Its Official Jerico ****

5.6 at IGN

http://ps3.ign.com/articles/830/830826p1.html

Yet another 5. something review...I cant believe some people were interested in this game, the demo was pretty bad.

it's Jericho!

fix your post :P

people will laugh cause it is the ps3 reviewGiancar

[QUOTE="Giancar"]people will laugh cause it is the ps3 reviewlt-rickhunter

I know

.XD88FDB

Why can't I stop looking at it?! :(

[QUOTE="XD88FDB"].InsaneBasura

Why can't I stop looking at it?! :(

Maybe you have sexual fantasy that scarred you for life and have since locked them in a depth dark place from which there is no return ;)

It has clive barker in its name, did you expect something good?Zenkuso

Lol? Undying says hi? But this just proves that just because some famous dude had something to do with something, doesn't mean that this something will be something good.

No, it's not official. It's averaging a 68% at Gamerankings. That rounds up to a 70%. 7/10 isn't bad at all. I'm loving the game. Stop listening to other people and try something out before you're so quick to judge.BioShockOwnz

I played the demo didnt even bother finishing it because of how bad it played, so im not surprised its at only a 68% on gamerankings.

[QUOTE="BioShockOwnz"]No, it's not official. It's averaging a 68% at Gamerankings. That rounds up to a 70%. 7/10 isn't bad at all. I'm loving the game. Stop listening to other people and try something out before you're so quick to judge.xTHExJUICEx

I played the demo didnt even bother finishing it because of how bad it played, so im not surprised its at only a 68% on gamerankings.

Yay, opinions doesn't make it official.

No, it's not official. It's averaging a 68% at Gamerankings. That rounds up to a 70%. 7/10 isn't bad at all. I'm loving the game. Stop listening to other people and try something out before you're so quick to judge.BioShockOwnz

Wow. Your such a fanboy.

I played the demo on PC and was almost immediately impressed with how all the enemies had certain weak points that took skill and precision aim to target properly. I went through the demo several times, loved every moment of it, then bought the actual game and saw nothing to change my opinion.

Honestly? It kinda feels like Duke Nukem 2. I know it's totally different, but it gives me the same type of feeling. I'm really liking it. :)

[QUOTE="BioShockOwnz"]No, it's not official. It's averaging a 68% at Gamerankings. That rounds up to a 70%. 7/10 isn't bad at all. I'm loving the game. Stop listening to other people and try something out before you're so quick to judge.Duo75

Wow. Your such a fanboy.

Have you played the actual game?

"Take the writing, for example, especially the opening narration: This overwrought tripe is so over-the-top, so ridiculously high-school-goth that it makes Max Payne's brooding melodrama read like a paragon of stylistic restraint."

OUCH!

[QUOTE="BioShockOwnz"]No, it's not official. It's averaging a 68% at Gamerankings. That rounds up to a 70%. 7/10 isn't bad at all. I'm loving the game. Stop listening to other people and try something out before you're so quick to judge.Duo75

Wow. Your such a fanboy.

"I'm also perplexed by the absurdly long (and frequent) load times, given that the game looks like complete garbage. Every level feels like it was made with an FPS construction set: boring, ugly, bland, ugly, dark, and ugly. (Did I mention ugly?) And yet, you work through the stages in ridiculously short chunks, as though the system can't handle the massive amounts of blandness. It's mysterious."

DOUBLE OUCH!

[QUOTE="BioShockOwnz"]No, it's not official. It's averaging a 68% at Gamerankings. That rounds up to a 70%. 7/10 isn't bad at all. I'm loving the game. Stop listening to other people and try something out before you're so quick to judge.Duo75

Wow. Your such a fanboy.

Wow, excellent post. Try to post something informative next time instead of flaming. Kthxbye, bud.

O man you guys have to read this review its full of funny....

http://www.1up.com/do/reviewPage?cId=3163891

"I'm also perplexed by the absurdly long (and frequent) load times, given that the game looks like complete garbage. Every level feels like it was made with an FPS construction set: boring, ugly, bland, ugly, dark, and ugly. (Did I mention ugly?) And yet, you work through the stages in ridiculously short chunks, as though the system can't handle the massive amounts of blandness. It's mysterious."

DOUBLE OUCH!

xTHExJUICEx

The load times are awful.

The rest of his opinion isn't valid though. If he thinks this looks like garbage, he needs to pop in Two Worlds.

That was about the most unprofessional and immature review ever written. He should be fired for bringing gaming journalism down to the level of a kindergarten student.

[QUOTE="xTHExJUICEx"]

"I'm also perplexed by the absurdly long (and frequent) load times, given that the game looks like complete garbage. Every level feels like it was made with an FPS construction set: boring, ugly, bland, ugly, dark, and ugly. (Did I mention ugly?) And yet, you work through the stages in ridiculously short chunks, as though the system can't handle the massive amounts of blandness. It's mysterious."

DOUBLE OUCH!

BioShockOwnz

The load times are awful.

The rest of his opinion isn't valid though. If he thinks this looks like garbage, he needs to pop in Two Worlds.

That was about the most unprofessional and immature review ever written. He should be fired for bringing gaming journalism down to the level of a kindergarten student.

I personally think the game was too hard for the reviewer, or he couldn't figure out the control schemes. Or maybe just doesn't know there is a flashlight.

[QUOTE="xTHExJUICEx"]

"I'm also perplexed by the absurdly long (and frequent) load times, given that the game looks like complete garbage. Every level feels like it was made with an FPS construction set: boring, ugly, bland, ugly, dark, and ugly. (Did I mention ugly?) And yet, you work through the stages in ridiculously short chunks, as though the system can't handle the massive amounts of blandness. It's mysterious."

