Ahh, Vita, you miserable pile of shit. Ever since I got you, you've been so much better to me than my 3DS has. You've been a valiant replacement for my PS3 and 360 for the past few months, and for that, I applaud you. You've been with me through thick and thin, through storms chasing a white whale that was actual sales. Of course, in this case, Moby Dick was never caught because LOL at your sales.
Only the Vita can get outsold by its competitor by a 49:1 margin
So the Vita turns two on February 22nd, 2014 in North America and hopefully Sony throws some sales our way.Seeing as I have nothing better to do on my Saturday night, here's some cake and some (sad) stats
As of its first two years on the market, the Vita has released
195 games in the US.
The 3DS, when it turned two, had
140
In 2013, known by some as the "Year of the 3DS," the Vita had
31 games released with over a 75 Metacritic score
The 3DS had
24
On GameSpot, the Vita has 5 games released with a 9.0 or higher (not counting Bit.Trip Runner 2 and Rayman Legends, both reviewed with a 9 on other systems, not having a Vita score)
The 3DS has 1
In 2014, the Vita has 6 games with a 75 Metacritic score or higher, and games 8 with a 70 or higher
The 3DS has with 2 games a 75 or higher and 3 with a 70 or higher.
Out of those 2014 releases with a 70 or higher, the Vita has 5 exclusive titles. The 3DS has3
Of course, on the other hand, of games released in 2014, the Vita has 0 games with a 45 Metacritic score or lower. The 3DS has 1
Looking at what matters the most, the 3DS has sold 42 million units
The Vita has sold
Who the **** owns a Vita?
Happy birthday Vita. You've done well.
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