whats up with kojima and grabbing genitals?

I'm not sure if this has been addressed before, but the live demonstration showed snaked with his statue camo grabbing another statues genitals... There are even clear screenshots in gamespot. Of all the spots you could put your hands on, why do they choose the genitals? I thought that was just an isolated incident meant to procure humor until snake grabbed a soldier's genitals to knock him out... Thats when I thought WTF?! In a real battlefield, would you really grab someone's genitals to knock them out? I mean, it would probably hurt like hell, but I doubt it will make them see stars and unconcious. Think of all the ways you could knock someone out using non-lethal techniques, and the one they come up with is a quick squeeze to the family jewels.

Maybe there will be achievementsin the game like dog tags in mgs2, except its based on how many soldiers nuts you've touched.

his way of coming out of the closet?

j/k :lol:

applied pressure to certain spot of the meatsack can cause blackouts and cause you to faint/passout

and the whole statue thing doesnt look like he is grabbing the jewels, it actually looks like he has his knife in hand

I'm not sure if this has been addressed before, but the live demonstration showed snaked with his statue camo grabbing another statues genitals... There are even clear screenshots in gamespot. Of all the spots you could put your hands on, why do they choose the genitals? I thought that was just an isolated incident meant to procure humor until snake grabbed a soldier's genitals to knock him out... Thats when I thought WTF?! In a real battlefield, would you really grab someone's genitals to knock them out? I mean, it would probably hurt like hell, but I doubt it will make them see stars and unconcious. Think of all the ways you could knock someone out using non-lethal techniques, and the one they come up with is a quick squeeze to the family jewels.

Maybe there will be achievementsin the game like dog tags in mgs2, except its based on how many soldiers nuts you've touched.

ub3r_logic

You underestimate snakes "solid" Grip.

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applied pressure to certain spot of the meatsack can cause blackouts and cause you to faint/passout

and the whole statue thing doesnt look like he is grabbing the jewels, it actually looks like he has his knife in hand

dstryr13

So...it is more like pain olympics then???

applied pressure to certain spot of the meatsack can cause blackouts and cause you to faint/passout

and the whole statue thing doesnt look like he is grabbing the jewels, it actually looks like he has his knife in hand

dstryr13

lol. He's definitely grabbing the statue's junk.

and the whole statue thing doesnt look like he is grabbing the jewels, it actually looks like he has his knife in hand dstryr13

I dont know man. The screenshot on GS looks like the statues genitals. I remember watching the live demonstration when they had like a camera rotation and it still looks like genitals.

applied pressure to certain spot of the meatsack can cause blackouts and cause you to faint/passoutdstryr13

I guess snake is trained in anatomy then; specifically the anatomy of the meatsack? A quick blow to the head could knock someone out instead of taking your time to feel out someone's "special" spot on their nuts to cause them to black out.

[QUOTE="dstryr13"]

applied pressure to certain spot of the meatsack can cause blackouts and cause you to faint/passout

and the whole statue thing doesnt look like he is grabbing the jewels, it actually looks like he has his knife in hand

dewmandew7

lol. He's definitely grabbing the statue's junk.

Yea, he even says " Now snake isnt the only important thing being hidden" or something like that. They do it for humor.. thats all.

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[QUOTE="ub3r_logic"]

I'm not sure if this has been addressed before, but the live demonstration showed snaked with his statue camo grabbing another statues genitals... There are even clear screenshots in gamespot. Of all the spots you could put your hands on, why do they choose the genitals? I thought that was just an isolated incident meant to procure humor until snake grabbed a soldier's genitals to knock him out... Thats when I thought WTF?! In a real battlefield, would you really grab someone's genitals to knock them out? I mean, it would probably hurt like hell, but I doubt it will make them see stars and unconcious. Think of all the ways you could knock someone out using non-lethal techniques, and the one they come up with is a quick squeeze to the family jewels.

Maybe there will be achievementsin the game like dog tags in mgs2, except its based on how many soldiers nuts you've touched.

Abicus7

You underestimate snakes "solid" Grip.