DOUBLE OUCH!

BioShockOwnz

The load times are awful.

The rest of his opinion isn't valid though. If he thinks this looks like garbage, he needs to pop in Two Worlds.

That was about the most unprofessional and immature review ever written. He should be fired for bringing gaming journalism down to the level of a kindergarten student.

I concur. I could write better reviews, and I suck. With that said, I agree with him that Jericho is garbage. I base that on the 5 minutes I played the demo for.

[QUOTE="BioShockOwnz"][QUOTE="xTHExJUICEx"]

"I'm also perplexed by the absurdly long (and frequent) load times, given that the game looks like complete garbage. Every level feels like it was made with an FPS construction set: boring, ugly, bland, ugly, dark, and ugly. (Did I mention ugly?) And yet, you work through the stages in ridiculously short chunks, as though the system can't handle the massive amounts of blandness. It's mysterious."

DOUBLE OUCH!

wiwahib

The load times are awful.

The rest of his opinion isn't valid though. If he thinks this looks like garbage, he needs to pop in Two Worlds.

That was about the most unprofessional and immature review ever written. He should be fired for bringing gaming journalism down to the level of a kindergarten student.

I personally think the game was too hard for the reviewer, or he couldn't figure out the control schemes. Or maybe just doesn't know there is a flashlight.

Yeah, I don't know what the hell he was ranting and babbling about. He must be mad at the world and dark games only make him more depressed.

[QUOTE="BioShockOwnz"][QUOTE="xTHExJUICEx"]

"I'm also perplexed by the absurdly long (and frequent) load times, given that the game looks like complete garbage. Every level feels like it was made with an FPS construction set: boring, ugly, bland, ugly, dark, and ugly. (Did I mention ugly?) And yet, you work through the stages in ridiculously short chunks, as though the system can't handle the massive amounts of blandness. It's mysterious."

DOUBLE OUCH!

wiwahib

The load times are awful.

The rest of his opinion isn't valid though. If he thinks this looks like garbage, he needs to pop in Two Worlds.

That was about the most unprofessional and immature review ever written. He should be fired for bringing gaming journalism down to the level of a kindergarten student.

I personally think the game was too hard for the reviewer, or he couldn't figure out the control schemes. Or maybe just doesn't know there is a flashlight.

or maybe the game just sucks? Yea I think thats what it is.

[QUOTE="wiwahib"][QUOTE="BioShockOwnz"][QUOTE="xTHExJUICEx"]

"I'm also perplexed by the absurdly long (and frequent) load times, given that the game looks like complete garbage. Every level feels like it was made with an FPS construction set: boring, ugly, bland, ugly, dark, and ugly. (Did I mention ugly?) And yet, you work through the stages in ridiculously short chunks, as though the system can't handle the massive amounts of blandness. It's mysterious."

DOUBLE OUCH!

xTHExJUICEx

The load times are awful.

The rest of his opinion isn't valid though. If he thinks this looks like garbage, he needs to pop in Two Worlds.

That was about the most unprofessional and immature review ever written. He should be fired for bringing gaming journalism down to the level of a kindergarten student.

I personally think the game was too hard for the reviewer, or he couldn't figure out the control schemes. Or maybe just doesn't know there is a flashlight.

or maybe the game just sucks? Yea I think thats what it is.

Or maybe he thinks it sucks and a whole lot of others don't? 1UP's score is 34 below the average.

What just happened? ****ing Glitchspot.InsaneBasura

Yeah, I haven't been able to edit or delete messages for the last 4 days. :|

[QUOTE="InsaneBasura"]What just happened? ****ing Glitchspot.BioShockOwnz

Yeah, I haven't been able to edit or delete messages for the last 4 days. :|

Hey, all those tournaments that they constantly spew out take priority over their forum engine. Duh. :roll:

Did he ask what you thought about it? :| Nope, didn't so.

BioShockOwnz

If it was a private conversation and didn't want opinions why would he post it on a forum?

I was extremely hyped for this game, as I am a fan of Clive Barker's particular brand of horror. The story intrigued me and the game was looking to be great, but it fell far short of what I hoped it would. The story and the atmosphere I really dig, but as far as shooter standards go, it is one of the weakest I have played in a while.

The gameplay is just not there, the shooting mechanics are clumsy, the weapons feel very weak and it is extremely repetitive. Were it not for my wanting to see how the story plays out, I do not know if I would even finish the game. In fact, I go so bored playing it late Friday night, that I decided to go ahead and finish up Conan, which I enjoyed a hell of alot more and finished beating today.

It's not just the PS3 version that's crap. The 360 demo was unplayable because of lighting. I couldn't play it for more than 40 seconds.dracula_16

It was pretty unplayable. The controls didn't help either.

I was extremely hyped for this game, as I am a fan of Clive Barker's particular brand of horror. The story intrigued me and the game was looking to be great, but it fell far short of what I hoped it would. The story and the atmosphere I really dig, but as far as shooter standards go, it is one of the weakest I have played in a while.

The gameplay is just not there, the shooting mechanics are clumsy, the weapons feel very weak and it is extremely repetitive. Were it not for my wanting to see how the story plays out, I do not know if I would even finish the game. In fact, I go so bored playing it late Friday night, that I decided to go ahead and finish up Conan, which I enjoyed a hell of alot more and finished beating today.

ironcreed

Yumm, Conan. I think that people are going to realize that one is underrated.