KIm Jong-un wants own version of X1 to monitor people easier.

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KIM JONG-UN WANTS NORTH KOREA TO HAVE ITS OWN VERSION OF THE XBOX ONE TO MONITOR PEOPLE EASIER June 19, 2013 The supreme leader of North Korea, Kim Jong-un, reportedly has requested his technology staff to make their own version of the Xbox One after seeing how easy it is to monitor the people with the console. There have been many complaints with the Xbox One including checking in online every 24 hours and with Microsofts participation in the United States PRISM surveillance program, many are worried that the Xbox One, with its Kinect camera, could become a monitoring machine. This is all good news for North Koreas Kim Jong-un as all of those features are positives to him. Details about this new endeavor came from a leak within North Koreas technology department and have been released by South Korean officials in an attempt to bring about awareness to the North Korean regime. Passages related to the Xbox One have been reposted with permission here: One North Korean official advised Kim Jong-un that if an American company can sell such an intrusive device to Americans, then North Korea can easily mandate that every North Korean use a free Xbox One device. Everyone will want to use one as it has many television features that North Koreans will be glad to have. At this point, North Korean officials described the device as a television machine rather than a video game console. [...] When looking over the product details of the Xbox One, Kim Jong-un was fascinated with the mandatory Kinect camera. He said it was brilliant that the Xbox One required the camera to be turned on in order for the television machine to work. With its built-in microphone, bugging every home in North Korea has never been so easy said the leader. Furthermore, the mandatory check-in every 24 hours ensures that no one disconnects the device from their home under the threat of being forced into slave labor. This ensures every single citizen will be under constant monitoring, but most importantly they will be happy watching many television programs and saying how happy they are living in North Korea while the microphone captures every word. Kim Jong-un also allegedly attempted to reach Microsoft directly to buy the Xbox One product designs as-is as there were no modifications that needed to be made in order to suit the North Korean regime. http://www.p4rgaming.com/kim-jong-un-wants-north-korea-to-have-its-own-version-of-the-xbox-one-to-monitor-people-easier/
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#2 FlamesOfGrey
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Uh wow...
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#3 lx_theo
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Feels like April 1st in here.

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#4 -RocBoys9489-
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I think I just farted...oops
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#5 Heil68
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See what you've done MS!?!
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#6 -RocBoys9489-
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See what you've done MS!?! Heil68
MS is in the illuminati; population will be 500 million before we know it!
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#9 hippiesanta
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Kim jong One want's to spy on american guy naked playing Dance Central
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#10 Mr720fan
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[QUOTE="Mr720fan"]IptvheeweesRus

Day One

Vz fios kinect 2.0 locked ready loaded day one
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#11 KingKinect
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Kim jong One want's to spy on american guy naked playing Dance Centralhippiesanta

I only accept friend requests from hot NSA chicks. Plus I wouldn't want Kim to get any more little man syndrome than he already has.

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#12 legalize82
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omfg hahahah
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...or levels down. Guess its on a story to story basis?

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#14 SonySoldier-_-
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I feal sorry for these poor souls. first the lemmings have their privacy taken away and now the koreans will :(

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#15 legalize82
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I feal sorry for these poor souls. first the lemmings have their privacy taken away and now the koreans will :(

SonySoldier-_-
i blame MS
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#16 silversix_
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There's nothing to see inside North Korea, its like another planet... What exactly will he be monitoring?
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#17 MrGameChef
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This is fake. I can tell.

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Fan-fiction? :?
 

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#19 Novotine
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Kim Jong-un will be producing the best gaming console in the world
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#20 Novotine
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I feal sorry for these poor souls. first the lemmings have their privacy taken away and now the koreans will :(

SonySoldier-_-
north koreans have privacy? you're an idiot. troll better
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[QUOTE="SonySoldier-_-"]

I feal sorry for these poor souls. first the lemmings have their privacy taken away and now the koreans will :(

Novotine
north koreans have privacy? you're an idiot. troll better

soon americans wont ... this gonna be fun
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#22 MW2ismygame
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North korea is best korea happiness and good health for great leader !!!

 

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Yay!It's the gaming vrsion of the onion.

