the sad life of an xbox 360- living in a brothers shadow (DAMNED GOOD READ)

Apparentely, him and his brother never met cousin Wii. He was the different one, but made lots of friends. 10.15 million in fact.

His father, was Reggie. And he is.......happy.

Too bad the little brother doesnt have the games that big brother has.

My first day on the planet was heralded by millions, eagerly awaiting my much publicised birth, expections of my looks and capabilities had been vigirously advertised.
So much expectation reaped on such a new born. Today is going to be a good day.

After being assurred by my loving parents that I have so much potential to deliver to the world and that i am totally unique and individual like no other before me. My overall appearance had been nurtured through my early development years and my biology was far superior to my brothers or sisters that were currently serving the population.

My cutting edge development and early birth has ensured that I have many more nutrients(games) available than any other siblings that are currently walking around or will be in the near future.

Weight of numbers and clever advertisements announcing my birth ensured that my parents would need many clones just to satisfy supply. Not long after my birth , there was news that I was to have a brother, not from the same father, so in fact a step brother.

Whilst maturing over the coming months and winning many new friends, there was so much talk about how more powerful and robust my younger brother would be, slimmer design, faster graphics, greater capacity and more storage. This was quite disturbing, causing me on several occasions to have hot flushes with red rings. This became quite a joke amongst my future younger brothers friends.

So with great anticipation my step brother was heralded to the world, the day arrived for his birth and all the clans united, I really couldnt understand all the fuss, wasnt i supposed to be the most advanced biological system ? Why was there so much interest in my younger brother ?

Time has progressed with each of our fathers bickering constantly over which child would grow up to be the chosen one. Ive noticed that my younger brother seems to be able to stay cooler and calmer when put under extreme pressure, this worries me greatly so much so, that I've now been given an extended maintenance program.

At this early stage of our careers not knowing which path to take , I really wish that I could grow up to be like my younger brother a PS3.

amcallister902

lol hahaha very funny.

Apparentely, him and his brother never met cousin Wii. He was the different one, but made lots of friends. 10.15 million in fact.

His father, was Reggie. And he is.......happy.

marioraider

lol

Apparentely, him and his brother never met cousin Wii. He was the different one, but made lots of friends. 10.15 million in fact.

His father, was Reggie. And he is.......happy.

marioraider

people fussed over him for a while.. but got bored rather fast.

grandparents seem to like im though.

My first day on the planet was heralded by millions, eagerly awaiting my much publicised birth, expections of my looks and capabilities had been vigirously advertised.
So much expectation reaped on such a new born. Today is going to be a good day.

After being assurred by my loving parents that I have so much potential to deliver to the world and that i am totally unique and individual like no other before me. My overall appearance had been nurtured through my early development years and my biology was far superior to my brothers or sisters that were currently serving the population.

My cutting edge development and early birth has ensured that I have many more nutrients(games) available than any other siblings that are currently walking around or will be in the near future.

Weight of numbers and clever advertisements announcing my birth ensured that my parents would need many clones just to satisfy supply. Not long after my birth , there was news that I was to have a brother, not from the same father, so in fact a step brother.

Whilst maturing over the coming months and winning many new friends, there was so much talk about how more powerful and robust my younger brother would be, slimmer design, faster graphics, greater capacity and more storage. This was quite disturbing, causing me on several occasions to have hot flushes with red rings. This became quite a joke amongst my future younger brothers friends.

So with great anticipation my step brother was heralded to the world, the day arrived for his birth and all the clans united, I really couldnt understand all the fuss, wasnt i supposed to be the most advanced biological system ? Why was there so much interest in my younger brother ?

Time has progressed with each of our fathers bickering constantly over which child would grow up to be the chosen one. Ive noticed that my younger brother seems to be able to stay cooler and calmer when put under extreme pressure, this worries me greatly so much so, that I've now been given an extended maintenance program.

At this early stage of our careers not knowing which path to take , I really wish that I could grow up to be like my younger brother a PS3.

amcallister902

:lol:

Too bad the little brother doesnt have the games that big brother has.

xXHackettXx

Too bad the bigger brother has a 33% failure rate.

