Women are evil.

Why are they evil?

Simple.

They cause earthquakes.

"Many women who do not dress modestly ... lead young men astray, corrupt their chastity and spread adultery in society, which (consequently) increases earthquakes."

"What can we do to avoid being buried under the rubble? There is no other solution but to take refuge in religion and to adapt our lives to Islam's moral codes."

Damn women, I knew they were trouble all along! :x

I should have listened to my momma.

I saw "Iranian Cleric" in the title and closed the link.

Ah, the Middle East is certainly catching up with the West in terms of modernization.

... *looks at her user name... blinks*.... Hmm... Well, I probably am a bit evil. However... I dont really think I have the super powers to create earthquakes. ... wait... well.. the ones behind closed doors are an exception.. right?xhellcatx

All men already know this, women are only good for two things.....walkingdream

I love it when my girl make my bed quake. Alright giggity giggity.

Ok I will let myself out.

Muslims finally found out what we knew all along8)

[QUOTE="xhellcatx"]... *looks at her user name... blinks*.... Hmm... Well, I probably am a bit evil. However... I dont really think I have the super powers to create earthquakes. ... wait... well.. the ones behind closed doors are an exception.. right?Stevo_the_gamer

yeah we are evil:twisted:. but like they say misery likes company:P so i guess you guys are stuck with us:twisted:

[QUOTE="walkingdream"]All men already know this, women are only good for two things.....xhellcatx

Despite the thread being more of a politica/ religious debate, I will leave on this note.

Women, you can't live with them, at the same time you can't live without them

[QUOTE="xhellcatx"][QUOTE="walkingdream"]All men already know this, women are only good for two things.....walkingdream

"Many women who do not dress modestly ... lead young men astray, corrupt their chastity and spread adultery in society, which (consequently) increases earthquakes"

That's one bloody hilarious non-sequitur. :lol:

Oh, Iran.

[QUOTE="walkingdream"]All men already know this, women are only good for two things.....xhellcatx

[QUOTE="xhellcatx"][QUOTE="walkingdream"]All men already know this, women are only good for two things.....CleanNJerk

Did they cause that bloody volcano in Iceland to erupt too?Artekus

They...They cause Earthquakes? What the

Did they cause that bloody volcano in Iceland to erupt too?Artekus

Well women can have bloody volcanoes.

[QUOTE="Artekus"]Did they cause that bloody volcano in Iceland to erupt too?kidsmelly

Well women can have bloody volcanoes.

[QUOTE="CleanNJerk"]

[QUOTE="xhellcatx"] I hope you mean spending all your money on, and worshiping.. for your sake. :pxhellcatx

Women, you can't live with them, at the same time you can't live without them

CleanNJerk

Now, that's just not true.

[QUOTE="CleanNJerk"]

Women, you can't live with them, at the same time you can't live without them

Theokhoth

Now, that's just not true.

Ha how is it not true?

Assuming you're a straight male, with all your parts intact, and no mental or physical disadvantage to prevent "needs", how is it not true?

... *looks at her user name... blinks*.... Hmm... Well, I probably am a bit evil. However... I dont really think I have the super powers to create earthquakes. ... wait... well.. the ones behind closed doors are an exception.. right?xhellcatx

right lol ;)

[QUOTE="xhellcatx"][QUOTE="CleanNJerk"]I think he meant, losing your virginity to and making sandwiches. :P

walkingdream

*evil smirk, accompanied by the sound of "Paa, paa, paa!" and your grimacing face* Did I forget to mention, I have excellent aim? *cute innocent smile, quick turn, and bounces off* :p Have fun losin your virginity for at least the next 72 hrs.... I hear you may be able to coax 'him' out with some ice. :p Really tho, I do hope your joking, cause im pretty sick of hearing all of this crap all the time. Its starting to get on the offensive side.

[QUOTE="Theokhoth"]

[QUOTE="CleanNJerk"]

Women, you can't live with them, at the same time you can't live without them

CleanNJerk

Now, that's just not true.

Ha how is it not true?

Assuming you're a straight male, with all your parts intact, and no mental or physical disadvantage to prevent "needs", how is it not true?

i want a girlfriend as much as the other guys in here want a girl in there lifes.

stupid thing is once we get with a girl and been together for over a year your like man... shes drives me crazy sometimes that iw ant to bite her head off.

but once then after a while u think abotu how u dont want to lose her.

lol man nature sure loves to torture us

[QUOTE="walkingdream"][QUOTE="xhellcatx"] *grabs paintball gun and aims it at a certain spot* ..... I sure hope not.. *sweet smile*xhellcatx

*evil smirk, accompanied by the sound of "Paa, paa, paa!" and your grimacing face* Did I forget to mention, I have excellent aim? *cute innocent smile, quick turn, and bounces off* :p Have fun losin your virginity for at least the next 72 hrs.... I hear you may be able to coax 'him' out with some ice. :p Really tho, I do hope your joking, cause im pretty sick of hearing all of this crap all the time. Its starting to get on the offensive side.

[QUOTE="CleanNJerk"]

[QUOTE="Theokhoth"]

Now, that's just not true.

acsam12304

Ha how is it not true?

