Worst things you have been told on a first date

So I received an email and the link in it took me to this page asking Congress to "Stop Obama" which contained a sponsored link to this article about the worst things people have been told on a first date.

Here are the top few on the list, for the rest you can see the link. My thoughts are after the quotation marks

1. "The color of your eyes look like diarrhea" - Who says such a thing? That's gross and could come off as being either mean as hell or a crappy (hehe) attempt at humor.

2. "I'm a Neo-Nazi." - That person deserves credit for being up front with that. Its good to let the other person know that early on. I wonder if the other person on the date was Jewish or a minority, that would'v been funny.

3. "Too bad that you're fat. You would have been pretty." -Mean, mean, mean, mean, mean! Not cool. The picture below this quote is mad funny though.

4. "Um I forgot my wallet. I hope you brought yours!" - It could happen. Or it could be an excuse. That is embarrassing though.

5. "Running late for another date, I'll just pay on my way out." - At least the person's upfront and is paying (or maybe it's a joke or its a line from The Bachelor). If that person had not mentioned the other date that would be bad; betrayal must not be countenanced.

6. ""I used to be a man." - Once again, at least the person's upfront with that. That's only fair. Same goes for quotes 7 and 8.

9. "You have a fat tongue." - Sounds like something a person would say when nervous.

10. "Wanna watch a video of my ex giving birth? It's great to see her in pain!" - either that's a bad joke, or somebody's a wee bit vindictive. My advice to the other person, make like Forest Gump and run!

Any of you heard any bad things like that ... or even perhaps have you said such things?

This isn't necessarily what someone said to me, but the worst first date over all. I've told this story a couple times. I like to retell it because sometimes I still don't believe it actually happened to me.

I was a sophomore at university at the time, and this guy was in one of my math classes. Statistics, I think. Anyway, he was good looking, tall, on the soccer team (I think?) and in good shape. He was also one of the most boring people I've ever met. He sounds like a stereotypical jock which again, makes this story seem so strange because I honestly thought people like him only existed in bad cheerleading movies. He asked me to eat with him a few times, and I'm bad at saying no and being direct so I always came up with excuses (Most of these were true, I often was too busy or was headed to another class.) One time though, he caught me on campus after a class and my next one was canceled. He asked if I wanted to take an hour to go eat at one of the places on campus and I actually had the time to do it so I said sure. For the most part, the date went exactly as I thought it would go. He was boring, saying pretty regular things and had mainstream answers to everything like how he enjoyed hanging out with friends and seeing movies. We talked about the soccer team a bit and not very much about me. About 20 minutes into it is when it finally gets interesting, but in the worst way.
A girl comes into the place, and everyone notices this because the doors are super heavy and she swung them very wide and loudly banging them. She stomped over to us and you could see she was crying, and immediately starts screaming at the guy I'm with and calling me a whore/slut etc etc. Turns out the guy had a girlfriend. So now I'm here getting cussed out because this guy is a tool and I wanted to crawl in a hole and die. This only occurs for a few seconds (felt like a lot longer) before the guy stands up and slaps her across the face. Just slaps her. Didn't say a word.
That was when I ran. Just left right there. I didn't see how it ended.

At least it was a lot less boring than I thought it was going to be.

I find this thread painfully depressing.

"You're a nice guy". Basically a polite way of saying she'd never sleep with me.

There are some potentially extraordinary connotations in that sentence. Think about it.

@Storm_Marine: Now I want to ask you to make a drawing of each one XD I can already imagine the first one with a mini-turd in each eyeball XD

@korvus

I think diarrhea eyes surpass my technical skills.

@Storm_Marine: Nonsense. Your talent knows no bounds...just make runny eyes XD (You know I'm just having fun, right? You're obviously not obligated to make a drawing every time I ask)

"Ghosts come to talk to me a couple a nights a week. Don't be frightened by them". The worse part is I dated him for 3 months after that. I had to cut him loose. Just too loopy. Buy he was hot though.

