Which company has the dumbest slogan?

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#1 hadoken
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Which company do you think has the dumbest slogan? im either going for toyota "make things better" or KFC because theirs just keeps getting worse and worse. a couple years ago it was "theres more in the bucket" which was DUMB then it was "so good" and now its "today tastes so good" LMAO. they need help

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#2 imaps3fanboy
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"Head on, apply directly to the forehead"
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#3 HolaMiAmor
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Lol I agree on KFC. Popeyes too. It was Louisiana Fast and they changed it to something dumb, I don't even remember.
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#4 Blue-Sky
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Fox News, Fair and Balance!

Really? The network that continually scores false on Politifact surveys.

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#5 Vaultl101egend
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KFC- Finger lickin good

Head on- apply directly to the forehead.

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#6 imaps3fanboy
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Fox News, Fair and Balance!

Really? The network that continually scores false on Politifact surveys.

Blue-Sky
What's the point of the surveys anyways? To show other people watching that others are in agreement with them? People need to reason for themselves instead of basing their opinions/beliefs with what the rest of the country thinks..
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Fox News, Fair and Balance!

Really? The network that continually scores false on Politifact surveys.

Blue-Sky

Gee I hope this doe/sn't start a political de- You know what, Never mind, continue :)

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#8 Blue-Sky
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[QUOTE="Blue-Sky"]

Fox News, Fair and Balance!

Really? The network that continually scores false on Politifact surveys.

imaps3fanboy

What's the point of the surveys anyways? To show other people watching that others are in agreement with them? People need to reason for themselves instead of basing their opinions/beliefs with what the rest of the country thinks..

It's a fact checking site. Maybe survey was the wrong choice of word, but I meant they research political statements in great detail and verify if they're true or false.

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#9 Blue-Sky
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[QUOTE="Blue-Sky"]

Fox News, Fair and Balance!

Really? The network that continually scores false on Politifact surveys.

Vaultl101egend

Gee I hope this doe/sn't start a political de- You know what, Never mind, continue :)

Well if it helps, our liberal alternative, MSNBC, has an even dumber slogan: "Lean Forward"

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#10 imaps3fanboy
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[QUOTE="imaps3fanboy"][QUOTE="Blue-Sky"]

Fox News, Fair and Balance!

Really? The network that continually scores false on Politifact surveys.

Blue-Sky

What's the point of the surveys anyways? To show other people watching that others are in agreement with them? People need to reason for themselves instead of basing their opinions/beliefs with what the rest of the country thinks..

It's a fact checking site. Maybe survey was the wrong choice of word, but I meant they research political statements in great detail and verify if they're true or false.

Yeah, but I've seen them use surveys in the act of trying to sway views opinions.. it's ridiculous
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#11 KiIIyou
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EA Games

I don't wanna say it ;p

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#12 Vaultl101egend
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[QUOTE="Vaultl101egend"]

[QUOTE="Blue-Sky"]

Fox News, Fair and Balance!

Really? The network that continually scores false on Politifact surveys.

Blue-Sky

Gee I hope this doe/sn't start a political de- You know what, Never mind, continue :)

Well if it helps, our liberal alternative, MSNBC, has an even dumber slogan: "Lean Forward"

Wait, doesn't Fox have the slogan Move forward or something?

And CNN Has, whoah, all teh forwards, they're pushing me back.

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#13 LieutenantFeist
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GameSpot: "Gaming - Better than sex"

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#14 VaguelyTagged
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LG,Life's Good..makes me angry everytime i read it,probably because they suck in fact.

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#15 X-The-Doctor-X
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Can I say that I hate the Nike slogan- "Just do it" - Do what Nike? What do you want me to do?

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#16 wiifan001
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Wal-Mart: "Save money, live better."
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Fair and Bala-

Fox News, Fair and Balance!

Really? The network that continually scores false on Politifact surveys.

Blue-Sky

Oh.

Um. Lean Forward is pf stupi-

MSNBC, has an even dumber slogan: "Lean Forward"Blue-Sky

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#18 imetamonster
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Fox News, Fair and Balance!

Really? The network that continually scores false on Politifact surveys.

Blue-Sky

Came on to say the same thing.

Its justdoesnt fitbecause of how Unfair and Unbalanced they are

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#19 Darthkaiser
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Keep Walking....Johny Walker...it's kind of redundant
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#20 Nibroc420
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"Head on, apply directly to the forehead"imaps3fanboy
This :? I swear, they say it at least 5 times every commercial. I think it's to prevent idiots from eating it though.
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#21 DmadFearmonger
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Well, there're a lot that start to copy each others generic slogans.
For example:
"Nobody does it better than (X)"

"Yes, It's (X)"

"That's right, we're (X) the best"

And so on

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[QUOTE="imaps3fanboy"]"Head on, apply directly to the forehead"Nibroc420
This :? I swear, they say it at least 5 times every commercial. I think it's to prevent idiots from eating it though.

