What would you do if you found out the girl you were dating was your mom?

Youve been dating her for 5 years, you did snu snu with her, and have a kid coming. What would if you figured out she was ur mommy? Would you do what Oedipus did? Or something different. If your a girl then its your dad you have been dating for 5 years and have been pregnated by.

No, no, and no...-____-

just no....*shakes head* -____-

I'd wonder how I didn't notice the remarkable resemblance before, then probably sign up for some hardcore therapy.

Um... Kill her, then move to another country.:|

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Wow my mom is hot.....Wait a minute?!

Ask what's for dinner, duh!

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Merc009

dude....GenTom

Ask her, is this gonna be our son/daughter or my sister/brother? Then I'd realize TC's is a post from a bad soap opera.Dystopian-X

Greek mythology is not a bad soap opera.

I wouldn't need to do anything, cos my head would justexplode.

[QUOTE="Dystopian-X"]Ask her, is this gonna be our son/daughter or my sister/brother? Then I'd realize TC's is a post from a bad soap opera.Hungry_Jello

Greek mythology is not a bad soap opera.

Your right, it's a good soap opera...

Impossible, I don't date women that are 17 years older than me... that seems to be one of many loopholes here

Impossible, I don't date women that are 17 years older than me... that seems to be one of many loopholes here

Akawoa

Your forgetting time travel my friend.

Well did we do anything?... :shock:

Well did we do anything?... :shock:

awssk8er716

You had intercourse without a condom. A baby is coming along the way.

[QUOTE="Akawoa"]

Impossible, I don't date women that are 17 years older than me... that seems to be one of many loopholes here

Wolls

Your forgetting time travel my friend.

How would I not know if she was my mom?siLVURcross

Well, I would never have to worry about this sissue, because I know what my mom looks like, so...yeeeeaaaaah.....

I'd stab my own eyes out.....roosuu

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[QUOTE="Akawoa"]

Impossible, I don't date women that are 17 years older than me... that seems to be one of many loopholes here

pvtdonut54

Your forgetting time travel my friend.

OH SNAP!!! :D I didnt think of that :P

"Oh baby, I love it when you talk dirty to me, mom" *tongue action*DrSponge

Oh god, now I'm getting images in my head that I don't want! :cry:

[QUOTE="Dystopian-X"]Ask her, is this gonna be our son/daughter or my sister/brother? Then I'd realize TC's is a post from a bad soap opera.Hungry_Jello

Greek mythology is not a bad soap opera.

[QUOTE="Hungry_Jello"]

[QUOTE="Dystopian-X"]Ask her, is this gonna be our son/daughter or my sister/brother? Then I'd realize TC's is a post from a bad soap opera.Dystopian-X

Greek mythology is not a bad soap opera.

[QUOTE="Hungry_Jello"]

[QUOTE="Dystopian-X"]Ask her, is this gonna be our son/daughter or my sister/brother? Then I'd realize TC's is a post from a bad soap opera.Dystopian-X

Greek mythology is not a bad soap opera.

He didnt know until it was too late to turn back. Thats why he stabbed his eyes out and left his home.

Aaaaaaaaahhhhhh

[QUOTE="Akawoa"]

Impossible, I don't date women that are 17 years older than me... that seems to be one of many loopholes here

Wolls

Your forgetting time travel my friend.

:o

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Merc009

I'm not a fan of pie, but apple pie is kind of good.

To answer your question, I would just break things off with her. That's just wrong.

He didnt know until it was too late to turn back. Thats why he stabbed his eyes out and left his home.

Hungry_Jello

But he did it after she was dead. It could be seen as if wasn't really planning to gouge them out as some sort of punishment if she was alive and he would be aware of it

Well, your son would also be your brother, so...

OH NOES!!!111!!! TIME PARADOX!!!!11!!!oneone!!

I wasn't expecting the kid thing... otherwise I'd just laugh it off.

Anyway it's not too far fetched to date your mom assuming she gave you up for adoption when she was 13, and she might be lying about her age, or you're chasing cougars. Hell Mary-Louise Parker is 45, and I doubt any of us would turn down a chance at her.

Well, your son would also be your brother, so...

OH NOES!!!111!!! TIME PARADOX!!!!11!!!oneone!!

Xul_Onerom

Oh shi-

[QUOTE="Hungry_Jello"]

He didnt know until it was too late to turn back. Thats why he stabbed his eyes out and left his home.

Dystopian-X

But he did it after she was dead. It could be seen as if wasn't really planning to gouge them out as some sort of punishment if she was alive and he would be aware of it

Ask what's for dinner, duh!

Kuske_Vorpal

Wait wouldn't she have to be something like 16 to 20 years older than me? Assuming I'm at the age of 18, then to be dating her I would have to be into women who are becoming middle-aged, which is a little weird in and of itself.

And I'm not counting the whole time-travel scenario. if didn't know who your mother was before going back in time, then you wouldn't have any way of finding out that she was your mother. And if you did know her, and still allowed it to happen, then the blame is really on you for being that foolish and allowing it to happen. you kind of deserve feeling gross for being that dumb.

This all is a moot point for all those people out there who are into incest. Then it just becomes like a normal relationship. Well, as normal as something like that can be.

First off, I would not be in a relationship with a female 39 years older than me. :wink:

And there is no second point, I just like cliffhangers. :shock:

Um I dont quite know how to respond to this :|

thats, thats... just wrong

you now how your mom looks like, and i mean she isn't crazy or something, so she would'nt date other people