*wanders out of thread still looking for "damned good read"*

[QUOTE="xXHackettXx"]

Too bad the little brother doesnt have the games that big brother has.

Hot_Potato

Too bad the bigger brother has a 33% failure rate.

I am STILL waiting for people to post some hard evidence of this, rather than some anonymous retail clerk who had no proof to back it up...

[QUOTE="marioraider"]

Apparentely, him and his brother never met cousin Wii. He was the different one, but made lots of friends. 10.15 million in fact.

His father, was Reggie. And he is.......happy.

amcallister902

people fussed over him for a while.. but got bored rather fast.

grandparents seem to like im though.

But the Wii still has his friends, young and old. Reggie, however, refused for Wii to go out of the house, since slapping and bodily fluids like blood were just too much for poor Wii. So,hestayed in his room, talking with his friends, but wishing that the violence his cousins got to experience, were passed on to him.

Suddenly, Manhunt 2 came down from the heavens. And that is when Wii, became a man.

Apparentely, him and his brother never met cousin Wii. He was the different one, but made lots of friends. 10.15 million in fact.

His father, was Reggie. And he is.......happy.

marioraider

:lol:

lame :| A fanboy bash-fest written in the style of a confession. 10/10 for effort, 2/10 for content.hongkingkong

Poor rating for content because you can't take the truth?

[QUOTE="xXHackettXx"]

Too bad the little brother doesnt have the games that big brother has.

Hot_Potato

Too bad the bigger brother has a 33% failure rate.

[QUOTE="hongkingkong"]lame :| A fanboy bash-fest written in the style of a confession. 10/10 for effort, 2/10 for content.RotaryRX7

Poor rating for content because you can't take the truth?

What truth? There is no fuss over the PS3, and is certainly hasn't "growed". Thus the statement "I wish I grow up to be my younger brother, the PS3", would mean, he would have to ditch his girlfriend and become a tramp.

[QUOTE="amcallister902"][QUOTE="marioraider"]

Apparentely, him and his brother never met cousin Wii. He was the different one, but made lots of friends. 10.15 million in fact.

His father, was Reggie. And he is.......happy.

marioraider

people fussed over him for a while.. but got bored rather fast.

grandparents seem to like im though.

But the Wii still has his friends, young and old. Reggie, however, refused for Wii to go out of the house, since slapping and bodily fluids like blood were just too much for poor Wii. So, we stayed in his room, talking with his friends, but wishing that the violence his cousins got to experience, were passed on to him.

Suddenly, Manhunt 2 came down from the heavens. And that is when Wii, became a man.

but when reggie heard word of this, he made damned sure that extra-violent games would never come to his precious wii. instead, wii would have to occupy himself with cake-making contests and board games.

*wanders out of thread still looking for "damned good read"*

JiveT

You and me both, my friend.

Anytime someone feels the need to compliment themselves in the title, you should know right off that it will be lame.

Wow, this is the first time I've seen 'awkward and flatout weird'fanboy drivel.Verge_6

Haha. same here.

[QUOTE="Hot_Potato"][QUOTE="xXHackettXx"]

Too bad the little brother doesnt have the games that big brother has.

xXHackettXx

Too bad the bigger brother has a 33% failure rate.

...or so he thinks. Jeff, the 360's lawyer, tricks him, and gives his game a 9.0. All of the 360's friends assassinate this "Jeff", and never speak of the review, ever again.

[QUOTE="marioraider"][QUOTE="amcallister902"][QUOTE="marioraider"]

Apparentely, him and his brother never met cousin Wii. He was the different one, but made lots of friends. 10.15 million in fact.

His father, was Reggie. And he is.......happy.

amcallister902

people fussed over him for a while.. but got bored rather fast.

grandparents seem to like im though.

But the Wii still has his friends, young and old. Reggie, however, refused for Wii to go out of the house, since slapping and bodily fluids like blood were just too much for poor Wii. So, we stayed in his room, talking with his friends, but wishing that the violence his cousins got to experience, were passed on to him.

