I'm really getting sick of the "it's campy therefore ok" excuse I keep seeing for the story aspects from reviewers. This is probably one of my favorite games and franchises in the last 10 years, but I'm not going to pretend the story was anything but embarrassing. Why do so many reviews say things like it's a "satisfying conclusion?" Nothing about this story was satisfying. It's boring and generic, and tops off 2 other boring stories that have some of the worst dialogue I have ever had to endure in an AAA budgeted story. For all it's production value and quality voice acting, the writing is total shit, a farce compared to Starcraft 1, Brood War, and plenty of sci-fi games in between.
An actual "campy" story should have better underlying aspects to it than this. Some degree of absurdity, regular humor, unique dialogue, or tongue-in-cheek qualities that make it better than the sum of it's parts. Starcraft 2 never had any of that. It's only called "campy" because Blizzard hires three year olds fanfiction authors to write for them, not because it's deliberate or deceptively clever.
Replaying campaigns for achievements, I just have to skip cutscenes now. They just makes me cringe or groan every single time.
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