They also gave The Darkness 2/5 and Crysis 3/5. Sometimes I wonder what they smoke before reviewing a game