What's next, Nintendo.....Wii Yo-Yo? Wii Scrabble? Wii weightlifter?

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#1 IronMaidenLives
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What a joke. Now we have Wii Fit. This is what Nintendo is offering? Another sub-par program based on fitness? Let's go all the way, Ninty. Give us all of it. Maybe a game where we simulate shoveling dirt. Or maybe a Yo-Yo. How about lifting 250 lbs? It would be easy because you really wouldn't be lifting anything but a gimmick controller.

Scrabble? Nah, that's for the old crowd. Oh, wait. I forgot that's your new target audience.

Maybe horseshoes? Yeah, now that's deep, baby. Fling......Cling.....

Kung-Fu! That's a real simulator. Whu-cha with the Wiimote.

I'm done with the Wii. I was tinkering with the idea of selling my Wii and now it is inevitable that the next owner of my useless system will be Gamestop. This is not flamebait. This is a written declaration of separation from a console made by the company I love most.

RIP Wii. IronMaidenLives has officially called you BUNK.

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#2 SmashBrosLegend
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Scrabble is sweet. I'd buy it if it had online play.
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#3 Nickman71
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WHY ARE YOU STILL POSTING?!?

You've established you hate all systems. Why are you still here?

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#4 Ragnarok1051
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This actually made me laugh, but it does bring up the question.....what else is Ninendo going to release?
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What a joke. Now we have Wii Fit. This is what Nintendo is offering? Another sub-par program based on fitness? Let's go all the way, Ninty. Give us all of it. Maybe a game where we simulate shoveling dirt. Or maybe a Yo-Yo. How about lifting 250 lbs? It would be easy because you really wouldn't be lifting anything but a gimmick controller.

Scrabble? Nah, that's for the old crowd. Oh, wait. I forgot that's your new target audience.

Maybe horseshoes? Yeah, now that's deep, baby. Fling......Cling.....

Kung-Fu! That's a real simulator. Whu-cha with the Wiimote.

I'm done with the Wii. I was tinkering with the idea of selling my Wii and now it is inevitable that the next owner of my useless system will be Gamestop. This is not flamebait. This is a written declaration of separation from a console made by the company I love most.

RIP Wii. IronMaidenLives has officially called you BUNK.

IronMaidenLives

So because of one game (excuse me, non-game) you're throwing out your Wii and missing out on SMG, SSBB, MP3, BW2, etc, etc..?

Have fun with that attitude.

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What a joke. Now we have Wii Fit. This is what Nintendo is offering? Another sub-par program based on fitness? Let's go all the way, Ninty. Give us all of it. Maybe a game where we simulate shoveling dirt. Or maybe a Yo-Yo. How about lifting 250 lbs? It would be easy because you really wouldn't be lifting anything but a gimmick controller.

Scrabble? Nah, that's for the old crowd. Oh, wait. I forgot that's your new target audience.

Maybe horseshoes? Yeah, now that's deep, baby. Fling......Cling.....

Kung-Fu! That's a real simulator. Whu-cha with the Wiimote.

I'm done with the Wii. I was tinkering with the idea of selling my Wii and now it is inevitable that the next owner of my useless system will be Gamestop. This is not flamebait. This is a written declaration of separation from a console made by the company I love most.

RIP Wii. IronMaidenLives has officially called you BUNK.

IronMaidenLives

than what is it? a compling about wii... since it got Wiifit.. you dont HAVE TO BUY IT. your NOT FORCED TO BUY IT

why dont people understand this?

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#7 TheTrystero024
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I kind of predicted that a Mario Yoga games is going to come out for the Wii, then they showed Wii Fit :lol: But it is close enough
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#8 88Ghost89
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The next one is Wii Music right? Gotta see how that one turns out.
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#9 redneckdouglas
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Yeah, put 230lb Wiibell for bench press. Haha. Useless. Matter of fact, it'll make you lose focus from the mind.

Wii-Writing for moms that think they can improve their kids.

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Yeah! What they should do is release Scene-It with four worthless controllers.

Oh wait, Microsoft is on that already. I love how people insist the Wii is full of casual games when 360 has things like Scene-It.

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What a joke. Now we have Wii Fit. This is what Nintendo is offering? Another sub-par program based on fitness? Let's go all the way, Ninty. Give us all of it. Maybe a game where we simulate shoveling dirt. Or maybe a Yo-Yo. How about lifting 250 lbs? It would be easy because you really wouldn't be lifting anything but a gimmick controller.

Scrabble? Nah, that's for the old crowd. Oh, wait. I forgot that's your new target audience.