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Games im playing now: Resistance: Fall of man -Ps3, Ninja Gaiden Sigma -Ps3, Xenogears -Ps1, Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?Final Fantasy 7

whahaha so cheesy yet so funny!

The whole grabbing thing was in MGS3 when that general guy grabbs Raikov many times. Then when snake gets into the raikov costume...he realizes there is a snake there and hes a fake!WongB

Actually, it sart it in MGS2... With the president confusing raiden as a woman and grabbed his genitals and realised Raiden was, in fact a man. :P

Actually, it sart it in MGS2... With the president confusing raiden as a woman and grabbed his genitals and realised Raiden was, in fact a man. :P

Thomas-Crown

Oh yeah...forgot about that...too long ago.

Why not grab the balls? And it certainly wont be the only way to knock someone out, if anyone doesn't like doing it just CQC or dart everyone.Puppa_Shogun

Because the setting is in the desert and those armor they are wearing looks warm, resulting in sweaty balls. I think the question should be: why grab the balls?

whats up with kojima and grabbing genitals?

I would be worried if Kojima made a game and it didn't have grabbing of the genitals!:shock:

whats up with kojima and grabbing genitals? alternate64

I would be worried if Kojima made a game and it didn't have grabbing of the genitals!:shock:

Yeah, the Japanese have a...different...sense of humor than us in the west. Just roll with it and laugh.

snake knok out the first pmc soldier whit a ballssmash the pmc soldier say nice hands and then he fallout that was horrible mabe in the final battle liquid ocelot vs snake whe can smash the poor grandpa ocelot balls iori666

is this even written in English?

whats up with kojima and grabbing genitals? alternate64

I would be worried if Kojima made a game and it didn't have grabbing of the genitals!:shock:

lmao. i dont ever question kojima's ways.... ever.

1. the name "solid snake"

2. touching genitals in every game of his

kojima is gay :D hahaha but so am i so i have no room to talk :P

I love the name of this technique.

Its just a joke guys, are you so sexually unsure that you cant even see it as that?

And as someone said, there are some points in the human body to which an extreme pain cause fainting, of course that for the game it was shortened since Snake wouldnt be graving the guards jewelry for minutes just to knock him.

MGS 3 had tons of this jokes, especially when you shoted them in the **** and a spurt of blood shoted followed by the guard holding it tightly, and then in the souls river you saw the same movements in them

Its just a joke, a perverted one, but in Japan they dont have so many "issues" with perverted jokes, I mean, isnt anime and mangas a good example? Big busted girls, or guys with big marked crotchs? You guys are forgeting he is from Japan too.

I'm not sure if this has been addressed before, but the live demonstration showed snaked with his statue camo grabbing another statues genitals... There are even clear screenshots in gamespot. Of all the spots you could put your hands on, why do they choose the genitals? I thought that was just an isolated incident meant to procure humor until snake grabbed a soldier's genitals to knock him out... Thats when I thought WTF?! In a real battlefield, would you really grab someone's genitals to knock them out? I mean, it would probably hurt like hell, but I doubt it will make them see stars and unconcious. Think of all the ways you could knock someone out using non-lethal techniques, and the one they come up with is a quick squeeze to the family jewels.

Maybe there will be achievementsin the game like dog tags in mgs2, except its based on how many soldiers nuts you've touched.

ub3r_logic

Dude, in a real battle field, kicking (punching and grabbing) that area you are speaking of is a must! There are martial arts moves especially designed to attack that area.

I love the name of this technique.

Hoffman-Hansen

whaha I was laughing very hard untill I read the last couple of sentences....

that sh*t is not funny :(

[QUOTE="Hoffman-Hansen"]

I love the name of this technique.

The_Tombo

whaha I was laughing very hard untill I read the last couple of sentences....

that sh*t is not funny :(

Not funny at all. I was scared with those last lines, and it made me remember of Sin City and a movie I dont remember now where a guy cut this other guys ......... Ok you get the pic.

