Stellar Blade hype is real!!! (And if you can't tell, of course this is a hype thread) GS gives it an 8/10!

Obviously it is. All he does is bring it up daily!

To remind you of the failure that the game is. You ain't sweeping it under the rug, and move on. No no.

@Jag85: A proper review from a doomer. he even compares it to The Surge😆😆

I got the controversial suit! Congrats to me!

lol :P

@SecretPolice: you dont have this on Xbox

@SolidGame_basic:

Phffffttt....

Nuff said. lol :P

@SolidGame_basic said:

I got the controversial suit! Congrats to me!

For a female soldier/mercenary she definitely doesn't feel forced.🤭

So badass

SolidGame_basic almost fully beat the game with one hand

@hardwenzen: I think you’d like this game. It’s Souls meets Nier Automata.

Not only is her ass too distracting, but i didn't like Automata, and that game was much better than SB.

Definitely not seeing much censorship here lol

@SolidGame_basic said:

So muchass

FTFY 😂

reddit for the game is 110% coomer friendly.

Y'all weird AF.

You say this in a thread of a game that offers nothing but it? check its reddit, its literally just IT.

Of course there's a fishing mini game lol.... but it's fun!

The wank simulator got an 8? Not bad.

I'm with you.

This one handed game has better story telling than your flagship title. Think about that.

It's just a game🤷🏼‍♂️

No Souls in the game, but yes, there is Nier Automata.

@davillain said:

@hardwenzen said:

Reminder... Apparently the Stellar Blade community wants to censored Baldur's Gate 3. 🤔 Hypocrisy, what's that???

It’s more Souls than Nier in the combat department.

Nah. If it was souls like, not a chance I would play it.

Don't tell me "you just play it for the articles". XD

No one who plays this, knows there's a story. Does it have MGS levels of convolution? That's just what you want for the wank bank isn't it. XD

Nobody knows there's a childish story in Infinite either.

Spot on review of this game

https://www.playstationlifestyle.net/2024/05/06/stellar-blade-sales-selling-out-in-one-country/

SELLS OUT IN JAPAN. system wars incoming. that's because japan are bunch of perverts.

rofl talk about coomers.

But for real though, now that the game's released it does feel good to know I was right all along.

Perfect parody of some of the folks on the forum. Comic gold.

I'll get it used it for a few bucks down the road. Not worth any real money to me.

The Japanese Charts - albeit being just physical - are absolutely funny. Nine Switch games but this one spends a second week at number one.

Who would have thought this game would be the one to break Nintendo's domination of that chart?

And the game has sold out of physical copies and would have sold more in Japan.