Your favorite Simpsons moment?

The episode where Bart discovers a comet that is heading for Earth.

To this day I still laugh out loud when Homer is kicking Flanders out of the bomb shelter and saying sorry to his kids :lol:

"My damn wiener kids are listening."

Saxamaphone

Dental Plan

Early episode. They all go out camping, in a crappy vehicle because homer couldn't afford the one with satellite and the big screen TV. So Homer and Bart get lost, and Homer sets up a trap. Snags a bunny, slings it off into the horizon and you hear the THUD. The forest animals including a rabbit then decide to maul Homer. Also the episode where they think he is bigfoot and the part with the bees.

''Here are two free passes to Itchy and Scratchy Land"

"But there are 5 of us"

"Here are two free passes!"

"That's better."

They Have The Plant But We Have The Power

This is the episode where Lisa needed braces and Homer lead a union strike against the Power plant to win back their dental plan.

There's a scene where Lisa Simpson sings a song around a bonfire while the union members hold hands against a tyrannical Mr. Burns in pure Grinch fashion. While this scene wasn't particularly funny, I thought it was a very powerful and thought-provoking moment that always kind of resonated with my soul. This was Simpsons writing in it's prime.

Nibbles - really the whole episode is a c1assic.

PRAY. FOR. MOJO.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UP8VlpAtbo4

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhX0-Q6Yv5U

"My son returns from a fancy east coast college and I'm horrified to find he's a nerd".BigBoss255

"Haha! I'm laughing already!"
"It is not a comedy."
"...Oh."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcSUWP0QNeY those seasons were amazinglloveLamp

lol that's one of my favs

also these

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nEAgr9AlxAI

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJZOpT3LNxA

bart simpson does an april fools prank to homer, nuclear pop explosion

And these...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pD-LB9z6nxg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=II3Wt22rDE0

Simpsons Sugar

My all time favorite Simpsons scene: The time when Homer and Mr. Burns are trapped in the mountain cabin and start to hallucinate. I still laugh so freaking hard when I watch that scene.

It's downright tragic to see new episodes and try to compare them to the old seasons. Feels like it's not even the same show. :(

The end of the credits. As I am flipping through the channels and I see the credits for the Simpsons it signals that something actually worth watching might be coming up.

Homer has a dream about building an amusement park out of soiled mattresses.

Millhouse (after crawling out of mattress fort):It smells funny in here.

Homer:No it doesn't.

Don't know why, but that slays me.

Also, if anyone can provide me the episode name where Homer says "It's the seasons!" I'll be eternally greatful. I know it's not much to go on, sorry.

*Ding Dong*

Who is it?

Goons...

Goons?

Hired goons...

Hired goons!??

Lisa and a famous saxophonist are in a hospital, and Bart jumps in the room with two eyes on his ass cheeks asking, "Did somebody call Dr. Cheeks?" I remember giggling for hours about that. Seajack

Homer has a dream about building an amusement park out of soiled mattresses.

Millhouse (after crawling out of mattress fort):It smells funny in here.

Homer:No it doesn't.

Don't know why, but that slays me.

Also, if anyone can provide me the episode name where Homer says "It's the seasons!" I'll be eternally greatful. I know it's not much to go on, sorry.

Large_Soda

Could be "The Great Money Caper", here are a couple of lines;

Bart:  But wouldn't that make us con artists?  Homer: Well, yeah, but ... God conned *me* out of 6,500 bucks in car repairs.  Bart:  So ... in a way, we'd just be balancing out the universe.  Homer: There you go!  We'd be stealing from people we know!  It's just like       the seasons!  Bart:  Sounds good.  Want to eat my fat?  Homer: I think you know the answer to that.

I love the episode where Homer is trying to crash Moe's car. He is driving it down a cliff,jumps out, and rolls...rolls right back into the car and the door closes..That is hilarious to me..

Bart: "Dad you killed the Zombie Flanders!"

Homer: "He was a Zombie?"

[QUOTE="Large_Soda"]

Homer has a dream about building an amusement park out of soiled mattresses.

Millhouse (after crawling out of mattress fort):It smells funny in here.

Homer:No it doesn't.

Don't know why, but that slays me.

Also, if anyone can provide me the episode name where Homer says "It's the seasons!" I'll be eternally greatful. I know it's not much to go on, sorry.

chaoscougar1

Could be "The Great Money Caper", here are a couple of lines;

Bart:  But wouldn't that make us con artists?  Homer: Well, yeah, but ... God conned *me* out of 6,500 bucks in car repairs.  Bart:  So ... in a way, we'd just be balancing out the universe.  Homer: There you go!  We'd be stealing from people we know!  It's just like       the seasons!  Bart:  Sounds good.  Want to eat my fat?  Homer: I think you know the answer to that.