Assuming you're a straight male, with all your parts intact, and no mental or physical disadvantage to prevent "needs", how is it not true?

i want a girlfriend as much as the other guys in here want a girl in there lifes.

stupid thing is once we get with a girl and been together for over a year your like man... shes drives me crazy sometimes that iw ant to bite her head off.

but once then after a while u think abotu how u dont want to lose her.

lol man nature sure loves to torture us

So we can agree that we need them haha.

[QUOTE="xhellcatx"]

[QUOTE="walkingdream"] Yeah that's pretty much it:PCleanNJerk

*evil smirk, accompanied by the sound of "Paa, paa, paa!" and your grimacing face* Did I forget to mention, I have excellent aim? *cute innocent smile, quick turn, and bounces off* :p Have fun losin your virginity for at least the next 72 hrs.... I hear you may be able to coax 'him' out with some ice. :p Really tho, I do hope your joking, cause im pretty sick of hearing all of this crap all the time. Its starting to get on the offensive side.

So we can agree that we need them haha.CleanNJerk

[QUOTE="Theokhoth"]

[QUOTE="CleanNJerk"]

Women, you can't live with them, at the same time you can't live without them

CleanNJerk

Now, that's just not true.

Ha how is it not true?

Assuming you're a straight male, with all your parts intact, and no mental or physical disadvantage to prevent "needs", how is it not true?

Only one of those three assumptions are true. :x

[QUOTE="CleanNJerk"]

[QUOTE="xhellcatx"]

*evil smirk, accompanied by the sound of "Paa, paa, paa!" and your grimacing face* Did I forget to mention, I have excellent aim? *cute innocent smile, quick turn, and bounces off* :p Have fun losin your virginity for at least the next 72 hrs.... I hear you may be able to coax 'him' out with some ice. :p Really tho, I do hope your joking, cause im pretty sick of hearing all of this crap all the time. Its starting to get on the offensive side.

xhellcatx

According to the bible, womanz brought sin to humanity!!!! :P

According to the bible, womanz brought sin to humanity!!!! :P

coolbeans90

[QUOTE="CleanNJerk"]

[QUOTE="Theokhoth"]

Now, that's just not true.

Theokhoth

Ha how is it not true?

Assuming you're a straight male, with all your parts intact, and no mental or physical disadvantage to prevent "needs", how is it not true?

Only one of those three assumptions are true. :x

hmm.. you have all your parts intact. You are not male, and you are either or Mentally/physically below exceptional?

[QUOTE="CleanNJerk"]

[QUOTE="xhellcatx"]

*evil smirk, accompanied by the sound of "Paa, paa, paa!" and your grimacing face* Did I forget to mention, I have excellent aim? *cute innocent smile, quick turn, and bounces off* :p Have fun losin your virginity for at least the next 72 hrs.... I hear you may be able to coax 'him' out with some ice. :p Really tho, I do hope your joking, cause im pretty sick of hearing all of this crap all the time. Its starting to get on the offensive side.

xhellcatx

[QUOTE="xhellcatx"][QUOTE="CleanNJerk"]No we are dead serious:x

CleanNJerk

[QUOTE="Theokhoth"]

[QUOTE="CleanNJerk"]

Ha how is it not true?

Assuming you're a straight male, with all your parts intact, and no mental or physical disadvantage to prevent "needs", how is it not true?

CleanNJerk

Only one of those three assumptions are true. :x

hmm.. you have all your parts intact. You are not male, and you are either or Mentally/physically below exceptional?

Gay, parts intact, and bat**** insane. :D

[QUOTE="Theokhoth"]

[QUOTE="CleanNJerk"]No we are dead serious:x

CleanNJerk

*Grabs her P90 and throws on some lipstick* s^$@% is gonna fly *puts bandanna on and takes the safety off* bring it. (and yus its loaded)

[QUOTE="CleanNJerk"]

Women, you can't live with them, at the same time you can't live without them

Theokhoth

Now, that's just not true.

Well, Theo, to be honest you can live without anyone, or anything for that matters

Except for Gamespot

*Grabs her P90 and throws on some lipstick* s^$@% is gonna fly *puts bandanna on and takes the safety off* bring it. (and yus its loaded)xhellcatx

[QUOTE="CleanNJerk"]

[QUOTE="xhellcatx"] *burns your cookies* :p *folds arms cross her chest and runs off crying, locking herself in her room, saying shes not gonna cook no mores* :cry:xhellcatx

*played to many video games to fall for that, placed a Hannah Montana statue in front of fridge attached to string to open door, runs like there's no tomorrow laughing his ass off.Goes grocery shopping and eats at the mall.*

[QUOTE="Theokhoth"]

[QUOTE="CleanNJerk"]

Women, you can't live with them, at the same time you can't live without them

Adrianstalker

Now, that's just not true.

Well, Theo, to be honest you can live without anyone, or anything for that matters

Except for Gamespot

*Sigh*

At least I'm not lonely. Pathetic, but not lonely. :D

Why Islamic morals? So you can beat your woman? Abiding by the ten commandments would do the world alot of good I think. Though shalt not kill wouldgo a long way in the gang banger society. Don't you think.