you get 10 seconds of speaking time to everyone in your country;what do you say?

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#51 Austindro
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1) Your pride is amazingly stupid

2) Sometimes it's your fault and not someone else's

3) Stop treating political parties as if they're soccer teams.

These are the not-elaborate-enough statements that I'd probably make in those 10 seconds.

Teenaged

Okay this has been bothering me, what is up with your sig? Do I even what to know what it is from?

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#52 starfox15
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Religion is a lie. Open your eyes.

Also: give me your money.

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#53 wii60_3
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"hockey is not a sport."Allicrombie
I would say Allicrombie is a MO- D
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#54 wii60_3
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Religion is a lie. Open your eyes.

Also: give me your money.

starfox15
dont speak for all religions PLEASE
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#55 Avian005
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You're mothers and I are all very disappointed in you.

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#56 Meinhard1
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"Don't overgeneralize, don't just assume, take it easy sometimes and, also, everyone should watch Star Trek!" /America Fix'd

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#57 soulless4now
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"Grow a pair."

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#58 Optical_Order
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I just came.

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#59 Rhazakna
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"God is watching you masturbate God is disappointed." I'd scare the sh*t out of at least 20 million people at any given time.
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#60 Meinhard1
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I just came.

Optical_Order
Could this be related to soulless4nows' post?
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#62 Optical_Order
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[QUOTE="Optical_Order"]

I just came.

Meinhard1

Could this be related to soulless4nows' post?

That's what I would assume.

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#63 almasdeathchild
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germany....keep makeing awesome music and booze.....europe in general keep being awesome

america stop being retarded and policeing the world,and then question why every one hates you......

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Hot girls call me asap.
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#65 Barbariser
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Your politicians are lying cronyist f*cks and you should stop letting them get away with it.

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#66 m25105
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"Grunden til at i alle for kræft er at i spiser forgiftet mad, i slår jer selv ihjel hvis i ikke gør noget ved det!".

"The reason why you're all getting cancer is cause you're eating poisoned food, you're all going to kill yourself if you don't do anything about it".

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#67 nedim100
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if you got ten seconds of speaking time to all people living in your country at once through telepathy, what would you say? I would say, "you are now breathing voluntarily." :]ZumaJones07

"Screw ya all" and laugh maniacally for the remaining time

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#68 Teenaged
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[QUOTE="Teenaged"]

1) Your pride is amazingly stupid

2) Sometimes it's your fault and not someone else's

3) Stop treating political parties as if they're soccer teams.

These are the not-elaborate-enough statements that I'd probably make in those 10 seconds.

Austindro

Okay this has been bothering me, what is up with your sig? Do I even what to know what it is from?

It's from an unofficial (fan-made you could say) video clip of Mariah Carey's "Side Effects".

Search for "Sagat Effects" on youtube if you want to see it.

[spoiler] [/spoiler]

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#70 Justforvisit
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I'd probably say this just for he lulz:

We are Anonymous.
We are Legion.
We do not forgive.
We do not forget.
Expect us.

Or talking about my country, in german:

Wir sind Anonymous.
Wir sind Legion.
Wir vergeben nicht.
Wir vergessen nicht.
Erwartet uns."

10 Seconds would be enough for both :)

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"I know you can hear me. Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow...."
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"you know all these problems you have? GET OVER IT"

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Hello, This is God, You have 6.87 days to live, Goodbye!

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Bring me Jessica Alba!! and cake!

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#78 Sandulf29
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Start singing national anthem irrespective of whether people understand it or not
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I have no country. Citoyen sans frontieres.

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#80 yellosnolvr
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'thanks for listening'
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We could make a f*cking suitcase out of you. Like a crocodile, fat crocodile, fat bastard
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#84 Inconsistancy
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Ohh, via telepathy you say... I have options, I can say:

"There is no God" which leaves them with the question, "THEN WTF DID I JUST HEAR"

or

"I am your God, send all your tithes in the form of a check to ::insert location::"

Would be nice to be filthy rich and never have to try, I'm sure enough people would fall for it!