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Not The Onion?
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He better start giving his people televisions, or perhaps even electricity first :D

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#26 rjdofu
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North Korea will become the biggest market for MS.
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#27 Cyberdot
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Ouch, Microsoft is really exposed here.

Surveillance device confirmed.

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#28 always_explicit
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Ouch, Microsoft is really exposed here.

Surveillance device confirmed.

Im a cow, hear me moo...mooo mooo mooo

Cyberdot

 

Your really not bright are you.

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#29 deactivated-5d7fb49ded561
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[QUOTE="Cyberdot"]

Ouch, Microsoft is really exposed here.

Surveillance device confirmed.

Im a cow, hear me moo...mooo mooo mooo

always_explicit

Your really not bright are you.


It's you're

You're welcome

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#30 Cyberdot
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[QUOTE="Cyberdot"]

Ouch, Microsoft is really exposed here.

Surveillance device confirmed.

Im a cow, hear me moo...mooo mooo mooo

always_explicit

 

Your really not bright are you.

lol.

Calling me a cow, huh? Look at my post history.

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[QUOTE="always_explicit"]

[QUOTE="Cyberdot"]

Ouch, Microsoft is really exposed here.

Surveillance device confirmed.

Im a cow, hear me moo...mooo mooo mooo

Davekeeh

Your really not bright are you.


It's you're

You're welcome

Your an idiot too
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#32 rjdofu
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[QUOTE="Davekeeh"]

[QUOTE="always_explicit"]

Your really not bright are you.

always_explicit


It's you're

You're welcome

Your an idiot too

lol
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#33 Oil_Rope_Bombs
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:lol::lol::lol::lol: I wouldn't be surprised if this was true.
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#34 clyde46
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Not The Onion?LOXO7
This is the video game version.
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#35 hippiesanta
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maybe you guys are interested to see under Kim Jong Un through kinect
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#36 Snugenz
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The topic title is about as well written as the article...

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Phaha

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#38 GamingGod999
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Adding that site to my favourites bar.

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#39 tormentos
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You know Kinect is no good when a dictator who has his country dying of hunger,wants to put one in every house to see what people do 24 7.

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#40 RR360DD
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Huh, thats another 25 million sales for the X1. PS4 has no chance

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#41 deactivated-5d7fb49ded561
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Huh, thats another 25 million sales for the X1. PS4 has no chance

RR360DD


Until Microsoft changed it's policies, now Kim Jong canceled his Xbox One Preorder and will go for a PS4 with Killzone Shadow Fall

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#42 pcgamingowns
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im sure you can cut the cable on kinect 2.0 and leave it plugged in lol trick machine into working

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#43 metal_zombie
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Is it the onion news reporting this ????
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#44 jer_1
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Damn, this is really pretty sad to hear, their people already have a damn hellish lifestyle because of these commies. 

Microsoft fvcks people over even in their sleep, like it's in their very nature or something. :lol:

Hope one day the north koreans find a way to rid themselves of their government, because being forced to play the xbone would be taking it a step too far!

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#45 Shewgenja
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North Korea will become the biggest market for MS.rjdofu
/thread LMAO!
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You know Kinect is no good when a dictator who has his country dying of hunger,wants to put one in every house to see what people do 24 7.

tormentos

That site in the OP is a joke site.:lol:

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#47 NEWMAHAY
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Feels like April 1st in here.

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#48 SonySoldier-_-
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[QUOTE="SonySoldier-_-"]

I feal sorry for these poor souls. first the lemmings have their privacy taken away and now the koreans will :(

Novotine

north koreans have privacy? you're an idiot. troll better

Obviously they have some privacy if they aren't being monitored with XB one like technology. Pretty soon the lemmings will be monitored 24/7. They wont even be able to take a dump without Microsoft watching them.

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#49 Dogswithguns
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Kim jong One want's to spy on american guy naked playing Dance Centralhippiesanta
Kim Jong One, LOL... Anyways, I almost believed this story.. .once again, LOL

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#50 AD216
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lmao every night at my house looks like a porn flick so i wonder if ms will send me back some video recordings. i would take back every bad thing i every said about them :lol: