I Am Jesus Christ: the Video Game

Hello, what do you guys think of this upcoming gem? It's great to have a game to cleanse us of our sins. Ever think that every time you play GTA, you are sinning? This will be a great game to play in between all of that evil.

What do you guys think of I Am Jesus Christ?

Amazing. I think I might already be converting to this version of the Jesus fairy tale. Maybe I'm even gonna go to a pointy building where they put Jesus's murder weapon everywhere and worship this fairytale like a madman.

How are the romance options?

Too easy. IGN should put up an Islamic one, with Greg Miller doing funny faces.

Passion of the Christ was better.

"A realistic simulator game"

Wish it was an Xbox exclusive

I'm just hoping they're going to do preorder bonuses, I pray. 🙏

I'm really hoping for the Holy Hand Grenade.

You're going to see I Am Jesus Christ in the next Nintendo Direct. PC and Switch timed exclusives. Don't worry though you'll get to confess everything because it will rise up to the other consoles, eventually.

You can tell how many are going straight to hell. 😎

Jesus will be the next character in Smash

Take it away ACDC:

But for me, Ronnie James Dio made me holy😉😈

GOTY and Best Ongoing Game 2021 confirmed. All other games, get down on your knees!

We need to preorder the hell (forgive me 🙏 that one slipped off the tongue) out of this game and make it exceed all expectations.

That way the message is sent across the industry that gamer's want AAA Jesus Christ video games.

What would a AAA Jesus Christ video game look like to you?

So, is this some sort prequel to this one?:

Nah, I'd rather play the devil.

Goty. Take that Cyberpunk!

Pre-ordered.😎

@jaydan:

Is the main character black?

Okay so I have an idea for AAA Jesus Christ video game: going VR.

You too will get to experience all the events that lead up to the sacrifice of Jesus. You too will reenact the motions and gestures.

Multiple perspectives will be implemented during key moments of the game, like during the Last Supper you jump around you can hear the perspectives of other characters.

Seems offensive. If it was a game about Muhammad people would be up in arms.

Does it have Raytracing!?

Makes perfect sense its on PC as Hermits have a God complex.

Got 'eeem

@jaydan: There is no such thing as a AAA Jesus Christ game. Only AAAA.

@Duckyindiana: Can't wait to see the God rays!

@Telekill: 🤐

Wwjd? I'm in!!

If this were popular enough, it'd probably be lambasted in today's society... No more questions!

I'd laugh if it weren't so horrifically accurate... I won't go further.

Bet you this kind of a game will be played by all the big streams and get huge free marketing.

the holy ghost yeah right

@i_p_daily: Well sure, we live in your head rent free. Just like Jesus does for some!

Heard they were adding new game plus on April 4th....

That's right don't argue my point, deflect from it. Thanks for the confirmation, but i already knew it lol.

A game where we can kill gods, including Muhammed would be nice.

He is not a god. 🙄😑

I wonder whether the immaculate conception part will be playable as a QuickTime event or just a cut scene?

What will be the dialogue choices when Mary tells Joseph she is pregnant?

I can’t remember did Mary actually give consent?

@Pedro: I know, but to some he is. It would certainly create some noise. But to be able to punish all types of historical and made up characters that did terrible things would be a cool idea. But some characters are apparently a no go zone.

I am not aware of any religion in which he is viewed as a god. Also, I don't see why you think disrespecting people's religion is a cool idea.

Was thinking the same thing. What a weird (and a little disturbing) thing to say.

Not a particularly religious person myself but this thread seems to be steering into very questionable territory.

Not religious either, and have 0 problem with thread as a concept. All fair game.

But I do find when people "haha Christians" it's like, the easiest, down punching target they can go for.

Which is why IGN should insult Islam.

@uninspiredcup: The only thing that can get more heated with more inappropriate dialog then politics is religion. Definitely not a place for it here in my opinion.

@Archangel3371: Not really something we typically see brought up tbh. But yea. Rather it was plopped somewhere else, general gaming or whatever.