The PlayStation 5 is without a doubt the ugliest and largest console ever created

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#1 KazHirai
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Why is no one talking about this here? It's hideous, and it's GIGANTIC, and it's the weakest console...

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#2 rmpumper
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Sony fanboys just afraid to mention anything about the shitty design after they have been making fun of XSX for months now.

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#3 Djoffer123
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Is it confirmed to be this big or is it just a random picture?

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#4 KazHirai
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@djoffer123 said:

Is it confirmed to be this big or is it just a random picture?

What kind of confirmation do you need? Ports have been matched, discs drives have been matched. It's all been cross-referenced and everyone is coming up with the same thing.

It's that big.

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#5 Random_Matt
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About games son, xbox not so much.

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#6 deactivated-5f2b4872031c2
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XSX looks like a trashcan. PS5 looks like a skyscraper in Dubai.

Matter of preference.

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#7  Edited By KazHirai
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@Random_Matt said:

About games son, xbox not so much.

They showed just as many games as Sony and that was just overflow from what they have coming in July, please...

Stay on topic, stop trying to divert attention from this monstrosity of a console.

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#8 Random_Matt
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@kazhirai said:
@Random_Matt said:

About games son, xbox not so much.

They showed just as many games as Sony and that was just overflow from what they have coming in July, please...

Good for you son.

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#9 Pedro
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It seems like people really don't know the meaning of the word ugly.(•_•)

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#10 Archangel3371  Online
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Out of those in the picture I would agree, although that PS3 fat comes pretty close.

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#11 Sushiglutton
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Let's be honest here, the ps4 has had cooling issues. Playing some games it's like an airplane taking off. This chimney-like design with lots of room will be a big improvement imo. Much rather have big and quiet, than small and noisy. Besides I have a good corner next to the TV where I can put it :).

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#12 KazHirai
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@Sushiglutton said:

Let's be honest here, the ps4 has had cooling issues. Playing some games it's like an airplane taking off. This chimney-like design with lots of room will be a big improvement imo. Much rather have big and quiet, than small and noisy. Besides I have a good corner next to the TV where I can put it :).

How do we even know it's quiet? That's still up in the air, size doesn't equate to noise.

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#13 Chutebox
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Because who gives a shit about how a console looks? Weird ass people

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#14 sealionact
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@subspecies: xsx is a rectangle. Trust me when I say theres more rectangle shaped skyscrapers than Hugeuglytumorstation 5 shaped skyscrapers.

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#15 KazHirai
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@Chutebox said:

Because who gives a shit about how a console looks? Weird ass people

Yeah, it's what's on the inside that counts, right?

Give me a break you absolutely horrible rationalizer lol.

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Because they didn't just slap it in a box and call it a day?

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#17  Edited By Sushiglutton
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@kazhirai said:
@Sushiglutton said:

Let's be honest here, the ps4 has had cooling issues. Playing some games it's like an airplane taking off. This chimney-like design with lots of room will be a big improvement imo. Much rather have big and quiet, than small and noisy. Besides I have a good corner next to the TV where I can put it :).

How do we even know it's quiet? That's still up in the air, size doesn't equate to noise.

We don't know. A bigger box will have more room for cooling. There is no other good reason to make the box that big. Cerny acknowledge the cooling problems during his talk, so it has been a focus for them.

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@sealionact: Rectangular skyscrapers look like gigantic trashcans. Modern stylized skyscrapers in Dubai look like the PS5.

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#19 I_P_Daily
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Its fugly there's no doubt about it, but in the end you don't sit there watching the console...oh wait Sony and its cutscenes means you have to look at something, maybe look at the wall instead LOL.

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#20 freedomfreak
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It looks ridiculous. Sony's console design team has been having a laugh since last gen. The Ps4Pro was an underpowered brick of a console that looked gross. Not to mention it's the loudest console I ever owned. Sitting next to an Xbox One X, a lot smaller, aesthetic, and noiseless.

This thing better better be quiet.

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#21 Sadpolar7
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When did Sony reveal the dimensions for the PS5? This doesn’t look like a trustworthy photo.

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#22  Edited By KazHirai
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@sadpolar7 said:

When did Sony reveal the dimensions for the PS5? This doesn’t look like a trustworthy photo.

What are you guys on? Optical discs are all the same size, USB ports are all the same size, cross referencing the drives and port gives you the accurate scale of the system...

Please for the love of god explain to all off us what makes this look untrustworthy...

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#23 deactivated-5fab1400b2fcc
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That’s your opinion, not everyone has to share it. I don’t, I like the design and the XSX one too.

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#24 dimebag667
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I agree, it looks like one of those 90s consoles that didn't get released... because they were ridiculous.