It gets stuck in your head and gives you a headache, forcing you to use what is essentially just a tube of wax.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HeadOn

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homeopathy

edit: notice how on every commercial, it never says that it treats headaches.

Otherwise they'd have to test it in clinical trials.

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#23 spacesheikh
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makes no sense.

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#24 imetamonster
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EA SPORTS BIG!

or EA SPORTS! get in da game!

I actually love those... though...

If i hadnt of had such great memories with SSX3 i think i wouldnt like them today

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#26 deactivated-590595a6292ce
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http://urlybits.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Sofa-King-Prices.jpg

nuff' said.

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#27 lonewolf604
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http://urlybits.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Sofa-King-Prices.jpg

nuff' said.

Conno08

actually thats pretty clever

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#28 Overlord93
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Wtf is with the 'so good' KFC advert, its so ***ing stupid, who genuinely buys KFC then takes it home and has it like a proper meal? The PS3 slogans make me want to punch myself as well.
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Fushigi the magic gravity ball.

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#30 dercoo
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"Head on, apply directly to the forehead"imaps3fanboy

This thread

You want to know how not to make me buy a product

Make a ******** annoying commercial

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#31 dercoo
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[QUOTE="Conno08"]

http://urlybits.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Sofa-King-Prices.jpg

nuff' said.

lonewolf604

actually thats pretty clever

:lol::lol::lol:

:lol::lol:

Best ad campaign ever

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[QUOTE="lonewolf604"]

[QUOTE="Conno08"]

http://urlybits.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Sofa-King-Prices.jpg

nuff' said.

dercoo

actually thats pretty clever

:lol::lol::lol:

:lol::lol:

Best ad campaign ever

I concur.

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#33 Asim90
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"Jump In"

Sounds like an advert for a child's swimming event.

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#34 deactivated-5e7f221e304c9
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"Jump In"

Sounds like an advert for a child's swimming event.

Asim90

"Wet 'n Wild"

Sounds like an advert for a child's swimming event, and softcore porn! \o/

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#35 deactivated-5e7f221e304c9
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[QUOTE="Asim90"]

"Jump In"

Sounds like an advert for a child's swimming event.

jaydough

"Wet 'n Wild"

Sounds like an advert for a child's swimming event, and softcore porn! \o/

NOTE TO SELF: Do not combine the two.

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"Olive Garden, when you're here, you're family" Gimme yo s*** for free then. >_>
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#37 CoolSkAGuy
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Didn't sony use play beyond? I thought that was pretty bad.
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[QUOTE="dercoo"]

[QUOTE="lonewolf604"]

actually thats pretty clever

gamerguru100

:lol::lol::lol:

:lol::lol:

Best ad campaign ever

I concur.

Looks like I know where I'm getting my new sofa
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#39 Grodus5
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Fox News: Fair and Balanced

Best company slogan? The Microsoft Starcraft team: Macro Hard, and Microsoft.

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[QUOTE="YoshiYogurt"][QUOTE="gamerguru100"]

[QUOTE="dercoo"]

:lol::lol::lol:

:lol::lol:

Best ad campaign ever

I concur.

Looks like I know where I'm getting my new sofa

LOL, that one is pretty clever. Took me a sec, then I was like :lol:
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Angel Soft

"An ideal balance of softness and strength."

The slogan is so long that they can barely fit it in their commercial.

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#43 Overlord93
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[QUOTE="YoshiYogurt"][QUOTE="gamerguru100"] I concur.

sonicare

Looks like I know where I'm getting my new sofa

LOL, that one is pretty clever. Took me a sec, then I was like :lol:

Oh that's brilliant :lol: when I need to buy a sofa, I will go there, if only to shake the hand of the guy who thought that up.

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The surf clothing company No Fear - "Face your Fears, Live your dreams".

Urm no, face your fears live your nightmares.

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[QUOTE="lonewolf604"]

[QUOTE="Conno08"]

http://urlybits.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Sofa-King-Prices.jpg

nuff' said.

dercoo

actually thats pretty clever

:lol::lol::lol:

:lol::lol:

Best ad campaign ever

Yeah i agree :lol:

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the New Chevy one is really awfull.... "Chevy Runs Deep".....wtf is that?....
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Lockheed Martin -- "We never forget who we're working for." I'd f***ing hope so.
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#48 The-Tree
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I hate Arby's, Wendy's, and KFC's slogans.

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#49 Boston_Boyy
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Isn't it obvious? "If you don't hae an IPhone, then well, you don't have an Iphone". Why would that make me want to get an Iphone?

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#50 killerband55
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KFC- Finger lickin good

Vaultl101egend

i forgot about that, lol