Suddenly, Manhunt 2 came down from the heavens. And that is when Wii, became a man.

but when reggie heard word of this, he made damned sure that extra-violent games would never come to his precious wii. instead, wii would have to occupy himself with cake-making contests and board games.

And yet, people still love the Wii for who he is :)

The End. (what a great story that was!)

[QUOTE="amcallister902"][QUOTE="marioraider"][QUOTE="amcallister902"][QUOTE="marioraider"]

Apparentely, him and his brother never met cousin Wii. He was the different one, but made lots of friends. 10.15 million in fact.

His father, was Reggie. And he is.......happy.

marioraider

people fussed over him for a while.. but got bored rather fast.

grandparents seem to like im though.

But the Wii still has his friends, young and old. Reggie, however, refused for Wii to go out of the house, since slapping and bodily fluids like blood were just too much for poor Wii. So, we stayed in his room, talking with his friends, but wishing that the violence his cousins got to experience, were passed on to him.

Suddenly, Manhunt 2 came down from the heavens. And that is when Wii, became a man.

but when reggie heard word of this, he made damned sure that extra-violent games would never come to his precious wii. instead, wii would have to occupy himself with cake-making contests and board games.

And yet, people still love the Wii for who he is :)

The End. (what a great story that was!)

it was a great story.. but i wanted more dammit

This is all about hardware and design. What good is it to boast superficial features, if they don't matter in the end. Xbox was more powerful PS2, so what.

Whatever "FACTS' PS3 fanboys boast about against the 360, it will always prove obsolete to the one that matters the most: Xbox 360 is "beating" the PS3 in sales.

[QUOTE="marioraider"][QUOTE="amcallister902"][QUOTE="marioraider"][QUOTE="amcallister902"][QUOTE="marioraider"]

Apparentely, him and his brother never met cousin Wii. He was the different one, but made lots of friends. 10.15 million in fact.

His father, was Reggie. And he is.......happy.

amcallister902

people fussed over him for a while.. but got bored rather fast.

grandparents seem to like im though.

But the Wii still has his friends, young and old. Reggie, however, refused for Wii to go out of the house, since slapping and bodily fluids like blood were just too much for poor Wii. So, we stayed in his room, talking with his friends, but wishing that the violence his cousins got to experience, were passed on to him.

Suddenly, Manhunt 2 came down from the heavens. And that is when Wii, became a man.

but when reggie heard word of this, he made damned sure that extra-violent games would never come to his precious wii. instead, wii would have to occupy himself with cake-making contests and board games.

And yet, people still love the Wii for who he is :)

The End. (what a great story that was!)

it was a great story.. but i wanted more dammit

Cry me a river :P Make your own story.

This is a horrid tale. it promotes mere superficial beauty, rather than inner. The 360 is 'jealous' of the PS3, merely because it has slightly better hardware. Yet, the 'soul' (games) are left totally out of the picture. What are the children going to learn from this? Think of the children, dammit! :cry:

Apparentely, him and his brother never met cousin Wii. He was the different one, but made lots of friends. 10.15 million in fact.

His father, was Reggie. And he is.......happy.

marioraider

Cousin Wii sits at kiddies table during Thanksgiving Dinner.

there was so much talk about how more powerful and robust my younger brother would be, slimmer design, faster graphics, greater capacity and more storage.

amcallister902

Slimmer design?

Faster graphics?

People clamoring for the PS3....

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[QUOTE="amcallister902"]

there was so much talk about how more powerful and robust my younger brother would be, slimmer design, faster graphics, greater capacity and more storage.

Kestastrophe

Slimmer design?

Faster graphics?

Yeah, it goes hand in hand with shinny AI

[QUOTE="marioraider"]

Apparentely, him and his brother never met cousin Wii. He was the different one, but made lots of friends. 10.15 million in fact.

His father, was Reggie. And he is.......happy.

TheOwnerOner

Cousin Wii sits at kiddies table during Thanksgiving Dinner.