[QUOTE="The_Tombo"][QUOTE="Hoffman-Hansen"]

I love the name of this technique.

kenshinhimura16

whaha I was laughing very hard untill I read the last couple of sentences....

that sh*t is not funny :(

Not funny at all. I was scared with those last lines, and it made me remember of Sin City and a movie I dont remember now where a guy cut this other guys ......... Ok you get the pic.

That's just disturbing. And very very funny.

I'm not sure if this has been addressed before, but the live demonstration showed snaked with his statue camo grabbing another statues genitals... There are even clear screenshots in gamespot. Of all the spots you could put your hands on, why do they choose the genitals? I thought that was just an isolated incident meant to procure humor until snake grabbed a soldier's genitals to knock him out... Thats when I thought WTF?! In a real battlefield, would you really grab someone's genitals to knock them out? I mean, it would probably hurt like hell, but I doubt it will make them see stars and unconcious. Think of all the ways you could knock someone out using non-lethal techniques, and the one they come up with is a quick squeeze to the family jewels.

Maybe there will be achievementsin the game like dog tags in mgs2, except its based on how many soldiers nuts you've touched.

ub3r_logic

Remember Volgin and Raikov? Rofl....

[QUOTE="Hoffman-Hansen"]

I love the name of this technique.

The_Tombo

whaha I was laughing very hard untill I read the last couple of sentences....

that sh*t is not funny :(

Have you every seen Pain Olympics? A guy cuts off his genitals on camera. It is sick.

[QUOTE="The_Tombo"][QUOTE="Hoffman-Hansen"]

I love the name of this technique.

WongB

whaha I was laughing very hard untill I read the last couple of sentences....

that sh*t is not funny :(

Have you every seen Pain Olympics? A guy cuts off his genitals on camera. It is sick.

No I have not.. And I should not...but I am ... I must watch it... I am sick :(

[QUOTE="WongB"][QUOTE="The_Tombo"][QUOTE="Hoffman-Hansen"]

I love the name of this technique.

The_Tombo

whaha I was laughing very hard untill I read the last couple of sentences....

that sh*t is not funny :(

Have you every seen Pain Olympics? A guy cuts off his genitals on camera. It is sick.

No I have not.. And I should not...but I am ... I must watch it... I am sick :(

[QUOTE="The_Tombo"][QUOTE="WongB"][QUOTE="The_Tombo"][QUOTE="Hoffman-Hansen"]

***Removed pic, unnecessary to show it 50 times.***

I love the name of this technique.

jrlc1

whaha I was laughing very hard untill I read the last couple of sentences....

that sh*t is not funny :(

Have you every seen Pain Olympics? A guy cuts off his genitals on camera. It is sick.

No I have not.. And I should not...but I am ... I must watch it... I am sick :(

[QUOTE="Hoffman-Hansen"]

I love the name of this technique.

The_Tombo

whaha I was laughing very hard untill I read the last couple of sentences....

that sh*t is not funny :(

hey is that a Ashida Kim book?

maybe he is secure enough about his manhood to use it as humor? some people here should follow his examplelonghorn7

we all know only two things come out of texas. maybe you KOJI know something i dont know? it's ok, its 2007.

[QUOTE="longhorn7"]maybe he is secure enough about his manhood to use it as humor? some people here should follow his examplewhyamisogood716

we all know only two things come out of texas. maybe you KOJI know something i dont know? it's ok, its 2007.

herozs

[QUOTE="Hoffman-Hansen"]

I love the name of this technique.

The_Tombo

whaha I was laughing very hard untill I read the last couple of sentences....

that sh*t is not funny :(

hey is that a Ashida Kim book?

[QUOTE="The_Tombo"][QUOTE="WongB"][QUOTE="The_Tombo"][QUOTE="Hoffman-Hansen"]

I love the name of this technique.

jrlc1

whaha I was laughing very hard untill I read the last couple of sentences....

that sh*t is not funny :(

Have you every seen Pain Olympics? A guy cuts off his genitals on camera. It is sick.

No I have not.. And I should not...but I am ... I must watch it... I am sick :(

oh my god i laughed so damn hard when i saw this.