Your favorite apocalypse food!

I mean food that will of survived a nuclear Fallout or some kind of ridiculous environmental disaster such as, massive world shattering earth quake or trees deciding they don't give a shit anymore.

Mine would be Pickled EGGS!

I can eat a whole jar and I become the most unattractive thing in the world. I have to brush my teeth before going bed, because otherwise, brushing in the morning it will still overpower my freshness within an hour. If it wasn't for Pickled eggs I would of said Pot Noodle, Chicken and Mushroom flavor.

I like to have mine with the minimum amount of water while still softening all the noodles. It requires some patience, but it's a good thing that comes to those who wait. I frown upon those inpatient noodle eaters who slurp it like soup. Pot Noodle isn't Ramen, you not had Pot Noodle until you indulged in it's E numbers, artificial flavored badness by letting it marinate for 15 minutes.

manwich, made from the meat of those who haven't been radiated.

Does Hunting Animals counts? If so, I'll do what our Ancestors did a Millennium ago, Hunt wild animals to survive.

the flesh of my vanquished foes. I will eat their heart to gain their power, then feed my harem of erotically-mutated assassin-women the leftovers to keep them happy and loyal.

So sayeth Overlord Bojangles!

@VaguelyTagged: apocalyptic death may not necessarily be nuke in origin, there's also chemical and biological.

Scotch or cognac.

shit and piss

Probably Pork 'N Beans.

I'm sure many will resort to cannibalism.

I'd probably do the same if I was starving.

If everything was contaminated, I'd eat beef jerky.

I would have some MRE packs and cans of Spam.

Soylent Green

Honey.

Provided the jars are still sealed.

Popcorn. Someone needs to spectate on the world destroying itself.

While listening to Beethoven´s 6th symphony ?

The peanuts from my shit.

That or any surviving animal like dogs and cats. I'll cook em and eat em. While I eat, I'll make slurping noises and belch and fart like a caveman. ;)

I will lick a rock.

I'd live off canned food and mirelurk meat. I'd try to keep cannibalism to a minimum. If I ever wanted corn, I'd just fish it out of my shit, because we all know that kernels of corn always manage to make their way into your poop whether you've eaten it or not.

Probably make an attempt to become the Ramen Queen of the Wasteland. Not so much for the noodles, but for the flavor packets.

Twinkies.