Wow, I think that may be it! Now to find a video clip. Thanks!

I love in one of the early treehouse of horror episodes with the monkey hand, and some asks homer where the mysterious shop is and he goes 'it was right over ... there..?' and then he continues 'oh wait no there it is'. subtle things like that make me laugh the most fyi

Mr. Burns: "Yes, by cutting off cable TV, and the beer supply, I'll be able to ensure an honest winter's work out of those low-lifes..." Smithers: "Sir, did you ever stop to think that maybe it was doing this that caused the previous caretakers to go insane and murder their families?" Mr. Burns: "Mmm, perhaps. Tell you what, we come back and everyone's slaughtered, I owe you a Coke." TheFallenDemon

another in this episode,

Homer: "no beer and no tv make homer go something something"

Marge: "go crazy?"

Homer: "DONT MIND IF I DOOOO"

[QUOTE="TheFallenDemon"]Mr. Burns: "Yes, by cutting off cable TV, and the beer supply, I'll be able to ensure an honest winter's work out of those low-lifes..." Smithers: "Sir, did you ever stop to think that maybe it was doing this that caused the previous caretakers to go insane and murder their families?" Mr. Burns: "Mmm, perhaps. Tell you what, we come back and everyone's slaughtered, I owe you a Coke." lachlanclan

another in this episode,

Homer: "no beer and no tv make homer go something something"

Marge: "go crazy?"

Homer: "DONT MIND IF I DOOOO"

Homer: Heres Johnny!

*empty room*

Homer: DOH !

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Homer: David Letterman!

Abe: Hi David ,I'm Grandpa!

Homer: DOH!

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Homer: I'm Mike Wallace, I'm Marty Schaffer, and I'm Ed Bradley all this and Andy Rooney tonight on sixty minutes!

"Seymour! Are you looking at naked ladies?"
"No, mother."
"You sissy."
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Carl : Hey, don't yell at Homer. Just 'cause he's a little slow...
[Homer gasps] Brain: Something was said...not good. What was it? "Don't yell at Homer!" No, that's OK. What was it? ...Slow! They called you slow!
Homer: [stands up, yells] How dare you call me that! I -- huh?
[Lenny walks into empty kitchen wearing night cap] Lenny: [opens fridge] Hey, Homer, you still here? Boy, you are slow.
Brain: Something said...not good.
Lenny: Get the hell out of here!

"That's it! Back to Winnipeg!".

This is one of my favorite episodes (condensed to a few minutes).

The X-Files episode is funny too - great scenes:

Homer Lie Detector

I also love Moe scenes in general

Shake harder, boy!

[QUOTE="BigBoss255"] "My son returns from a fancy east coast college and I'm horrified to find he's a nerd".broken_bass_bin

"Haha! I'm laughing already!"
"It is not a comedy."
"...Oh."

Also no love for the "Christmas Hob Goblins"?.

I like where Hank Scorpio goes, "I didnt even give you my coat!", and in the next scene he has it on backwards.Allicrombie

loved this ep.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnPGDWD_oLE

and of course..

my eyes! the goggles do nothing!

Steamed hams, also, Bee bit my bottem, now my bottom big.

nuff said

PRAY. FOR. MOJO.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UP8VlpAtbo4

broken_bass_bin

These two are some of my favorite moments

"Thats a paddelin!" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFgR0m-9FmM&feature=related

"What the hell was that?" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jR7m-4Vc3MU

Jasper: Why bother voting? He's guilty.
Flanders: Well, we might as well make it official.
Homer: What does "sequestered" mean?
Principal Skinner: If the jury is deadlocked, they're put up in a hotel together so they can't communicate with the outside world.
Homer: What does "deadlocked" mean?
Principal Skinner: It's when the jury can't agree on a verdict.
Homer: Uh huh. And "if"?
Principal Skinner: A conjunction meaning "in the event that" or "on condition that".
Homer: So if we don't all vote the same way, we'll be deadlocked and have to be sequestered in the Springfield Palace Hotel...
Patty: That's not going to happen, Homer.
Jasper: Let's vote. My liver is failing.
Homer: Where we'll get a free room, free food, free swimming pool, free HBO… ooh! Free Willy!
Principal Skinner: Justice is not a frivolous thing, Simpson. It has little if anything to do with a disobedient whale. Now let's vote!
Homer: Uh, how are the rest of you voting?
Everyone: Guilty.
Homer: OK, fine. How many S's in "innocent"?
Everyone: Aw.
Homer: I'm only doing what I think is right. I believe Freddy Quimby should walk out of here a free hotel.

Spruce Moose
Mr. Snrub
My Name is Mr. Burns
Dentures

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