If you could stand in front of Hoffgod, what would you do?

After giving some pretty crazy answers to the other "If you could stand in front of..." threads, I got to wondering, what would you do to me?

Feel free to be as bat**** crazy as you like. 

if u look anything like your avatar i wouldnt stand in front of uUptown

I would physically remove my eyeballs with my hands and put them in your hands. I would ask you to turn the pupils facing me so I could then see what I look like with my eyes out of their sockets. Immediately after I would ask you to phone the hospital and assure me that I will make it through this.kutaragism

You must own a wii a have been subjected to its terrible graphx

[QUOTE="kutaragism"]I would physically remove my eyeballs with my hands and put them in your hands. I would ask you to turn the pupils facing me so I could then see what I look like with my eyes out of their sockets. Immediately after I would ask you to phone the hospital and assure me that I will make it through this.ironwarrior2

You must own a wii a have been subjected to its terrible graphx