Whats the worst joke you ever heard?

My personal favorite is this one.

How do you say hello to a duck?...Hello duck:D

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A white horse fell into a mud puddle

or

This guy walks into a bar, that must of hurtJRoss17

Those were cornier than corn!

What makes camping such an extreme adventure?

You're always in tents!

What makes camping such an extreme adventure?

You're always in tents!

GabuEx

I got a better one!

How is gordan the golpher and thomas the tankengine similar?

They have the same middle name!

What did the dog say to his owner when he forgot to feed him?

Nothing, dogs dont talk.

Why did Bob fall off the swing?

Because he was a tomato.

Why are Pirates, Pirates?

Because they ARRRRRRE!

Admittedly I find that funny when delivered properly.

Why are Pirates, Pirates?

Because they ARRRRRRE!

Admittedly I find that funny when delivered properly.

Buffalo_Soulja

Why did I laugh at that...

Why are Pirates, Pirates?

Because they ARRRRRRE!

Admittedly I find that funny when delivered properly.

Buffalo_Soulja

Two muffins are in a oven and one says "It sure is hot in here."

And the other says "Holy ****! A talking muffin!"

What do you get if you cross a fish with a finger? A fish finger...

and

What's white and lives in a rainforest? A fridge.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

cos he wanted to get to the other side

What's brown and sticky?

A Stick :lol:

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Losing your life savings.

What's green, brown, has 6 legs and lives in a tree?

A pool table.

What's green, brown, has 6 legs and lives in a tree?

A pool table.

KG86

"Lives in a tree"?

[QUOTE="KG86"]

What's green, brown, has 6 legs and lives in a tree?

A pool table.

GabuEx

"Lives in a tree"?

What, were you expecting a good joke?

What's brown and sticky?

A Stick :lol:

gazza257

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

[QUOTE="gazza257"]

What's brown and sticky?

A Stick :lol:

CreepingDeath_

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

What's red and looks like a bucket?

A green bucket in disguise.

[QUOTE="GabuEx"][QUOTE="KG86"]

What's green, brown, has 6 legs and lives in a tree?

A pool table.

KG86

"Lives in a tree"?

What, were you expecting a good joke?

I was expecting a joke that marginally made sense. :P

A friend texted me this morning:

Smart Men

Why doesn't a penaut go outside during the night

Because its afraid that it might get A-Salt-Ed

Did you hear about the massacre at the popcorn factory?

Fifteen kernels were killed!

[QUOTE="KG86"]

What's green, brown, has 6 legs and lives in a tree?

A pool table.

GabuEx

"Lives in a tree"?

6 legs?

by the way the real joke is what is green, big and 4 legs and would surprise u if it fell out of a tree.

its from two and a half men

Some of these jokes are surprisingly funny

Why is 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 8 (ate) 9!

Oh, I just remembered a one that's a bit longer, but it's such a groaner that I gotta post it.

A dentist found that a plate that he just put in a man's mouth was getting corroded. Finding this strange, he asked the man whether he ate anything that might cause this. The man listed off a lot of things, but the dentist zeroed in on his love for Hollandaise sauce. Concluding that that must be the cause, he told the man that he was going to put in a chrome plate as a replacement. When the man asked whether or not that would work, the man replied:

"Of course. There's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise."

Why do mice have small balls?

--because most of them can't dance

How come deers don't have uncles?

Because they only have antlers.

Oh, I just remembered a one that's a bit longer, but it's such a groaner that I gotta post it.

A dentist found that a plate that he just put in a man's mouth was getting corroded. Finding this strange, he asked the man whether he ate anything that might cause this. The man listed off a lot of things, but the dentist zeroed in on his love for Hollandaise sauce. Concluding that that must be the cause, he told the man that he was going to put in a chrome plate as a replacement. When the man asked whether or not that would work, the man replied:

"Of course. There's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise."

GabuEx

I laughed more at the idea anyone would have a love for Hollondaise sauce.

You might be a Redneck Jedi if...

There is a blaster rack in the back of your landspeeder.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

AIDS

GabuEx

Thats how it really goes.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Losing your life savings.

GabuEx

:lol: I was going to post one like that, except the answer was "The Holocaust".

[QUOTE="JRoss17"]Wanna hear a dirty joke? A white horse fell into a mud puddle

or

This guy walks into a bar, that must of hurtFilm-Guy

Those were cornier than corn!

That was the worst.

What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall?

DAM!

get it...dam...instead of dam. HAHAHAHAH oh nevermind

Oh here is a really bad one.

So my family and I visited my sister in Japan. Well, we worked our way to Hiroshima and visited the museum. Suffice to say, we were all very sad and depressed afterwards, especially after seeing pictures of those burned by the radiation.

So, we get outside, and my sister says in a Will-Ferrel-from-Austin-Powers voice: "Could someone please help me! I am very badly burned!"

My mom is shocked but I fall to the ground laughing. Totally tasteless but god, it was funny.

What's purple, and goes up and down?
A raisin in an elevator.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"I lost my tractor."

What did people call bob the builder when he quit his job?

Bob.

its a knock knock joke

Knock Knock

Madame

madame who

Madame fingers hurt

the worst joke i have heard