Maybe horseshoes? Yeah, now that's deep, baby. Fling......Cling.....

Kung-Fu! That's a real simulator. Whu-cha with the Wiimote.

I'm done with the Wii. I was tinkering with the idea of selling my Wii and now it is inevitable that the next owner of my useless system will be Gamestop. This is not flamebait. This is a written declaration of separation from a console made by the company I love most.

RIP Wii. IronMaidenLives has officially called you BUNK.

IronMaidenLives

Go away! Every person on this forum already knows how much you hate the Wii; you don't need to keep making threads every hour to tell us that.

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#12 Xerlaoth
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Don't buy Wii Fit if it doesn't interest you. But don't say no one will be interested.
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#13 jack_russel
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next up is Wii-jog-in-place.
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#14 crumbs21
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what about Wiilates like pilates??thats a great idea right?
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The next one is Wii Music right? Gotta see how that one turns out.88Ghost89

I've actually beeninterested in Wii Music since day one.

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#16 DaAznSaN
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I forgot the company but Wii is getting Jenga.

Pure pwnage.

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what about Wiilates like pilates??thats a great idea right?crumbs21
I can't wait for wii push-ups. That should go great with wii math homework and Wii-clean-your-bathroom.
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[QUOTE="crumbs21"]what about Wiilates like pilates??thats a great idea right?jack_russel
wii push-ups

Wii Fit does push-ups.

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#19 adriancostin83
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Wiifit is cool. well not really:P nintendo i want some shooters

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#20 myster_samz
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Wii candy land is more likely than those :P.
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#21 crumbs21
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[QUOTE="jack_russel"][QUOTE="crumbs21"]what about Wiilates like pilates??thats a great idea right?DaAznSaN

wii push-ups

Wii Fit does push-ups.

does it do wiistretch too?

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#22 deactivated-5f26ef21d6f71
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  1. Wii Break Dance
  2. Wii Go-Fishin'
  3. Wii Can Read
  4. Wii Can Write
  5. Wii be Buggin' (players play as gangstaz, but in insect form and attack people):lol:
  6. Wii Can Drive (car sim to teach aggressive driving......with floating Wii-wheel) :lol:
  7. Wii Can Cook
  8. Wii Can Ski
  9. Wii Can Snowboard
  10. Wii Can Swim (players just lay on the Wiimat and waddle):lol:

The list of ideas for mini games can go on and on and on and on and on :lol:

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#23 IronMaidenLives
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Yeah! What they should do is release Scene-It with four worthless controllers.

Oh wait, Microsoft is on that already. I love how people insist the Wii is full of casual games when 360 has things like Scene-It.

slothboyadvance

teh 360!

Who cares? I don't like that crash and burn system either.

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[QUOTE="jack_russel"][QUOTE="crumbs21"]what about Wiilates like pilates??thats a great idea right?DaAznSaN

wii push-ups

Wii Fit does push-ups.

Wii push-ups is what they will anounce next year, along with wii-organize-your-spicerack.
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#25 adriancostin83
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MS wants to include more casual games,but wii only has casual games so....stfu
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#26 TheTrystero024
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I pray to GOD that Nintendo is not reading your post right now:cry: They might take it seriously and create those games :o
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[QUOTE="crumbs21"]what about Wiilates like pilates??thats a great idea right?jack_russel
Wii-clean-your-bathroom.

Scrub your toilet, and wipe your windows with the wii-mote!

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#28 jack_russel
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I wonder what other mundane activties they will announce next? wii-pay-your-bills wii-do-your-laundry wii-make-a-sandwhich...oh wait, thats cooking mama.
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#29 OldSkoolGamer04
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Maybe they'll make a WiiForumTroll. It would make trolling Internet Message Boards easier and a more casual experience. You could use it.
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[QUOTE="slothboyadvance"]

Yeah! What they should do is release Scene-It with four worthless controllers.

Oh wait, Microsoft is on that already. I love how people insist the Wii is full of casual games when 360 has things like Scene-It.

IronMaidenLives

teh 360!

Who cares? I don't like that crash and burn system either.

What was that? I was too busy thinking about all of the great games I'll get to play this year.

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[QUOTE="jack_russel"][QUOTE="crumbs21"]what about Wiilates like pilates??thats a great idea right?myster_samz

Wii-clean-your-bathroom.

Scrub your toilet, and wipe your windows with the wii-mote!

don't forget the sponge attatchment, only $19.99.
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#32 IronMaidenLives
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[QUOTE="IronMaidenLives"][QUOTE="slothboyadvance"]

Yeah! What they should do is release Scene-It with four worthless controllers.

