If your ps3 could talk what would you tell it :)

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#1 P08C
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A place for you to tell your ps3 anything you want!

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#2 BoD_GOA_French
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PS3, Why do you have to be so damn sexy?
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#3 GreenGoblin2099
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Shouldn't it be "if you PS3 could hear..."??

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#4 elmatty101
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PS3, Why do you have to be so damn sexy? BoD_GOA_French


lol ^^^^^^^

love you bbz shall we go in the dark room (if it's working)

or

will U JUST F'N work (if its bien S***

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#5 HerktheSnake
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GO BUY ME SOME MORE GAMES U LAZY BUMB!!!
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#6 paul52181
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Shouldn't it be "if you PS3 could hear..."??

GreenGoblin2099

I second that......duh

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#7 P08C
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FINE!!!!!! if your ps3 could talk what would you tell it AND what would it say back!
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#8 paul52181
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FINE!!!!!! if your ps3 could talk what would you tell it AND what would it say back! P08C

Ok, well you've already established that our PS3's could talk, but you still didn't say that our PS3's can hear, therefore it can't reply if it can't hear! Lol, JK with you, sorry to bust your chops :P

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#9 P08C
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lol, i hate life
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#10 carljohnson3456
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Probably, uh, "You're awesome" and "If you ever start to feel really hot, let me know and I'll turn you off" hehe

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#11 paul52181
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lol, i hate lifeP08C

Oh man, don't hate life. Life is great!

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#12 SSJBen
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I'll tell it to print me my $400 back.
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#13 paul52181
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I'll tell it to print me my $400 back.SSJBen

Hey, get out of here ya troll!

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#14 GreenGoblin2099
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[QUOTE="P08C"]FINE!!!!!! if your ps3 could talk what would you tell it AND what would it say back! paul52181

Ok, well you've already established that our PS3's could talk, but you still didn't say that our PS3's can hear, therefore it can't reply if it can't hear! Lol, JK with you, sorry to bust your chops :P

Damn!! I had to attend something and now you beat me to it... :evil:

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#15 paul52181
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[QUOTE="paul52181"]

[QUOTE="P08C"]FINE!!!!!! if your ps3 could talk what would you tell it AND what would it say back! GreenGoblin2099

Ok, well you've already established that our PS3's could talk, but you still didn't say that our PS3's can hear, therefore it can't reply if it can't hear! Lol, JK with you, sorry to bust your chops :P

Damn!! I had to attend something and now you beat me to it... :evil:

Sorry dude! Why is that you and I are always in these topics??! I'm just gonna avoid them from now on...haha

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#16 patriots7672
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PS3 why did you have to give the 360 a year's headstart so a lot of people bought that crappy console not wanting to wait for the real deal?
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#17 patriots7672
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Shouldn't it be "if you PS3 could hear..."??

GreenGoblin2099

Name 1 thing that can talk without hearing. You have to hear to learn to talk, correct?

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#18 GreenGoblin2099
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[QUOTE="GreenGoblin2099"]

Shouldn't it be "if you PS3 could hear..."??

patriots7672

Name 1 thing that can talk without hearing. You have to hear to learn to talk, correct?

There's deaf people who can talk, you know??

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#19 thekodaman
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I's have to say..... "why do you have to be more powerful than my PC?"
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#20 donnygorgas
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It would be all like "WTF?"

And then I would be like "STFU"

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#21 seeddrmmr
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"Don't worry....I'll plug you in again when FF13 comes out."
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#22 GARRYTH
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SON IT IS TIME TO SHUT THE GAME OFF IT IS DAD'S TURN (SAVES THE GAME AND SHUTS OFF. LOL it would be funny to see my son smack the ps 3 for doing it but at least it would make my gaming time easier.
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#23 nike_SB
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sorry for all those accidental kicks, bro. i love you.
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#24 Liams
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It would say to me "Hey buddy one day, me and you will take over the world"

and I will agree by nodding in silence HA HA HA HA HA HA HA:twisted:

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#25 cochisewarrior
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all i know is that if my PS3 could talk, it would say "SHUT THE F*CK UP YOU PIECE OF SH!T!!! IM TRYING THE HARDEST I CAN!!!!!!" yea i know im mean to it, but i love it all the same
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#26 digi198816
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Stop freezing or i will return you to the shelf.
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"I'm only part-time. But I know when Metal Gear Solid 4 comes out, I'll be full-time."
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#28 hazelnutman
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I would recite some love poems and Shakespeare to my PS3, then presume to kiss it
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#29 guesswho101
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ummm...my bologna has a first name?...
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#30 Billionare-Boy
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I would ask bout its reproductive organs because I don't understand why it gives birth do so many effing models... You have the 80 gb high achiever of the family, the athletic 60 gb model, the ordinary 40 gb model, then u gotthe 20 gb retard I heard my ps3 is pregnant with a 120 gb model that likes to masturbate with a dual shock controller but only time will tell....

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#31 -HalleR-
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uh.. PS3, you get turned on to easily... :P
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#32 filiwian
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To fix itself so I actually play ps3 again.
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#33 Vyse_Legends
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It would tell me:You don't touch me like when you first got me.:cry:
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#34 sonic0491
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well if it could talk... that could mean it must have a mouth somewhere... in which id get it to blow me :P

THEN id tell it, its damn sexy lol

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#35 KamuiFei
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"Please tell her to stop screaming while you two do it..."

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#36 MyzeDivine
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PS3, Why do you have to be so damn sexy? BoD_GOA_French

PS3: (in voice of Jessica Rabbit) I can't help it, I was built that way.

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#37 Strife037
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to lose sum damn weight.

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#38 RMANPOWER
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PS3 would say

"Stop leaving me on at nights, I'm tired of folding"

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#39 N-REAL
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My PS3 would say:

"Push harder (sixaxis) baby and make me rumble!!!!!!":lol:

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#40 Iced_Acid
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Probably, uh, "You're awesome" and "If you ever start to feel really hot, let me know and I'll turn you off" hehe

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hahahahaha

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#41 MGSFan27285
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i'd tell it to turn its head and cough...then say "just as i suspected...You let a stranger grab your circuits"(testies joke....hahaha...im not clever :( )
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#42 lilrush
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I would tell it to make me a sandwich.
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#43 0843262608
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Feed me Seymour Feed me all night long
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#44 hockeyfreak
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dont ever die/ break down on me or pay me back my 900 !!
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#45 aaron5829
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If it does talk, i'll run and hide like a coward. :D
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#46 Ryuku
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i love you !! .. don't tell my girl though ..
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#47 SPD_WeBmAsTaH
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I'd say that I love you and that I want you to have my babies? No, I'd say that keep being the sexiest system out there.
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#48 Noob_pwner3
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mine would say stop and let me have a turn and plz dust me every so often o and also dont ever put turok in me
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#49 insomnia37
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I would have to apologize to my ps3 for making love to it for extended periods of time.8)
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#50 im_mr_brown
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[QUOTE="GreenGoblin2099"]

Shouldn't it be "if you PS3 could hear..."??

patriots7672

Name 1 thing that can talk without hearing. You have to hear to learn to talk, correct?

umm helen keller. I WIN!!!