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#25 Pedro
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@kazhirai said:

How do we even know it's quiet? That's still up in the air, size doesn't equate to noise.

We don't know as a fact but we do know that it was a consideration in the design from Cerny's boring presentation.

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#26 Djoffer123
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@kazhirai: so just a random picture, gothcha!

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#27 KazHirai
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@djoffer123 said:

@kazhirai: so just a random picture, gothcha!

This is just a flagrantly stupid post, and a failing argument. The ports and optical drives don't lie, come back down to reality cow.

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#28 Random_Matt
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Why are trolls not banned?

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#29 KazHirai
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@Random_Matt said:

Why are trolls not banned?

Well if they were you wouldn't be here and nor would about 95% of the forum, take your beating in stride, bovine.

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#30 speedytimsi
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Please think outside the box

Phil Spencer: Builds a box.

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#31 Bluestars  Online
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Series x looks better but they can look like double ended dildos for all I care,are they quiet?

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#32 robert_sparkes
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For me it's about games and Sony are delivering going by the line up showcased yesterday. MS will need to show us what's coming for the launch.

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#33 IMAHAPYHIPPO
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Wow. So this is the hill you're willing to die on. Noble cause.

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#34 deactivated-5f3ec00254b0d
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Guys can you stop being mean to Sony? Feelings are being hurt.

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#35 PernicioEnigma
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I think the PS5 design will split opinions more than the Series X. I think the worst criticism you can level at the Series X is that it's boring/bland. There's less to criticize about a plain rectangular box. I personally like the minimalism of the design, but more importantly I'm interested to see how well the thermals are controlled. Generally, bigger and slower fans are preferable over small fast spinning ones. The Series X thermal solution kinda reminds me of the infamous "trash can" Mac Pro design, which I recall had surprisingly good thermal control for its size.

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#36 adsparky
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Microsoft: We made the ugliest console.

Sony: Hold my beer.

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#37  Edited By speedytimsi
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It does look slick but it looks impractical

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#38 Wiiboxstation
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I think it looks phenomenal. Sony always has to make its original console big. So they can sell the slim version down the line.

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#39 HalcyonScarlet  Online
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Looks like something that wouldn't leave the concept stage at alienware. The Xbox Series X is ugly in a, discrete PC way as is the original Xbone. This is just, draw attention to the ugly thing in the room. It makes the original Xbox 360 look sexy. It even redeems the original Xbox One.

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#40 Djoffer123
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@kazhirai: I am a hermit so nice try... but keep posting random made up pictures!

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#41 HalcyonScarlet  Online
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@djoffer123 said:

@kazhirai: I am a hermit so nice try... but keep posting random made up pictures!

Look at the pic, and just compare the sizes of the disc slots compared to the other consoles.

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#42 sealionact
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@subspecies: You go Dubai, I'll stick with classical New York. Let's see which vista stands the test of time.

The hugeuglytumorstation 5 is admittedly the perfect talking point, just like that Tesla pickup. It screams "look at me" which is great for a very short while, but ends up like a sad, ageing celebrity who refused to blend in and stand the test of time.

The only concession I can make is that the design is polarising....but even then....wasnt there a better solution for the disc bay? Why make the disc version asymmetrical? Why make it so it's not stackable? Bling bling led lights in 2020? Like I said, that's something Homer Simpson would approve of.

I'm serious when I say it's the most hideous console I've ever seen - and I've owned a lot of hideous consoles.

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#43  Edited By HalcyonScarlet  Online
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Is this pic fake (warped)? It looks absolutely horrendous.

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#44 BassMan  Online
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I got no issue with the look of PS5 or XSX. They both look good to me.

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#45  Edited By rmpumper
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@robert_sparkes said:

For me it's about games and Sony are delivering going by the line up showcased yesterday. MS will need to show us what's coming for the launch.

Only Spider-Man (more like an expansion than a new game) and Godfall have 2020 release dates, so it's not about games.

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#46 sealionact
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@djoffer123: Are you saying the comparisons are wrong because the hugeuglytumorstation 5 actually has bigger disc slots and ports than any other console in the picture?

Genuinely curious.

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#47 pmanden
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@kazhirai: Nah. The biggest and ugliest console ever is the Atari 5200! ...

On a serious note, the aesthetics of the PS5 are indeed, ermmm, debatable. I don't even know where in my living room I will put the damn thing if I end up buying it.

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#48 Bluestars  Online
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@rmpumper:

This

From what I gathered spiderman DLC and God AWfall we’re launch titles with maybe a few indie games that had 2020 on the trailers

Enough for me to shell out £500?

Erm no

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#49 Gatygun
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Yea it looks bad

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Sounds like someone is scurred that they're about to get rekt.