Woman stabs husband with scissors because she'sunhappy with his "performanc

You should know what I mean by performance.........

A US woman has been accused of stabbing her husband with scissors because she was unhappy with his performance in bed.

Michelle Thomas, 26, was arrested on Tuesday after police were called around 1am to the couple's house in the east Texas town of Hudson, Lufkin Daily News reports.

The man told police Ms Thomas became angry with him after a sex session left her unsatisfied.

He said Ms Thomas grabbed a pair of scissors and began slashing him, according to court papers.

The court affidavit states police found the man with superficial cuts to his chest, thumb and knee.

Ms Thomas alleges her partner was drunk, threw her onto the bed and began choking her.

But police found no injuries on Ms Thomas, according to the affidavit.

The man said he only touched Ms Thomas during the sexual encounter.

Ms Thomas was charged with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon, although the man told officers he didn't want to press charges, according to Lufkin Daily News.

Ms Thomas faces up to 20 years in jail.

I guess she wanted to be the one to stick it in.

Thats what happens when you don't make your bed
He deserved it for being so messy.

LOL...should of called Deuce Bigalow Male Gigolo

This disaster could have been avoided entirely if she slept with me.iSmokeyBear

Ah, What a sick world.

I guess he got the point.....LJS9502_basic

You could say he's got his work cut out for him next time

Or does my sentence not make total sense?

Wow I would have left her.

Sounds about right to me. Got to keep the women satisfied. *Goes back to rubbing my woman's feet*GrandJury

Why doesn't he want to press charges? Not exactly the sharpest scissor in the drawer if you ask me.

Why doesn't he want to press charges? Not exactly the sharpest scissor in the drawer if you ask me.

entropyecho

] Would you really want to, knowing full well that if you dissatisfy her she will try to kill you? Really though, shes pretty pathetic. Ive had partners there were not so satisfying in the satisfying department and...well i never stabbed them :| Its frustrating, sure, but yanno, thats what they make B.O.B.'s for. xhellcatx

[QUOTE="xhellcatx"]] Would you really want to, knowing full well that if you dissatisfy her she will try to kill you? Really though, shes pretty pathetic. Ive had partners there were not so satisfying in the satisfying department and...well i never stabbed them :| Its frustrating, sure, but yanno, thats what they make B.O.B.'s for. Vandalvideo

**** be crazy

Sometimes it just seems unfair that guys seem to always be able to get satisfaction... xhellcatx

[QUOTE="xhellcatx"]Sometimes it just seems unfair that guys seem to always be able to get satisfaction... entropyecho

[QUOTE="entropyecho"]

[QUOTE="xhellcatx"]Sometimes it just seems unfair that guys seem to always be able to get satisfaction... xhellcatx

[QUOTE="xhellcatx"][QUOTE="entropyecho"]Sex is a race, and I always win.

clyde46

^_^ well im learning a bit more about guys then. which is a good thing. I guess i just thought that .. well ... the act... for guys was a sure thing for them every time. I have never encountered this, but for future reference its great to know.

[QUOTE="clyde46"][QUOTE="xhellcatx"] lol well yay for you. And I just want to clarify my comment was not meant to be sexist in any way, its just an observation of my own. I mean... can a guy fake it? O_o is it hard for a guy to erm.. achieve victory? xhellcatx

^_^ well im learning a bit more about guys then. which is a good thing. I guess i just thought that .. well ... the act... for guys was a sure thing for them every time. I have never encountered this, but for future reference its great to know.

I never understood what evolutionary advantage there was to not having a woman "win the race" as fast as men. On the male's side, you can argue the faster he is done, the faster the next generation could begin - even though the act of copulation relative to the timescale of gestation is negligible. Any ideas?

Huh boy. For some reason I'm not surprised.

One more observation:

Why do these things always seem to happen in states like Alabama and Kansas an Nebraska and stuff?

Sounds fake. Is there a link to this story?

I guess she wanted to be the one to stick it in.

Barbariser

You should know what I mean by performance.........

A US woman has been accused of stabbing her husband with scissors because she was unhappy with his performance in bed.

Michelle Thomas, 26, was arrested on Tuesday after police were called around 1am to the couple's house in the east Texas town of Hudson, Lufkin Daily News reports.

The man told police Ms Thomas became angry with him after a sex session left her unsatisfied.

He said Ms Thomas grabbed a pair of scissors and began slashing him, according to court papers.

The court affidavit states police found the man with superficial cuts to his chest, thumb and knee.

Ms Thomas alleges her partner was drunk, threw her onto the bed and began choking her.

But police found no injuries on Ms Thomas, according to the affidavit.

The man said he only touched Ms Thomas during the sexual encounter.

Ms Thomas was charged with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon, although the man told officers he didn't want to press charges, according to Lufkin Daily News.

Ms Thomas faces up to 20 years in jail.

ParonoiaAgent

maybe shell find a pimp in jail

[QUOTE="iSmokeyBear"]This disaster could have been avoided entirely if she slept with me.xhellcatx

She didn't want to beat around the bush so she cut to the chase.

[QUOTE="xhellcatx"][QUOTE="iSmokeyBear"]This disaster could have been avoided entirely if she slept with me.matthayter700

You guys might want to be a bit careful.....I've known people to get modded in these kind of threads....LJS9502_basic