At least he isn't like his cousin 360. He hangs out with pinnatas. Colorful pinnatas that are cute, fluffy animals. The Wii hangs out with a robotic woman (Samus) ;)

Did you write this? I hope not.

[QUOTE="Hot_Potato"][QUOTE="xXHackettXx"]

Too bad the little brother doesnt have the games that big brother has.

Verge_6

Too bad the bigger brother has a 33% failure rate.

I am STILL waiting for people to post some hard evidence of this, rather than some anonymous retail clerk who had no proof to back it up...

Notice how you're being ignored. I've yet to see some hard proof too. There isn't any, so everyone just says it, hopes noone will challenge, if someone does, they don't answer and go to another topic saying the same drivel and hopes noone will challenge it there.

Did you write this? I hope not.

DementedDragon

It would be ALL the more creepier if he did...

Apparentely, him and his brother never met cousin Wii. He was the different one, but made lots of friends. 10.15 million in fact.

His father, was Reggie. And he is.......happy.

marioraider

My first day on the planet was heralded by millions, eagerly awaiting my much publicised birth, expections of my looks and capabilities had been vigirously advertised.
So much expectation reaped on such a new born. Today is going to be a good day.

After being assurred by my loving parents that I have so much potential to deliver to the world and that i am totally unique and individual like no other before me. My overall appearance had been nurtured through my early development years and my biology was far superior to my brothers or sisters that were currently serving the population.

My cutting edge development and early birth has ensured that I have many more nutrients(games) available than any other siblings that are currently walking around or will be in the near future.

Weight of numbers and clever advertisements announcing my birth ensured that my parents would need many clones just to satisfy supply. Not long after my birth , there was news that I was to have a brother, not from the same father, so in fact a step brother.

Whilst maturing over the coming months and winning many new friends, there was so much talk about how more powerful and robust my younger brother would be, slimmer design, faster graphics, greater capacity and more storage. This was quite disturbing, causing me on several occasions to have hot flushes with red rings. This became quite a joke amongst my future younger brothers friends.

So with great anticipation my step brother was heralded to the world, the day arrived for his birth and all the clans united, I really couldnt understand all the fuss, wasnt i supposed to be the most advanced biological system ? Why was there so much interest in my younger brother ?

Time has progressed with each of our fathers bickering constantly over which child would grow up to be the chosen one. Ive noticed that my younger brother seems to be able to stay cooler and calmer when put under extreme pressure, this worries me greatly so much so, that I've now been given an extended maintenance program.

At this early stage of our careers not knowing which path to take , I really wish that I could grow up to be like my younger brother a PS3.

amcallister902

[QUOTE="marioraider"]

Apparentely, him and his brother never met cousin Wii. He was the different one, but made lots of friends. 10.15 million in fact.

His father, was Reggie. And he is.......happy.

REVOLUTIONfreak

Ok FINE, he was ADOPTED. :roll:

[QUOTE="marioraider"]

Apparentely, him and his brother never met cousin Wii. He was the different one, but made lots of friends. 10.15 million in fact.

His father, was Reggie. And he is.......happy.

REVOLUTIONfreak

Maybe both of them are the father...

[QUOTE="hongkingkong"]lame :| A fanboy bash-fest written in the style of a confession. 10/10 for effort, 2/10 for content.RotaryRX7

Poor rating for content because you can't take the truth?

What truth?....

[QUOTE="REVOLUTIONfreak"][QUOTE="marioraider"]

Apparentely, him and his brother never met cousin Wii. He was the different one, but made lots of friends. 10.15 million in fact.

His father, was Reggie. And he is.......happy.

manningbowl135

Maybe both of them are the father...

Maury Povish....ON THE CASE!

Yeah, TC. This thread is a little off.

If PS3 users play PC users in UT3 this winter, is it incest?

Yeah, this is a little off. If PS3 users play PC users in UT3 this winter, is it incest?dubvisions

Yuck. You... have fun with that. :shock:

I love my 360 but I would never ever post such drivel in a forum....TC I really do hope u C + P'd that cos if u didnt...well ur kinda weird :-/badassriddick

It's all PS3 owners can do now. It's not like they have any decent games to play...