Another one is " I have a wife." he said some stuff after this but i had stopped listening soon as he said "i have a wife". When i told him off he gave me this puzzled look like why was i tripping.lol

"No condom, no sex"

bitch was just comparing me to some guy she was talking to at the same time as me (but was in another state) and she just kept bring him up in everything.

How the **** are we chilling and doing this and that and getting intimate for a bit now and you just thinking about another guy through the whole thing?

I've never been on a date.

"I'm a Mormon".-he said. #byefelicia

'You have pretty blue eyes'.

Really? I know I have pretty blue eyes. You have to try harder than that.

"I'm saving myself until marriage"

Worst one ever. Didn't talk to her again.

The worst thing I've experienced is when they start talking about their previous relationships. I don't EVER want to hear about that stuff, it's such a turn-off imo.

"hey baby, wanna adobe my photoshop?"

Not something I have been told, but a question. "Are you gay?". Yeah really good way to make a first imprssion -.-

Second worst have to be those dates where they keep talking about thier ex-boyfriends, they are clearly not over them and should not be dating.

Apart from that? all good here.

On a first date probably...."Do you see us having a future together?"......this was after we had been together for approx half an hour. Too much too soon.

Second one was probably when I asked out the cute girl that sold flowers at the market, she was lovely but dull and obsessed with a Japanese board game called go. Of which she was one of the most accomplished players in the world. Younger me was not interested in Japanese board games or girls that preferred to play them at the weekend instead of drinking heavily. Such a lovely girl though.

Never been on that sort of date really, I've always just got to know someone first through friends or whatever. By the time you go on a date any of the nonsense and awkwardness is not really going to happen.

lol weirdest was one girl told me she was abducted by aliens. As for worst one girl told me she was worried because she was taking a shower and found a condom inside her from the night before. There were other ones but these are the worst ones that come to mind.

This sums it up.

@always_explicit: Go is quite a fun game though. Sadly I can never find anyone to play with and online play doesn't interest me =)

"I have a kid."

@bforrester420: It could have been worse...it could have been "You have a kid" followed by "remember that night in college when everybody was pissed drunk? Think it was April..."

That seems pretty unlikely on a first date though

@bforrester420: My point was that it wouldn't have been the first time you've been together, only the first you were sober enough to remember.

@sheikhspeare: Ok, so what was the worst thing being said when you were spying on 2 people having a date?

"Hey, Do you think people would react if I stabbed you in the eye with the fork?"
It was a very tense and awkward dinner after that.

@sheikhspeare: I'll have to trust your word on it.

Having a chick tell you she is actually a tranny.Myself,I would have been pretty much turned off.....For life.lol.

Got told after a fairly pricy excursion, via text "OH NO I thought we were just going to dinner as friends!"

We'd met twice and she was drinking my dollars from the top shelf all night...

Another one was some mega-edgy bird who went on about how she felt that she "understood the Communist plight", and turned up wearing a Che Guevara t-shirt.

So you missed out on dating Aerith.... What a shame. :(

@Treflis:

OMG, I would totally freak out if I got a question like that. Shove some money to the waiter for what I've ordered and just get out of there as fast as possible and if I couldn't find the entrance I would take the emergency exit without hesitation.

LOL

Considered it but I figured I'd not make any sudden movements in case it would provoke an attack.

ofc. no translate. It was really funny lol.

"Untie me or else I'll call the cops!"

I think it's something along the lines of: brother-in-law sister from kiss of do is there?

Knowing what language it is would probably be helpful, but I guess Hindi and Punjabi are somewhat similar?

And behold! I've translated your earlier post into perfect Engrish.

"Girl, even before utter the words of these blasphemy, but not be able to translate it, so go my recognition as long, something must have happened really terrible thing." -Sheikspeare,

tears of joy I hope?

which one? the first or second?