What im trying to say is, a long time X-box owner myself last gen, i loved all the games on it, but...
when this gen rolled around, the ps3 was just a sad little puppy in a box with a sign that says "free" outside of it, i took one look at that puppy and i was in love, i picked him up started to pet and cuddle him and he licked my face, it was love, oh yes, it was love.
On the car ride home he stared out the window wagging his tiny tail and panting with sheer delight, excited for this new bright, beautiful world he was about to experience. When i arrived home, my kids swarmed me, delighted by the delicious prize i held in my arms, i set him down and the puppy seemed scared at first, but eventually would grow to love the children in more ways than one.
When my wife took a look she shot me the look from the 7th circle of hell, but thats ok i thought, she'll get it later in the form of the back of my hand.
I smiled to myself, what a glorious day.
As the puppy grew up he became more and more reliable, and took a liking to the kids, but me and the puppy were best friends, i would spend hours with him and taught him to even do a few tricks like how to sit, stay, bite my wifes "friends" while i was at work, and do a barrel roll.
Hes a full grown dog now, and the best dog ive ever had, hes the thing that makes me happiest in this life.
Thanks ps3, i look forward to a lengthy relationship just you and my empty scarred soul.
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