This is why Nintendo makes systems with crummy graphics

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#1 The__MCP
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Because a photoreal Mario looks very creepy! :o

http://kotaku.com/368461/real-mario-is-real-creepy

This is what happens when you take the proportions of cartoon/Nintendo Mario's face and apply real-world characteristics to it. It was created using Photoshop and a bunch of features from a bunch of real faces. It is currently creeping the heck out of me.
Super Real Mario World [Pixeloo, via technabob]

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#2 kruesader
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I saw that on Digg, its cool IMO.
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#3 TyrantDragon55
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lol, yeah that is kinda creepy

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#4 Shad0ki11
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The funniest part of this thread is the fact that "photoreal" isn't a word.
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#5 FerdMertz
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Whether you kidding around or not it's the truth. Mario is in 85% of Nintendo's games and the more realistic he looks the more obvious it becomes that he's a pretty lame character. He was a good character back when graphics were bad enough that trying to make a character look cool was pointless, but nowadays the only thing cool about a short, fat plumber is nostalgia.
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#6 St_muscat
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Apart from the eyes which are reallyh werid and a bit scary I think it looks awesome.
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#7 The__MCP
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It reminds me of some old 1980's movie made by Jim Henson. A gnome puppet. LOL
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#8 ljlrj
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Apart from the eyes which are reallyh werid and a bit scary I think it looks awesome.St_muscat
wow ok >_>
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#9 Veterngamer
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Whether you kidding around or not it's the truth. Mario is in 85% of Nintendo's games and the more realistic he looks the more obvious it becomes that he's a pretty lame character. He was a good character back when graphics were bad enough that trying to make a character look cool was pointless, but nowadays the only thing cool about a short, fat plumber is nostalgia.FerdMertz

Are you just trying to be humorous or do you actually believe the things you're typing? The TC's picture is funny..... but you can continue to increase the quality of graphics again and again and again... without ever going for Photorealism.... Have you ever seen the movies "The Incredibles or Monsters Inc." the visuals in those movies are very detailed and beautiful.... but in no way look Photorealistic.... the same thing can be done with Mario in the future......

I realize the TC is just making a joke.... but you actually think this is true, which means YOU = PHAIL!

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#10 St_muscat
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Whether you kidding around or not it's the truth. Mario is in 85%of Nintendo's games and the more realistic he looks the more obvious it becomes that he's a pretty lame character. He was a good character back when graphics were bad enough that trying to make a character look cool was pointless, but nowadays the only thing cool about a short, fat plumber is nostalgia.FerdMertz

That seems like a bit an over estimate, more like maybe 40% or 50% I would say.

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#11 Popadophalis
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My eyes! Why does he have stubble?:cry:
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#12 St_muscat
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[QUOTE="St_muscat"]Apart from the eyes which are reallyh werid and a bit scary I think it looks awesome.ljlrj
wow ok >_>

By that I meant it really looks like an accurate picture of Mario with the whole shape of his head and his nose size being perfect but the eyes seem way off and kinda scary. Not in the way your thinking lol, maybe I should have worded it better.

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#13 Shad0ki11
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My eyes! Why does he have stubble?:cry:Popadophalis

Because if he had a full beard he would look like a gnome.

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#14 nyoroism
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I'd play the hell out of that game, I tell ya what.
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#15 ramulux
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woah....heavy
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#16 joeychew
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it is creepy...tis will give children nightmares!
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#17 DementedDragon
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The nose enters the room before he does.
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#18 Bigboi500
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#19 mo0ksi
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Mario sure looks like he lost a lot of sleep.
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#20 akif22
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aren't you glad the wii isn't hd now?
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#21 flazzle
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Where is princess peach?
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#22 haris12121212
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Hmm I know it's a joke... but having mario on a PS3 doesn't mean photo realistic graphics... look at ratchet and clank... You can improve graphics in many ways without the need of realism... matter of fact near pixar quality has yet to be achieved, although R&C did an awesome job.
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#23 BubbyJello
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Get far away from the screen, and it looks like a normal picture of Mario.
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#24 GARRYTH
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well there last machines were always on par with current machine that is why i will not buy a wii because they always kept up with the tech but now the wii is just pure 250 dollar gamesube with a nunchuck.
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#25 jg4xchamp
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1- Nintendo makes 1 system with dated graphics. Gamecube and 64 were powerful for there time.

2- Mario is milked in many spinoffs, but he is still in many great games that we dont get many sequals of. His platformers Sunshine last gen and we will probably only get Super Mario Galaxy this gen. Super Paper Mario. And then there is SMash Bros. which all the nintendo characters are in. SO how is Mario overused by Nintendo, its hudson that has milked Mario, Nintendo just whored him off.

3- Nintendo Wii cant do 360/PS3, but i still say it can do above the xbox, its time for Nintendo to step it up.
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#26 NSR34GTR
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lol creepy pic
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#27 KingStoph
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Damn it! Why does everyone link Graphics to PhotoRealness!?
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#28 tocool340
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The nose enters the room before he does.DementedDragon

I lol'd......

He looks like a troll under the bridge. Or maybe a plumber overdosed on mushrooms....

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#29 The_Dan_K
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Look awesome to me. Crazy to think what a whole game would look like with that detail.

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#30 yo_foo
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wow. just wow. Kudos to you. the funniest thing i have seen all day. You'd be thankfull the Wii has terrible graphics! hahaha

:'(

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#31 Wanderer5
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The nose enters the room before he does.DementedDragon

Lol.:lol:

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#32 HelixTurnHelix
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It's not necessarily due to graphics that Mario looks the way he does, but because of art style.

Nintendo could make him look like that, but it would be creepy as hell.

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#33 aka_aj03
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poor guy... stop feeding him mushrooms... look at his eyes, he's high on mushrooms.