So, I was over at a friends house in Austin last weekend. She has an XBone and sleeps WAY longer than I do. So, I woke up and felt like playing the Master Chief Collection to pass some time. I figured with Halo 5 coming up and seeing a lot of people post how they liked H4, maybe a second play-through would give me some perspective on things and help see things peoples way on all of this.
Seemed like a good way to keep occupied until she woke up in any case. Just one little problem.. I didn't want to log in on her profile and Live account. I think it's crass to mess with people's saved data and wasn't looking forward to the barrage of messages and game invites she would be getting spammed with as well. Considering she's been a convention girl in the past and I've seen her play before, the "Brace yourself" meme is rather adroit and I really just wanted to putt around in the game.
So, you're probably wondering "What's the problem?" Well, the problem is you have two fucking choices when playing this game. I don't know if the other games do this as well, but when I got to the menu for the game the only options were to log into her profile or give my email address. GIVE MY EMAIL ADDRESS TO PLAY A GAME AS A GUEST?! What the fucking shit?? I wasn't trying to play online, just get past the start screen and hopefully play the campaign. Then, it got even better! I couldn't just back out. I kept getting a persistent popup asking me to either give my email address or log in as my friend.
The XBox just wouldn't take no for an answer. It got all ..oh, I won't use that word, but literally the only fucking thing I could do was get up and walk to the XBone and hit the eject button. What the actual shit is that about? I didn't even want to try another game at that point. It was just terribad. Who thought that gaming should be a game of giving marketable information on a guest player or GTFO? It was an awful experience and I have to say, it brought my already low opinion of the machine even lower.
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