Oh wait, Microsoft is on that already. I love how people insist the Wii is full of casual games when 360 has things like Scene-It.

slothboyadvance

teh 360!

Who cares? I don't like that crash and burn system either.

What was that? I was too busy thinking about all of the great games I'll get to play this year.

That's great!

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#33 The_end_of_doom
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Scrabble is sweet. I'd buy it if it had online play. SmashBrosLegend
Killer app right there. Hell, they should make monopoly, yahtzee, chess, etc. Then we can say wii no longer have mini games, instead we have bored games :P
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#34 Heil68
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Scrabble is sweet. I'd buy it if it had online play. SmashBrosLegend
I would pre-order scrabble...seriously
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[QUOTE="slothboyadvance"][QUOTE="IronMaidenLives"][QUOTE="slothboyadvance"]

Yeah! What they should do is release Scene-It with four worthless controllers.

Oh wait, Microsoft is on that already. I love how people insist the Wii is full of casual games when 360 has things like Scene-It.

IronMaidenLives

teh 360!

Who cares? I don't like that crash and burn system either.

What was that? I was too busy thinking about all of the great games I'll get to play this year.

That's great!

I know!

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#36 IronMaidenLives
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[QUOTE="SmashBrosLegend"]Scrabble is sweet. I'd buy it if it had online play. The_end_of_doom
Killer app right there. Hell, they should make monopoly, yahtzee, chess, etc. Then we can say wii no longer have mini games, instead we have bored games :P

Then we can have sheep calling those jurrasic games innovative when you use the Wiimote.

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#37 Watch_Me_Xplode
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Do you hate every console now? :|
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Wii Handball. Any day now.

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wii 1000 piece puzzle.
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[QUOTE="myster_samz"]

[QUOTE="jack_russel"][QUOTE="crumbs21"]what about Wiilates like pilates??thats a great idea right?jack_russel

Wii-clean-your-bathroom.

Scrub your toilet, and wipe your windows with the wii-mote!

don't forget the sponge attatchment, only $19.99.

wii-jerk-off while at it plus lubricant for extra wii-satisfaction guaranteed

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[QUOTE="88Ghost89"]The next one is Wii Music right? Gotta see how that one turns out.slothboyadvance

I've actually beeninterested in Wii Music since day one.

Me too.Hopefully it is good.:D

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#43 LP_beats_Led_Z
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How about Wiids. It could be a virtual garden, I would buy that.
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#44 iunderstand
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How about Wiids. It could be a virtual garden, I would buy that.LP_beats_Led_Z

And you play as an old woman who gets her vegetables stolen by the neighbourhood kids. The objective of the game is to poison the vegetables that are most likely to get stolen while managing a cat village in your living room.

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How about Wiids. It could be a virtual garden, I would buy that.LP_beats_Led_Z
that sounds wiik...
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#46 GenPDP7
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We've known that Wii Fit existed for many months. :|

Furthermore, how did you get the analogy of "Wii Fit" to "Wii Scrabble"? .... Think much?

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#47 jack_russel
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We've known that Wii Fit existed for many months. :|

Furthermore, how did you get the analogy of "Wii Fit" to "Wii Scrabble"? .... Think much?

GenPDP7
1. we didn't know it would be exactly what it is now. 2. He was thinking up more mundane things that could become a game on the wii. that's where wii scrabble came from.
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#48 GenPDP7
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[QUOTE="GenPDP7"]

We've known that Wii Fit existed for many months. :|

Furthermore, how did you get the analogy of "Wii Fit" to "Wii Scrabble"? .... Think much?

jack_russel

1. we didn't know it would be exactly what it is now. 2. He was thinking up more mundane things that could become a game on the wii. that's where wii scrabble came from.

1. And? What did you think it was going to be? :| Pretty self-explanatory if you ask me.

2. So, where did the concept of a universal opinion come from? What's mundane to someone is a great thing to someone else.

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#49 FreakyDeacky2
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wii = casualty paradise, my mom brought 1 home the other day, completely blind sided me
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#50 iunderstand
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[QUOTE="GenPDP7"]

We've known that Wii Fit existed for many months. :|

Furthermore, how did you get the analogy of "Wii Fit" to "Wii Scrabble"? .... Think much?

jack_russel

1. we didn't know it would be exactly what it is now. 2. He was thinking up more mundane things that could become a game on the wii. that's where wii scrabble came from.

I'd prefer a scrabble game over Jenga. Actually, if a scrabble game was released for the DS I'd probably buy it... :(