You've been sentenced to death and are allowed to pick how you'll be executed. How do you go?

Hmm... probably buried under a ton of donuts.

While I'm sure many of you will be tempted, do -not- post the relevant clip from Monty Python's "The Meaning of Life" as it would violate board policies regarding nudity.

-Byshop

Can I request a trial by combat?

Death by Snu Snu XD

get eaten by a bus

Put me on some spaceship and blast me out to space. I'll go on a one-way trip to Mars, try to make a living, and ultimately kill myself with a poison pill or something when I undoubtedly fail and face starvation, suffocation, or any other number of potential deaths. At least I can do some good before I am "executed".

Or just strap me to a rocket Tommy Lee Jones style a la Space Cowboys

If I’m being serious I would take an injection. If somehow I had a chance to break free them I would go out fighting anyday. For laughs I’d be buried in a pool of lasagna and try to eat my way out for survival lol.

(((curiosity rising)))

*watches clip*

HAHAHAHAHA

I'll just take death by snu snu.

Dropped from a cargo plane drugged up on laughing gas.

Death by jamaharon...

I want to be shot out of a cannon.

Wow, that one really sounds like fun.

50 megaton hydrogen bomb. ;)

Shoving a bee hive up my butthole.

Being banish on a lonely Island seems more fitting.

Die in my sleep by taking a pill.

Easy, guillotine. I can’t believe it’s still not in use, it’s so quick! Instead we have these elaborate multistep injections, gas, electric fucking chair?! I mean, a punishment SHOULD suck but if I had a choice... guillotine, hands down.

Why you always walk all over my dreams? :-(

Seen beheading videos where people are still looking around after their head is lopped off.

I'll take oxygen displacement, thanks.

Hmmm.

Painless poison that will put me to sleep first.

Probably a shotgun blast the the dome, maybe an opiate overdose.

whichever way makes it the biggest pain in the ass for my executioner to have to clean up.

**** that guy

Melted in a vat of acid and the detonated with a stick of TNT. There you go.

maybe infected with some kind of virus first too so that all the particles left are super-contagious.

swallow some plutonium too for good measure?

I'll one up this by say request by battle royal. Lets go!?!?!

Dropped into a black hole dressed as Santa-Cluas.

This is what I was thinking, with the condition that I'd have to be at ground zero. Getting executed by dying from burns and/or radiation exposure would SUCK.

But yeah, if I get to be standing right next to the bomb when it goes off, this is how I'd like to be executed. For starters, it'd be completely painless (for me). It'd be instant death, absolutely no chance for my brain to process pain. And secondly, this would be BADASS. How badass would it be for someone to set off a 50 megaton hydrogen bomb for the sole purpose of killing you? Because you know they're not doing that for every jackass who gets the death penalty.

Single bullet through the centre of my head, it's quick painless.

death by snu snu ... on Mars

Like Guld Goa Bowman from Macross Plus. Floating alone and far away in a fighter jet through space, until i hit something of course.

Far away from this shitstorm.

@360ru13r: Oh hell no! Battle Royale? Just put me out of my misery now. ? Lol.

Actually, you'd be surprised. Unless you do it just right (which can be pretty hard), gunshot wounds to the head are FAR from a guarantee of a quick and painless death.

And considering that people botch this all the time when committing suicide (a case in which they've clearly got a vested interest in doing it right the first time), I'm not entirely sure that I'd trust an executioner with that job given the choice. I mean, if he botches it and I end up suffering, that's not really HIS problem.

Death by snu snu.

Chocolate overdose