10 reasons to buy an Xbox 360

 After reading the forums over the past few days, I've had a revelation. I realised just how great of a deal the 360 really is. So as a service to those of you who still don't believe in the power of the 360, I've listed 10 reasons to go out and buy one right now!

1 - Doubles as a space heater.

2 - Stagnant gameplay, so you don't have to worry that you're growing older.

3 - Supporting "true" american companies who don't care about you.

4 - You have more testosterone than a male pornstar but you can't make it with any women so you need to take it out in a shooting game instead.

5 - You have no independent thought and enjoy following the lead of others without hesitation.

6 - Spending $200 dollars extra on a console is a big deal, but you don't mind spending over $200 on accessories for less functionality than the more expensive console.

7 - Online is a really important factor to you because you have no friends to play againt in real life. 

8 - You are a big fan of getting screwed over by Bill Gates over and over and over and over again because your father neglected you as a child and as a result you're prone to abusive relationships. 

9 - You see your hardware breaking as a chance to replace old hardware rather than faulty engineering.

10 - You enjoy watching the franchises you grew up on turn into generic shooters. 

After reading the forums over the past few days, I've had a revelation. I realised just how great of a deal the 360 really is. So as a service to those of you who still don't believe in the power of the 360, I've listed 10 reasons to go out and buy one right now!

1 - Doubles as a space heater.

2 - Stagnant gameplay, so you don't have to worry that you're growing older.

3 - Supporting "true" american companies who don't care about you.

4 - You have more testosterone than a male pornstar but you can't make it with any women so you need to take it out in a shooting game instead.

5 - You have no independent thought and enjoy following the lead of others without hesitation.

6 - Spending $200 dollars extra on a console is a big deal, but you don't mind spending over $200 on accessories for less functionality than the more expensive console.

7 - Online is a really important factor to you because you have no friends to play againt in real life.

8 - You are a big fan of getting screwed over by Bill Gates over and over and over and over again because your father neglected you as a child and as a result you're prone to abusive relationships.

9 - You see your hardware breaking as a chance to replace old hardware rather than faulty engineering.

10 - You enjoy watching the franchises you grew up on turn into generic shooters.

kutaragism

Ahahaha!!!!111!!1!1 :roll: 

Or, I could create my own list:

1) Superior next-gen game library

2) price is less than the competition

3) XBL (unified online service)

4) comfortable, controllers w/ rumble intact

Or, I could create my own list:

 

1) Superior nex-gen game library

2) price is less than the competition

3) XBL

4) comfortable, controllers w/ rumble intact 

DrinkDuff

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Or, I could create my own list:

 

1) Superior nex-gen game library

2) price is less than the competition

3) XBL

4) comfortable, controllers w/ rumble intact 

BigB10123

 After reading the forums over the past few days, I've had a revelation. I realised just how great of a deal the PS3 really is. So as a service to those of you who still don't believe in the power of the PS3, I've listed 10 reasons to go out and buy one right now!

1 - Doubles as a space heater.

2 - Stagnant gameplay, so you don't have to worry that you're growing older.

3 - Supporting "true" Japanies companies who don't care about you.

4 - You have less testosterone than a female pornstar but you can't make it with any women so you need to take it out in a rpg game instead.

5 - You have no independent thought and enjoy following the lead of others without hesitation.

6 - Spending $200 dollars extra on a console is no big deal and you don't mind spending over $200 on accessories for a little more functionality than the less expensive console.

7 - Free online is a really important factor to you because you have no friends to play againt in real life. 

8 - You are a big fan of getting screwed over by Sony over and over and over and over again because your father neglected you as a child and as a result you're prone to abusive relationships. 

9 - You see your hardware breaking as a chance to replace old hardware rather than faulty engineering.

10 - You enjoy watching the franchises you grew up on turn into generic crap in its 13th installation. 

kutaragism

 After reading the forums over the past few days, I've had a revelation. I realised just how great of a deal the 360 really is. So as a service to those of you who still don't believe in the power of the 360, I've listed 10 reasons to go out and buy one right now!

1 - Doubles as a space heater.

2 - Stagnant gameplay, so you don't have to worry that you're growing older.

3 - Supporting "true" american companies who don't care about you.

4 - You have more testosterone than a male pornstar but you can't make it with any women so you need to take it out in a shooting game instead.

5 - You have no independent thought and enjoy following the lead of others without hesitation.

6 - Spending $200 dollars extra on a console is a big deal, but you don't mind spending over $200 on accessories for less functionality than the more expensive console.

7 - Online is a really important factor to you because you have no friends to play againt in real life. 

8 - You are a big fan of getting screwed over by Bill Gates over and over and over and over again because your father neglected you as a child and as a result you're prone to abusive relationships. 

9 - You see your hardware breaking as a chance to replace old hardware rather than faulty engineering.

10 - You enjoy watching the franchises you grew up on turn into generic shooters. 

kutaragism

That quite a good list

ownage approvedManILoveSony

ownage approvedManILoveSony

I guess since any REASONABLE arguments for the PS3 are pretty much moot now...cows have to resort to humor.

 Oh well...it's all good.  We still need to laugh.

After reading the forums over the past few days, I've had a revelation. I realised just how great of a deal the 360 really is. So as a service to those of you who still don't believe in the power of the 360, I've listed 10 reasons to go out and buy one right now!

1 - Doubles as a space heater.

2 - Stagnant gameplay, so you don't have to worry that you're growing older.

3 - Supporting "true" american companies who don't care about you.

4 - You have more testosterone than a male pornstar but you can't make it with any women so you need to take it out in a shooting game instead.

5 - You have no independent thought and enjoy following the lead of others without hesitation.

6 - Spending $200 dollars extra on a console is a big deal, but you don't mind spending over $200 on accessories for less functionality than the more expensive console.

7 - Online is a really important factor to you because you have no friends to play againt in real life.

8 - You are a big fan of getting screwed over by Bill Gates over and over and over and over again because your father neglected you as a child and as a result you're prone to abusive relationships.

9 - You see your hardware breaking as a chance to replace old hardware rather than faulty engineering.

10 - You enjoy watching the franchises you grew up on turn into generic shooters.

kutaragism

that is so true..awesome list..lol..