Why Electing Obama Will Destroy America

I have found definitive proof that the United States of America will crumble should Barack Obama be elected as president.

God hates Obama.

It is a FACT that Illinoisans have the fewest answered prayers in the country.

This proves that God hates Illinois. But why? Simple: Barack Obama.

Obama is the senator of Illinois. Coincidence? I think NOT!

Therefore, if God hates Illinois because of Obama, He will then hate America because of Obama.

Therefore, Barack Obama should not be president, because making him president will make God destroy America.

Don't deny it; the logic is flawless.

[spoiler] NOTE: This topic is completely serial and should be taken that way, down to the word. Interpreting this message as a joke will bring down divine wrath upon all the infidels. You have been warned. [/spoiler]

lovely.

god already hates ---- and is killing american soldiers because of his disatisfaction with america. we might as well bring on the full blown wrath.

God hates Obama :o

Religion and Politics...it's official, this topic has The Snore Factor.

Religion and Politics...it's official, this topic has The Snore Factor.

Aaryk

But there won't be any politics left once God destroys America because we elected Obama.:|

lovely.

god already hates ---- and is killing american soldiers because of his disatisfaction with america. we might as well bring on the full blown wrath.

comp_atkins

yeah, its god killing them, nice work buddy

[QUOTE="Aaryk"]

Religion and Politics...it's official, this topic has The Snore Factor.

Dracargen

But there won't be any politics left once God destroys America because we elected Obama.:|

"We" won't elect anyone since I'm not voting. There is no "we" without "me." ;)

Well, we all saw what happened to my home state of Florida for voting for Bush... :PRyeferd

You forgot Hurricanes Jeanne and Wilma. Even the combined power of those storms didn't stop the voters!

lovely.

god already hates ---- and is killing american soldiers because of his disatisfaction with america. we might as well bring on the full blown wrath.

comp_atkins

Bring it.

But if God does not exist, doesn't this flaw your logic?

omg you got pwned lulz noob :P

But if God does not exist, doesn't this flaw your logic?

omg you got pwned lulz noob :P

kayn83

what if he does...

boom I just pwned u noob!! omgomgomgomgomgomg

Well you guys, he does have a pretty good point there:

Nice theory..too bad it makes no sense at all.stedtfeld

Probably because it's a joke.

God hates Obama.Dracargen

I believe electing Osama as prez will really put America at risk for terrorist attacks. However, what you just gave us the "information" about God and IL being the least answered prayers in the country is plain dumb.heyfunboy

Actually, the one about Illinois having the fewest answered prayers is real. Click the link. Oh, and the topic was made mainly for that.>_>

[quote="Dracargen"]God hates Obama.Welkabonz

Me? Fred Phelps? Then what am I doing here? God sure as hell hates GameSpot.:P

[QUOTE="Welkabonz"][quote="Dracargen"]God hates Obama.Dracargen

Me? Fred Phelps? Then what am I doing here? God sure as hell hates GameSpot.:P

I have found definitive proof that the United States of America will crumble should Barack Obama be elected as president.

God hates Obama.

It is a FACT that Illinoisans have the fewest answered prayers in the country.

This proves that God hates Illinois. But why? Simple: Barack Obama.

Obama is the senator of Illinois. Coincidence? I think NOT!

Therefore, if God hates Illinois because of Obama, He will then hate America because of Obama.

Therefore, Barack Obama should not be president, because making him president will make God destroy America.

Don't deny it; the logic is flawless.

Dracargen

lame

Oh no.

We got to convince Obama to drop out!

I lol'ed

this is by far the most pointless thread. i dont get why so many of these people like youIxDRAILxI

It's because I'm such a huggable teddy bear.

[QUOTE="IxDRAILxI"]this is by far the most pointless thread. i dont get why so many of these people like youDracargen

It's because I'm such a huggable teddy bear.

It's true. He is highly huggable.

I have found definitive proof that the United States of America will crumble should Barack Obama be elected as president.

God hates Obama.

This proves that God hates Illinois. But why? Simple: Barack Obama.

Obama is the senator of Illinois. Coincidence? I think NOT!

Therefore, if God hates Illinois because of Obama, He will then hate America because of Obama.

Therefore, Barack Obama should not be president, because making him president will make God destroy America.

Don't deny it; the logic is flawless.

Dracargen

But Allah loves him so we should be OK.