Big boss jokes

lets make the perfect counter for captain price and chuck norris jokes!

BIG BOSS JOKES!!!!

big boss is soo cool, he can use the iron sights in his gun with his patched eye!

He crushes diamonds with his tight buttox.

He crushes diamonds with his tight buttox.

LightR

They say Big Boss's tears cure cancer. Too bad he never cries.........ever.

They say Big Boss's tears cure cancer. Too bad he never cries.........ever.

amsfm6

[QUOTE="amsfm6"]

They say Big Boss's tears cure cancer. Too bad he never cries.........ever.

lightleggy

Yeah I know, I know :P . But I'm waiting for someone to make an MGS-based version of the Chuck Norris joke that's actually funny, because I don't think it can be done. Big Boss isactually a badass so the joke doesn't really work. I'll acknowledge if someone proves me wrong though.

[QUOTE="lightleggy"][QUOTE="amsfm6"]

They say Big Boss's tears cure cancer. Too bad he never cries.........ever.

amsfm6

Yeah I know, I know :P . But I'm waiting for someone to make an MGS-based version of the Chuck Norris joke that's actually funny, because I don't think it can be done. Big Boss isactually a badass so the joke doesn't really work. I'll acknowledge if someone proves me wrong though.

Why did the Boss cross the road? So he can get his Big ass movin!

If you have 5 dollars and Chuck Norris has 5 dollars, Chuck Norris has more.aznpickle

Outer Heaven was so epic, even god couldn't join!

Big Boss>God

How about if I make a CSI: Miami joke?

How about if I make a CSI: Miami joke?

hazelnutman

Outer Heaven was so epic, even the mighty Horatio Caine couldn't join!

Big Boss>Horatio Caine