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#1 FUBAR24
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Yo Mama is so old she lifted her breast and a pilgram fell out
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#2 Solid_Link22
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yo mama is so fat that she should go on a diet
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#3 BobbyTurkalino
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Your mother is so fat, it affects her self-esteem.
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#4 legolasxbow
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Yo mama is so fat, that shes fat
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#5 69ANT69
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Yo mama's like a bus, guys climb on and off her all day long

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#6 master_tensa
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yo momma is like chinese food sweet, sour, and cheap
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#7 NecroKvltMuffin
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Yo momma is so smart she understands quantum physics

Wait what?

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#8 XenoNinja
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Yo mama is so fat, whenever she wears a yellow dress people yell Taxi.
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#9 csimonma
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Yo mama is so fat that when a bus ran into her she asked, "hey who threw a twinkie?"
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#10 Solid_Link22
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Yo mama is so stupid that she set a goal to improve her IQ
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#11 NYiVtec
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yo mama is so fat that when God said let there be light he told her to move her fat@$$ over
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#12 Solid_Link22
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yo mama is so fat that people make yo mama jokes about her
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#13 EnigManic
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Yo mama's so fat, she carries a pager that goes off whenever she backs up.

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#14 Solid_Link22
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yo mama is so fat that you are embarrased by her yet you love her so
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#15 dhruv989
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Yo mama is so fat, she orbits around the sun.

Yo mama is so fat, she doesn't know what her bush looks like.

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#16 EnigManic
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Yo mama's so old, when Moses parted the Red Sea she was on the other side fishing.

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#17 stedtfeld
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Yo mama jokes are so lame
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#18 SpinoRaptor
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Yo mamma is so fat, she broke a branch on the family tree.
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#19 barcx17
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your mama's so fat, her blood type is Ragu
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#20 psychosurfer10
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yo mama's so fat because she doesn't exercise
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#21 Tauruslink
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yo mamas so dumb, she sold her car for gas money.
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#22 Kikouken
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Yo mama's so bald, everytime she takes a shower she gets brainwashed.
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#23 Kikouken
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yo mama's so fat because she doesn't exercisepsychosurfer10

i dont know why, but this one made me lol.

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#24 darkfox101
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yo mamas so dumb, she sold her car for gas money.Tauruslink
ROFL
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#25 EnigManic
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Yo mama's so poor, she once put a Big Mac on lay-away.

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#26 ShadowofTulkas
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Yo Mama's head is so small, she had her ears pierced and she died!!!
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#27 ShadowofTulkas
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Yo Mama's so fat, when she sits around the house....she sits AROUND the house!!!
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#28 trentman7
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Your mumma's so fat she was baptised at Sea World.
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#29 KingofRiva
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Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to the cinema she sits next to everybody!
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#30 KingofRiva
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Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to the cinema she sits next to everybody!
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#31 Dion2k7
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Yo momo's so short you could see her feet on her drivers license.
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#32 ONLYDOD
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Yo Mama so poor that when someone knocks on the door she gots to shout RING RING.

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#33 iJeff32
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Yo mama is so fat she sat on a quarter and squeezed a booger out of George Washington's nose. - I can't remember what that is from, but it is my favorite.
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#34 thedarkotun
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Yo momma's so dumb when she saw under 17 not admitted sign she went home and got 16 friends.

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#35 KHfanboy2
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Yo mama's so fat, she jumped and got stuck.
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#36 Jack-o-Thompson
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Your momma's so fat...

WE'RE LIVING INSIDE OF HER!!!

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#37 KHfanboy2
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Your momma's so fat...

WE'RE LIVING INSIDE OF HER!!!

Jack-o-Thompson
Oh snap!
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#38 DJ_Novakain
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Yo mama is exceptionally sexually promiscuous...
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#39 Kikouken
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Yo momo's so short you could see her feet on her drivers license.Dion2k7

rofl, I like this one :lol:

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#40 KG86
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Yo mama's a well adjusted, healthy woman.
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#41 Jack-o-Thompson
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Yo mama's a well adjusted, healthy woman.KG86

Nobody talks to my mother that way! :evil:

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#42 Slicshade5
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Yo mama is soo fat, when she jumped on a rainbow skittles fell out!:shock:
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#43 -Shooter-
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Yo mama so skinny, you can see her farts coming
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#44 Androvinus
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yo mama so ugly that when she walks down the street people yell "yo, you UGLY ! "
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#45 kelinn
Member since 2004 • 1081 Posts

Yo mama is so fat, she orbits around the sun.

Yo mama is so fat, she doesn't know what her bush looks like.

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Yo mama is so fat, the sun orbits around her.
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#46 -AK47-
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Yo mama so fat..... ya she so fat:|
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#47 wizard90
Member since 2007 • 1464 Posts

yo mamas so fat people make fat jokes about her..

oh wait

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#48 Slicshade5
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Yo mama's so big she need an asteroid belt to keep her pants up !
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#49 robobie
Member since 2007 • 2172 Posts

Yo mama so old her birth certificate expired...

Yo mama so old she owes jesus money

Yo mama so old she served food at da last supper

Yo mama so old she farts dust

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#50 Masterbeat2
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Yo mama so fat whenever she swims with the whales they sing "We Are Family..."8)